The freaking morning song works

This morning Ali and Laura came by and I played the morning songs before we headed out, and lo and behold, the sun was out and shining all day.
The morning song is Mr. E's Beautiful Blues by the Eels. Johnny would play it each morning before we headed out on the bus, and while we scoffed at it in the beginning, by the end of the trip we all attributed great meteorological powers to playing it early in the morning. Bright sunshine everytime we put it on.
Come to Sydney, rain. I finally play the morning song, and, god damn right, it was a beautiful day.

Correction

Oops, Olav and Kjetil read this everyday.
Let me note that Olav and Kjetil disappeared while we were out drinking tonight. I saw them leave with four Swedish supermodels, one on each arm. Must be the Scandinavian bond.

Beware the bearded woman, Olav!

Olav, if you're still out there at that Irish pub/dance club right now...it's a trick question. None of the 3 phone numbers is a winner. Don't do it! There's a reason she has a man's name!
It's 4 a.m. in Sydney now (all the folks back home in the States are getting the wrong time and date stamps on my posts; extrapolate a day ahead and 3 hours back peeps), and I have to get up in 3 hours to cruise around town on some tour bus. Aiya! But what do they say? We'll have plenty of time for sleep when we're dead. I'm certainly not going to get much these next few days. Sleep is a luxury on vacations.
Sydney is an impressive city. I've just been here about a half day, and it has already made an impression. Reminds me of San Francisco in some ways, but any such comparison would be simplistic. There are bats flying around here at dusk. I looked up and saw what looked like a bat and thought I was dreaming. And then I read in my guidebook that there are indeed bats flying around at night. How cool is that? I could move here, except I have no idea what I'd do.
It's good to see Laura, Olav, and Kjetil again. After about 10 beers, some fun confessions come out. I learn more about the New Zealand trip everyday, and it only gets funnier. We cruised around from club to club in the rain tonight, all through the Rocks and all around Darling Harbour, and then back to the Rocks for more. Damn if all of them don't make me feel old, with Laura being 21, Olav 23, Kjetil 24. Oh well, I missed my mid-twenties so perhaps I get a mulligan. I was in the office for 7 years increasing shareholder value.
The other thing I find incredibly funny is hearing some of my new friends using the English language in some creative ways. Not that my Norwegian or German would be good enough to even string together a coherent thought, but sometimes Olav or Kjetil or Corinna will say something, and I'll know exactly what they mean, but some unintended double meanings just leave me gasping for air. The literal translation of pre-party in Norwegian is "foreplay" according to Olav. I've made sure he understands not to ask new friends over to his place for "foreplay" at any point in the future. It could ruin a good night before it even begins.
Damn I'll miss all of them.
My travel agent did me right on this hotel in Sydney. I'm right at the foot of the harbor, at the start of the Rocks here. I'm within walking distance to all the major city sites, and I have a view of the harbor from my window. Best of all? Ethernet high speed Internet access in the room. For once I don't have to put coins in a machine to surf the Internet at prehistoric modem speeds. Some days I feel like some senior citizen feeding my social security check into slots machines.
Laura brought by all her photos from New Zealand. Seeing them again brought back a lot of fond memories. Seeing myself in print also made me realize I miss my bike. Yikes! By now I've usually put in a few hundred miles in the early winter season, and instead I'm fattening up at nice restaurants across the Southern Hemisphere. Boot camp starts the day I get home.
I'm so exhausted it's ridiculous. Vacation is hard work, not that anyone working should sympathize. I've drank more in the past 3 weeks than I did in the entire previous year in Seattle. On the other hand, I've also just finished an entire bottle of sunscreen in these 3 weeks, and in 5.5 years in Seattle I'm still working on the same bottle which is still sitting on my nightstand. Our bodies kick into high gear on vacation--it's like shifting into 4WD to go offroad.

Narcosis

I am now officially a certified Adventure Diver after 8 dives at various sites around the Great Barrier Reef with Pro Dive Cairns.
Scuba diving is very relaxing. I felt like an astronaut down there in the water, everything moving in slow motion, including my breathing. My dive instructor Ben looked like Ewan McGregor, and the boat dive supervisor Christian is a 6' 6" German who's a dead ringer for Dirk Nowitzki. Except no one on the boat knew who Dirk Nowitzki was.
The best moment was actually above water. We were moored off of Flynn Reef last night, and I stayed up late lying on the sundeck, with a nearly full moon laying a shimmering white carpet down on the ocean to our boat. The clouds and stars hovered overhead, a cool ocean breeze ruffled my hair, and an occasional fish would leap out of the water and break the silence with a splash. I listened to music on my iPod and looked at the heavens with the skipper's star chart. I learned a few new constellations besides Orion: Eridanus, Lepus, and Canis Major. I also learned that half of Orion does indeed have the nickname "the saucepan".
The night dive was pretty magical as well. We spotted a giant green turtle swimming under a rock. Some of the coolest activities are ones that are usually done in the daytime, shifted into the evening. My night safari in Kenya, and the night dive here on the Reef.
Sydney awaits.

She's even better from the nose on up

Hey, my sister Joannie is famous! Isn't she a babe?
That's her photographer in the next photo if you scroll down the page a bit. Doesn't he look like Billy Zane? The whole time during Joannie's wedding, I couldn't stop thinking about Zoolander.
"Hey man, listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude."

Off to the Reef

Tomorrow, bright and early (5:45am) I head off from the coast of Cairns to live 3 days on a boat and scuba dive the Great Barrier Reef. I've spent the last two days in the classroom and in the pool training. It all reminded me a little too much of school, especially since I'm on vacation, but now comes the payoff.
Getting certified in scuba is not that tough, though I barely survived the swim test because they held it right after I had a huge sandwich for lunch. I cramped up during a 200 meter swim and barely stayed afloat for the 10 minute water tread test. I'm about as buoyant as a lead sinker.
It's been difficult to fully enjoy Australia thus far. I miss the weather and friends of New Zealand. The air in Cairns is heavy, languid, and damp. The fan in my hotel room is always on high just to keep the air circulating and active. Can one be homesick for a country that isn't home?
I thought I'd miss American television and movies and sports and news much more than I have.My mind is in a travel cocoon, and I feel just as busy as I do when I'm home and working. Every morning I have to be up early for something, and every night I'm out late. It sounds rough, but I enjoy it. Lying around on a beach or sleeping in until ungodly hours is not my idea of a vacation.
My next update should come from the lovely city of Sydney, where I will arrive Saturday (Friday for those of you back in the States). And by next Tuesday night I'll be back home in my bed in Seattle. But my heart will be thousands of miles away.

My New Zealand hangover

Today I left New Zealand early early in the morning and arrived in Cairns this afternoon. I had a 6:35 am flight, which meant getting to the airport by 4:30am or so. In the past, I've usually just stayed up all night packing in such situations, and I adopted that strategy this time as well. Of course, I failed to factor in that I hadn't slept more than 4 or 5 hours or had less than 5 mixed drinks in about 8 days, and it all caught up to me. I've never been so tired in my life as I was last night. After arriving in Cairns today at around noon, I laid down for a moment in bed and when I woke up it was 6:00pm. I don't remember a second of it, I slept like a corpse.
Fortunately Corinna stayed up with me all night and kept me going. She's on vacation from her semesters abroad at the University of Queensland in Brisbane, and she'll be returning to Bonn in German later this year. We've been pushing each other a lot these past few weeks. It helps that we're both pretty competitive so we're always looking at ways to compete. I hate to admit defeat in any avenues, but I have to concede that she's a better kayaker, ping-pong player (we played about five thousand fiercely contested points over 3 hours in a sauna of a room at Lake Ohau lodge--there was nothing else to do), glacier hiker, spoons player (I hate that card game), golfer (I'm blaming the damn rental clubs even though she had to use them too), and luger (though I gave her a headstart and Stefan was blocking me the whole way down). What an ego buster. I think she pinned me in Nelson at the beach party but that doesn't count because I was drunk. She's definitely a better dancer, and she's been to musical school so she's almost certainly a better singer.
I'm a better pool and air hockey player, a better chess player, and a better jet ski driver. Damn, my list is a lot shorter. Let's see, I'm a better English speaker (ignore the fact that English is her second language). And, umm...ahh, forget it, I met my match. Corinna, along with Laura, Jens, Kjetil and Olav, Rachel and Kerrin, Steph and Brendan, Alison and Ben have formed my own little travel fellowship these past two weeks. I'm not sure we could have continued on such a hard pace of life for much longer, but now that we've gone our separate ways I feel the usual post-vacation depression, my New Zealand hangover. I miss them all a lot and wish they were here in Australia with me. But some of us may cross paths again in Sydney later, and I'm holding on to that thought. Life on the go means constantly striking up new relationships in every next port of call.
We were blessed with the most fantastic weather the whole time. Someone's watching over me. Sunshine and blue skies whenever it mattered, and that was just about every day considering the number of vistas and landmarks we passed per day. If any of you come to New Zealand, do it from February to April.
I think last time I mentioned that I hadn't snapped as many photos as I thought. Well, that all changed. I've pretty much burned through 15 rolls already and had to cough up serious dollars to purchase a few rolls of Fuji Provia 100F. I thought 20 rolls would be enough, but New Zealand's beautiful countryside will do that to you. Oh, it doesn't help that a group of us spent the last day wandering the Christchurch Botanic Gardens, posing for silly photos to remember each other by. Always carry more film than you need. I tell myself that but need to take my advice more seriously.
One other great travel tip for those using pro-size 35mm camera bodies. Always put filters on your lenses. I dropped my camera coming out of the helicopter at Fox Glacier and shattered my UV Haze and 81a warming filters. But better those $70 filters than a $800 camera lens. Yikes.
I survived the bungy jumps. The Nevis, the 134 meter one, was incredible. I consider myself a pretty unflappable dude. Not much scares me (horror movies, speed, public speaking, stuff like that), but the Nevis got my blood going pretty good. You have to ride out in this small cage (you can see through it in all directions) out to a gondola suspended between two mountains, hanging about 200 meters or so above a small river flowing through the canyon below. And then you have to step out onto a small metal platform about a foot and a half by a foot and a half and throw yourself out of this gondola for 8.4 seconds of falling towards the earth at some 128 kilometers per hour. It's one of the most amazing feelings I've ever had, and I highly recommend it for anyone who ever gets to Queenstown.
Poor Laura got picked to go first, and she chose me as her jump buddy so we got sent out to the gondola first. All this is after a bus ride up this narrow canyon road in a rickety bus. The bus ride was nearly scarier than the jump. It's all part of the experience. Laura, like myself, is not a huge fan of heights, and she clearly felt every one of those 134 meters as she stood on that platform. I was filming it all, and I was tense just watching. I could see in her body language the thoughts going through her head, and the way she was slowly overcoming her fear and talking herself into the jump. What a stud. As I told her, it's not courage without fear, and by that measure she was the bravest of us all that day. I'll give Olav credit for the best jump. He dove out far, arms spread wide. Beautiful.
Travel is made easier by the presence of an iPod. Too bad I didn't have more time to download or rip music before I left. Still, going on a Lord of the Rings safari is greatly enhanced if the soundtrack is playing in your head. We visited the places where the ring wraiths were washed away by the river outside Rivendell (the Ford of Anduin?), the place where the fellowship rode by the Pillars of Argonath (much smaller in person), drove along the path they used as the road to Mordor in the upcoming Return of the King, and a whole lot more. None of the sets are there anymore, but the landscape is still beautiful in and of itself, and seeing it with your own eyes gives you an appreciation for the vision of Peter Jackson, to see in normal landscapes the potential for dramatic backdrops, merging the natural with the digital in his head.
There was a Making of the Lord of the Rings Exhibition at Te Papa museum in Wellington. Awesome. The making of the movies is almost as much of a cottage industry as the movies themselves. Peter Jackson and the whole cast and crew contributed to the exhibit where I spent 3 enthralling hours. Among other things, I learned that to make the chainmail used in the movie, two constume designer hand joined over 12 million small metal rings. They spent nearly five years doing it and by the end, the fingerprint marks on their fingers had worn away! I learned that Viggo Mortensen ended up buying the horse he rode in the movie, he developed such a rapport with it. That the reason some soldiers turned and ran the first time they ran the Massive program was not out of cowardice or self-preservation but because they couldn't spot any enemies. They also had an exhibit on all of the seven or eight different techniques they used to make the hobbits appear much smaller than the other characters. Some of them aren't even covered in the making-of DVD.
One of the techniques was brilliant. It involved building a device that would automatically move characters on platforms as the camera moved, always keeping the characters in the proper perspective. I can't begin to describe it properly, but it's awesome. The exhibit stays in Wellington until March, and then it goes on the road. If it passes through your town, definitely go see it!
There's a lot America can learn from the rest of the world. I already mentioned the metric system (I refuse to answer anyone who asks me at what temperature water freezes; yes, it's 32 degrees farenheit, and it's ridiculously arbitrary, and the 0 degree celsius is much more sensible...leave me alone). New Zealand has a wealth of public bathrooms, all quite clean. Can you imagine that in the U.S.? When we abbreviate dates, why do Americans go month/day/year instead of day/month/year? Why not go from smallest unit to largest? Why don't we study more foreign languages in the U.S.? It's embarrassing that everyone's English is so much better than our French, or Spanish, or German.
We're also not winning many fans by beating the war drum. Hopefully most people are anti-administration rather than anti-American. Bush isn't helping by portraying, to a T, the stereotype of the ugly American. Aloof, arrogant, uncooperative, a cowboy who wants to use his guns. If the UN inspections team gets Iraq's cooperation and we have over half the country under British and American air cover, why send in young Americans to die? The process has hardly been efficient, but it seems to be working.
I'm not sure where I'm going with all of this. My vacation hangover is scrambling my brain, and the time pressure of seeing these Internet terminals counting down my time left online is too much pressure. I look back on my time in New Zealand and amazed by it all. So much happened that I didn't expect. It always does when you travel with an open mind, an open heart, and a sense of adventure.
Tomorrow I begin my first lesson towards scuba diving certification.

The Yankees of sailing

Looks like New Zealand is in big trouble in the America's Cup. The whole country is in a fervor over the even because they're defending champs. The storyline here is that the challenger, Alinghi, is being led almost entirely be Kiwi sailors, some being former members of New Zealand's last championship team. Alinghi, with their deep pockets, basically bought the best sailing team in the world, including skipper Russell Coutts who has won the last ten Americas Cup races he's skippered with today's win (that's an all-time record). The poorer New Zealand team rests their hopes on a young and talented team of sailors and what they feel is superior boat speed and design.
Thus far it's been all Alinghi. The New Zealand team had to drop out of the first race after they suffered a series of disastrous breakdowns. They started taking on water just a short while into the race, then a beam broke, and finally their front sail sheared off. Then today, in race two, Alinghi stole the race in the last leg by 7 seconds.
As you can imagine, New Zealand is incredibly upset at the defection of so many of its sailors to the Swiss team. They can do so by buying a residence in Switzerland and jumping through a series of loopholes, all funded and facilitated by Alinghi. It's like an Athletics fan watching Jason Giambi play for the Yankees which is the team Alinghi would be compared to in the U.S.
I don't know a lot about sailing, but I'm getting into the America's Cup. It's infectious, being out here. I even cheered on as Australia beat England in soccer in England. That's a first. England isn't too happy about losing to Australia in just about every sport right now.
The only sport I still can't get into is cricket. It's seriously on television 24 hours a day here. Someone finally explained the rules to me, and I still find it boring.

Planes, kayaks, helicopters, and buses

I've arrived in Queenstown, the Aspen of the Southern Hemisphere, and adventure capital of the world. Tomorrow I do the Thrillogy 3 bungy jump package. The first is the original bungy jump, 43 meters from a bridge into a river. A.J. Hackett is the inventor of this crazy sport. Then a heart-stopping 134 meter drop from a gondola--that's the Nevis. My palms are sweaty just thinking of it. Finally, the Ledge, a bungy in which you're attached at the waist so your legs are free to run towards the ledge as you hurtle off into nothing. Crikey!
I've done so many activites I can barely keep it straight. I've kayaked on the open sea and through mangrove tree forests. I've seen dolphins leaping from the water within swimming distance of the beach. I've watched as sperm whales came to the surface of the ocean to breathe, and snapped away like mad as their tales waved to the sky as they began their descent back down into the water.
I've travelled in kayaks, sail boats, former World Cup racing boats, catamarans, touring ships, helicopters, small biplanes, mini prop planes, touring buses, trolleys, double decker buses, taxis, hydrojets, luges, gondolas, and quad bikes. I've jumped out of planes, off of sky towers, and tomorrow I'll add to that list. I've sky dived in Nelson, trout fished in Lake Taupo, abseiled in the dark down into Waitomo cave, and white water rafted over a 7 meter waterfall. I've seen fur seals, a million sheep and cows, a hundred different types of birds, and every form of sea animal except the giant squid.
I've been in New Zealand for a week.
What an odd mix. The country is filled with laid back Kiwi folk, but they love their shots of adrenaline. I'm getting addicted to signing "In case of death" waiver forms.
I've made a whole lot of great friends here. You get to know each other quickly when you spend every night together drinking as a sport. Crown Lager (crownies), Victoria Bitter, Mac's Gold, Speight's. All interesting new beers to try. The girls love to make me drink these shots of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's--they're called, ahem, cock-sucking cowboys. Way too sweet for me. I threw a beach party in Nelson at a lifeguard shack and we all stayed up late teaching each other drinking games while the ocean lapped the beach. Hey Karen: I taught everyone the animal drinking game. Everyone quite enjoyed it.
Meanwhile, l learned that Orion's belt is actually the base of a saucepan. It took me about an hour to realize that Kerrin was saying saucepan since the Aussies pronounce it soss-pin. I thought she was saying "swordsman" and I was like right, it's Orion the swordsman. It was our very own "Who's on First" routine, aided by a few too many bourbon and cokes and vodka shots.
I'm the only American in this group which is somewhat surprising to me. I gather that a popular foreign impression of American now is that we're arrogant, litigious, self-centered, and rude. It's actually quite sad how poor our reputation is internationally. I'm trying my best to be a popular ambassador of our country. I've been trying to be a bigger personality than I usually am since I am on my own. It's working, I think.
This morning I took a helicopter up to Fox Glacier and hiked up it with crampons. I had my camera with me the whole way, with an assortment of lenses, and I felt like a National Geographic photographer trying to navigate with all that gear on. Fox Glacier was stunning. We were so fortunate--the clouds were low, so initially it looked hopeless. It rains 200 days out of the year here in Fox Glacier so many people never get the chance to see it from the sky.
Then, suddenly, a break in the clouds and a group of us rushed up. On the way back, just as the helicopter lifted off, it started raining. I like to think that the heavens cleared the sky for a few hours just for me.
Okay, I need to get off of this computer. There's so much to do I've just detached from the rest of the world, though I did watch Powell's presentation to the U.N. and have read up on the Columbia tragedy.
There are so many moments each day where I just get this big wide grins on my face because life is so good right now. It really is.

Speed update

My bus leaves in 5 minutes. This will be fast.
I've done lots of crazy stuff thus far: hydrojet racing, quad bike racing, sky diving, white water rafting (7 meter falls), abseiling into a cave, and more which I can't remember. Ahead of me are 3 bungy jumps in Queenstown, a short Lord of the Rings safari, parapenting, and mountain biking off of a helicopter.
I'm the only American on this bus I've been travelling in. Strange. I'm self-conscious because I sense some antagonism towards Americans in general, so I feel like I'm representing the good old USA. Made lots of good friends thus far and have realized the US needs to move to the metric system.
Haven't had as much access to the Internet or taken as many photos as I thought I would. It's all been about doing things, drinking a lot, stuff like that. Sometimes I feel like I'm channelling Scott, and it works. I've made a lot of good friends. It's all bloody fantastic.
Very strange--being around all these foreigners, I'm losing my flat American accent. It just happens. Strange.
Alright, I see the bus moving. Kia ora, mates.

Update

After a few days, I can safely say I didn't catch any diseases from the woman who sat next to me on the airplane, coughing violently the entire 13 hours from Los Angeles to Auckland. That was lovely. Thankfully, there is very little time zone adjustment in flying from the West Coast to New Zealand. I recommend flying out at night. I hopped on the plane at 8:30pm in Los Angeles, fell asleep, woke up in the morning one day ahead in New Zealand. Imagine staying up slightly past your bedtime. That's what it takes to adjust to New Zealand time. I hit the ground running.
Auckland is like Seattle. Both are coastal towns. Both have high rates of boats per capita, though the boats in Auckland are nicer. There's an entire harbor full of super yachts (this is an official term referring to yachts over some obscene length, I think it's 92 meters or something like that). Larry Ellison's super yacht Katana was docked there, with his minions scrambling around all day to keep it polished and gleaming. Auckland has a tall, artificial structure called the Sky Tower. It's slightly taller than the Eiffel Tower. Seattle has the Space Needle. They look alike and have circular restaurants about 2/3's of the way up.
Auckland has the Victoria Park Market, which is like Seattle's Pike Place Market, except without the good restaurants and fresh fruit, vegetables, and seafood. In other words, a junk bazaar. The people in both cities are extremely laid back. Both have plots of land across the water. Seattle has West Seattle and Bainbridge Island. Auckland has Devonport and Rangitoto (sp?) Island.
The weather has been perfect. 70's, sunny, very mild humidity. The sun will cook you to a crisp--one bus driver said it was because the many cows on the island produced enough methane to punch a hole in the ozone layer. I can't say I mind and hope the weather holds.
A few things I can't get used to yet. This whole "driving on the other side of the road, steering wheel on the other side of the car" deal has me befuddled. Have I gotten so old that I can't learn new tricks? I stand at roads, looking both ways, afraid to cross for fear some car will appear from some unanticipated direction to run me over. On a related note, the sequence of the Walk/No-Walk signs is difficult to figure out. Crossing-the-street has proved to be the most challenging extreme sport I've done yet.
That Sky Tower? I jumped off of it. 192 meters. They put you in a jumpsuit and attach you to two cables, then they toss you off of a platform that's outside the observation deck. It's a controlled descent, but still, I found it terrifying. My legs were jelly out there on the platform. I'm not sure why. I think it was because it was like jumping off of a building and committing suicide, with all the city buildings around me to measure my descent. Much more frightening than bungy jumping in Africa, at least until I had fallen half way. For those of you in Seattle who wish to imagine what it's like, go up to the top of the Space Needle, climb up about halfway up the needle, walk out to the edge of a plank, and throw yourself off.
Everyone has a cute Kiwi or Australian accent. Occasionally I have no idea what they're saying to me, and after asking them to repeat themselves I'll just nod and smile. I've met very few Americans thus far, which might be a good thing. Every newspaper's headlines sport a large portrait of Dubya with headlines like "Bush Pushes for War" and "Prime Minister Urges Kiwis to Leave Iraq".
I saw the movie Whale Rider on opening night with a theater full of Kiwis. It's about a Maori tribe looking for a leader in modern times. Very fun to see it with the Kiwis, most of whom were teary-eyed by movie's end. I highly recommend the movie which focuses on the usual challenges in retaining cultural identity in the modern age (hint: eliminating some of the patriarchal and sexist attitudes towards women are a good start). The lead, 12 year old Keisha Castle-Hughes, is adorable.
The languorous pace of life takes some getting used to. At times I'm at a loss as to what to do next. For now, I'm headed out to the beach here in Paihia to soak in some rays by the warm, blue-green waters of the Bay of Islands. The beautiful sun makes even lazing around on the beach an acceptable activity. I hope to achieve the preternatural calm and zen of the models in flight safety movies as they illustrate how to inflate their life vests as their planes plummet into the ocean.
G'day mates, as my new Aussie friends would say.

A few parting thoughts

Activity here on my site will be light for a while. In a few hours I'm off to Auckland, New Zealand on a Qantas flight. If you need to reach me, drop me a line at my personal e-mail address. From time to time I'm sure to cross an Internet terminal. Send me your physical address if you'd like a postcard.
I'm here in L.A. and the weather is insanely beautiful. I've forgotten what it's like, the smell of a dry summer day, 80 degree weather. It's really the smell that I miss the most, the fresh spring air. I can't remember the last time my nose was this tickled, though I suspect there will be more of that in New Zealand. I'll miss friends and family on my travels, but I won't miss the rain in Seattle, the biting cold in Chicago and Boston and NYC. This time of year I'm all about the Southern hemisphere, and it's amazing how much the warm weather has elevated my spirits and relaxed me body and soul. In fact, I awoke with a head full of ideas today. A small business idea came to mind this morning and I jotted some notes on it this afternoon. Maybe a business plan will accompany me on my flight back.
I'm beginning to acclimate to life outside the office. I've had a form of post-work anxiety this past week, and being in a warm weather climate, away from everything, is helping to ease me into my vacation. The first few days I slept so much I thought I was sick. Maybe my body just needed re-charging. I suspect my mind gave my body leeway to sleep in. When I'm working my body clock just wakes me up at a certain point each day, and that imperative has disappeared. I wonder if people have done studies on this.
I was flipping through my travel books this morning and started getting really excited about all the things to do once I'm there. Everyone I run into is surprised I'm traveling by myself, but really, everyone else is working or in school so it wasn't much of a choice. Once you try it, you realize it's not all that intimidating. And at the end of this trip is another one to Rio with Phil who was a trooper and secured us a great hotel on the beach.
While I was here in L.A., Howie took me to try Fatburger, reputed to be better than In-N-Out, one of my past favorite burger joints. You know what? Fatburger is really good.
Missed most of the Superbowl (it's a really good time to fly, by the way) but I was really surprised at the line (Raiders favored by 4) because their coach of the past several years was on the opposite sideline. Gruden helped engineer and run his opponents and knew them inside out, their tendencies, strengths, and weaknesses. Know thine enemy.
I wish I had more time to get a few photos from Xmas 2002 posted before leaving, but packing and preparing for a trip of this length took a lot more time than I thought it would. Bills to pre-pay, all sorts of services to cancel. Managed to get a few up, though. I also grabbed a book for the road, West With the Night. Rave review from Hemingway. Can't wait to read it.
What a wide world! See you all in a month.

And so it begins...

On my 29th birthday, I gave myself...a 3 month leave of absence from work. Mostly what I feel is overwhelmed by all the possibilities. I'm ready to just start diving into everything, but first I need to slow down and get a plan in place. My appetite for life is bigger than my stomach for it all.
Mom and Dad sent me a book from my wishlist called Setting Up Your Shots: Great Camera Moves Every Filmmaker Should Know. I think I'll stay up late glancing through that, all while blasting my favorite version of La Boheme, my favorite opera. Everytime I listen to it I feel like I'm waltzing through some crowded, festive European street, falling in love with the world. What I most treasure having again is the time to stay up late reading. So many books, so much time. Who would've thought.
Regret minimization--that's the framework for living life which Jeff always talks about. I don't regret this one bit.

Irony

George Bush passed a bill through Congress yesterday that replaced all affirmative action programs in education, business, and government with pure meritocratic systems. Today he was replaced as the President of the United States.

Condi, Colin, and George and affirmative action

The whole Michigan affirmative action flap is intriguing for having revealed a spectrum of opinions among the Republican party. George is against the affirmative action system at Michigan, while Colin Powell is for it. Condoleeza Rice? Stands behind George Bush, though no one knows what she herself thinks.
Condi is a tough lady. When she was the Stanford Provost I heard her address an entire room of angry students who were protesting something having to do with treatment of minority students. She held her ground and shot down a few students with some sharp words. She's an imposing and impressive speaker in person. Still, I get the sneaking suspicion she's always serving, never acting on her own or willing to stand on her own merits.
Affirmative action and issues of race are the most intriguing of America's issues because people on each side of the debate either view it as the most American or most un-American of policies. American because it encourages diversity and creates opportunity for those who might not otherwise receive such opportunity, or un-American because it judges people by more than just pure merit and diminishes opportunity for some. When I debate the issue with my friends, most of whom are very tolerant and accepting people, it's easy to see where both sides come from.
I myself am in favor of affirmative action, for many reasons. First of all, I'm really shocked that more people aren't outraged that Trent Lott and Strom Thurmond, overtly racist senators, held their posts until just recently with little or no press coverage. For years they were among the most influential leaders of this country. I'll admit I didn't know much about Lott, though I knew Thurmond because he was such a fossil. We are naive to think that racial discrimination doesn't pervade the most hallowed corridors of this country. That Bush would actually curry votes by speaking at a school that bans inter-racial dating and get away with it indicates perhaps that we've become too complacent about racism.
Trent Lott's speech at Thurmond's birthday didn't draw a lot of coverage by the mainstream press in the days after. A bunch of bloggers were the first to jump on it and draw attention to his incendiary quips. Maybe the nation thinks that listening to rap music and seeing folks like Eminem adopt black culture indicates that we've achieved some racially integrated nirvana.
Secondly, the most common argument against affirmative action is that it allows students with lower SAT scores to take positions from students with higher SAT scores. I've yet to meet one intelligent person who considers the SAT an accurate gauge of their intelligence, let alone the worthiness of others to attend a school or bring something of value to that community. Strangely enough, we find it's absolutely okay to allow someone in with an absurdly low SAT score if he/she can throw a football accurately or play basketball really well. Because of course they contribute so much to the campus before they take off after two years without a degree to make their millions in the pros. Everyone always seems to think affirmative action means hiring a bunch of uneducated, incompetent minorities into positions which they're unsuited for. In fact, studies have been done on college admissions which show that being it's often the environment which foster students' performance more than their own individual talents. In a groundbreaking study which researchers have been unable to replicate (for obvious reasons), a statistically significant percentage of the entering class at a college in Texas were chosen specifically from the bottom 10% of that year's applicants. Researchers followed their performance over the next four years and compared it with that of their classmates, who were hand selected by the admissions committee and deemed to the most promising of that year's applicant pool. It turned out that the students from the bottom 10% of the applicant pool were, by any conventional set of measures, much more successful than their other classmates.
Third, everyone argues that affirmative action is not perfect, that occasionally some white, American male will be shafted, and that therefore it needs to be abolished. To argue this point assumes that all admission programs, interview processes, and all such programs are perfect. If anyone knows of such a perfect hiring program, please let me know. I'll pass it along to Amazon, they'll hire nothing but the exact best people for the rest of this century and the worth of my stock options will rise a hundred fold and I'll retire to some foreign country with the title of Sultan.
I do think some instances of affirmative action are too severe. But to accuse affirmative action of being as bad as the problem it attempts to cure is intellectually lazy. Affirmative action achieves more good than bad. To compare it to racism, with the trail of tears and tragedy and bloodshed it has left behind our country's footsteps, is some type of math in which someone missed a few decimal points.

Projection keyboards

One of the latest cutting-edge technologies is the projection keyboard, for use with PDAs. Red lasers project an image of a keyboard on any flat surface, and you can type on it. Personally, I think these will be less than ideal because typing depends so much on tactile feedback to know where to place your fingers, when you've made a mistake. But for big buttons and switches it would be convenient. For example, if I could just project some volume controls on my desk for my stereo at home, or light switches for all the lights in my room, I wouldn't need to wander around my room while working.

More man vs. machine

Garry Kasparov is challenging Deep Junior to a chess match this Sunday. Amazingly, you can buy Deep Junior for home use and stage your own epic battle of man versus machine. You can even buy a copy of Deep Fritz, which battled world chess champion Vladimir Kramnik to a draw in October.
Sometime if you're really feeling lousy, something you can do to cheer yourself up is to go into an online chess site and challenge someone to a match. Then turn on Deep Junior or Deep Fritz in the background and have the program play your opponent while you use all of Deep Junior and Deep Fritz's moves. After you've kicked some uppity chess nerd's ass, you'll feel a strange sensation come across your face. A smile.

Writing reviews

One of the last things I have to do at work is complete a lot of employee reviews. I've been writing them for days now. I spent pretty much all day today working on them.
I take writing reviews seriously, and perhaps it's no surprise that I get writer's block while writing them just as I do when writing fiction. I also get the same pleasure from producing an insightful turn of words, or an appropriate metaphor or descriptive phrase. Writers take pride in everything they write, from e-mails to reviews to postcards and letters.
All this typing this past week is killing my fingers, though. My wrists are really sore.

Nephew

My new nephew Ryan...

Comedy

I caught bits and pieces of my first real episode of Joe Millionaire today. Unintentional comedy cubed. I'm not sure if Fox can keep this going because future contestants will know the premise, but this is reality TV executed at a very high level (some people will see that as taking us one step closer to the end of humanity).
So many things on this show crack me up. First of all, Joe is clearly no millionaire. I'm not sure what type of training they put him through, but it's hilarious to hear him butchering French words, gagging over fancy foods like foie gras, and saying things in his soliloquys like "And watching two women doing the tango, that lifted my spirits." I think he was supposed to have come into the money late in life, which is supposed to explain his lack of suavity and savoir-faire. By letting the audience in on the secret, a Hitchcockian device, we can laugh at his inability to hold his wealth.
Secondly, what's up with that goofy butler? His random and occasional unsolicited commentary is unseemly for a butler (hasn't he read the stories about Princess Di's tight-lipped butler?), and there's something salacious about him.
Thirdly...I can't remember what else I thought was funny. Maybe it's not that funny a show after all. Joe (whatever his name is) does seem like a pretty down-to-earth, nice guy. His commentary seems pretty heartfelt. To see him exploited in this way on the show does leave the viewer feeling guilty, and the catty, gold-digging female contestants won't inspire much faith in humanity.
Still, I have to laugh at the people who fret over reality TV and its influence over society. People have loved to revel in the faults of others since they could communicate. This can't compare to the conversation in an old Victorian salon.

Down with Love

Trailer for a new romance starring Renee Zellweger and Ewan McGregor. Period design (I'm thinking Catch Me If You Can, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) seem to be in. Zellweger seems to be hanging out, knocking on the door of the elite tier of money-making actresses. The romantic comedy route seems to be her best bet, as opposed to the gravitas of, say, Nicole Kidman or Julianne Moore.

Spam

A whole bunch of brainy geeks met at MIT recently to discuss solutions to spam. As long as smart people are peeved enough about receiving spam to work on the problem. there's hope that one day our inboxes will be free. To date I've been too lazy to try whitelisting, so I'm hoping filters will continue to improve. I used Cloudmark's SpamNet plugin for MS Outlook and it works fairly well.
Still, it's not perfect, and some of the material from the conference sounds very promising. Paul Graham gave a follow up to his fascinating article "A Plan for Spam" which proposed using Bayesian filtering on the likelihood that single words appear in spam mails versus regular mails. If you know the word viagra is appears in spam mail 99.9% of the time and in a regular e-mail only .1% of the time, finding it in a message is very damning. His follow-up, Better Bayesian Filtering, has some thoughts on how to improve his filters. Very interesting, readable articles since Bayes' law is understandable to even those who only took intro to probability. Clever.
Even more promising is Bill Yerazunis' CRM114. With some training, it has achieved accuracies of 99.9%. It's available for free for those reading e-mail on Linux or BSD. If you use Outlook on Windows, Network Associates recently bought Deersoft and plans to merge SpamAssassin Pro with their own McAfee SpamKiller. CRM114 can be used with SpamAssassin.
I still think strong legislation against spammers is needed. It's not as if the spam I receive is useful advertising. Usually it's so evidently disguised to try and get me to visit a porn site (spammers now disguise their e-mail as personal messages, using language like, "Hey, I finished that web page you asked about. Check it out: [insert porn URL]") that it clealry crosses some ethical line. And when you just receive overt pornography in spam it's just plain offensive. Either way, I'd love to see spammers nailed with big lawsuits and jail time.
Of course, the ugly truth is also that enough people click on these sex ads and marketing offers that spamming remains profitable, and perhaps that's the saddest truth in all of this.

Pot roast

I received a slo-cooker (aka crock pot) recently and put it to use yesterday. I made a pot roast.
Turned out okay though the flavor needs more salt and is too tomato-ey. Also, I was impatient so I cooked it on high and the meat is on the tough side for a roast. I'll adjust the recipe next time, but the thing with a slo-cooker is you have to spend about ten days finishing each dish.

You gotta pay to play

Bummer. Baseball Prospectus is going to start charging for most of its content. $39.95 for a year's worth.
Web subscriptions are pricey (Salon charges $30 per year for an ad-free subscription). Compare that with $24.95 for a year's subscription to a print magazine like The New Yorker and it seems expensive. Compare it to the cost of 2 or 3 CDs in which only 33% of the songs are memorable and it doesn't seem so bad.

Groovy

Groove Armada has a new CD out--Lovebox. Releases on my birthday. As if I needed an excuse to buy it for myself. Right.

Can I get any more real?

Thank goodness I'm leaving this country for a month. Otherwise I'd be overdosing on reality. Joe Millionaire on Monday. American Idol and The Real World on Tuesday. The Bachelorette on Wednesday. Without reality TV, how often would be able to feel superior to our petty, conniving, fellow men and women?

Piano Teacher

Finished watching The Piano Teacher, a Netflix rental, on DVD. It's a movie that you can only imagine the French making. Or perhaps the Japanese. No one in America would. And I could only imagine Isabelle Huppert playing the lead. To take a role like this ensures you'll never get a shot at a romantic comedy, and she's okay with that.
The movie won all the major awards at Cannes in 2001--best movie, best actress, best actor. Plays like modern or contemporary art: serious, intellectual, unflinching, pedantic. In other words, even though I think it's a really good movie, I'd only recommend it to one or two of my friends, and they're the ones that none of my other friends like.
Huppert's cold, precise disciplinarian of a piano teacher reminded me of every frightening music teacher I've ever had. You wonder how great musicians like Itzhak Perlman or Yo-Yo Ma endure years of harsh competition and training to emerge with such cheerful personalities. I, for one, would crack like a glass going from hot to cold.

I, Robot

Crippled by the upgrade to Windows XP, my computer can no longer play any sounds. It can only beep. It takes me back to the days when the only sound a computer would make was a beep, when it encountered an error, for example. Windows XP is Tereus, and it cut the tongue out of my computer, Philomena. Now all my computer can do is grunt at me like an idiot.

Giant squid

These people don't know how lucky they are. To be attacked by a giant squid? That's straight out of Jules Verne. Someday I'd like to see one alive, in person. Do they hang out in the Great Barrier Reef?

Not bad

Yao vs. Shaq, round one. Yao acquitted himself alright. The first few minutes of the game were awesome. First series. Shaq wins the tip, then immediately posts Yao up and calls for the ball. Shaq spins baseline to throw up a shot, and Yao stuffs him. At the other end, they immediately go to Yao on the left block. Jump hook is good, and the crowd at Compaq center goes crazy. Two more Yao blocks of Shaq shots and a Yao layup in transition and I'm waving a towel in the air.
Settled down from there. Yao has handled his public persona (or is that really his personality?) beautifully. He graciously sought the high ground and brushed off Shaq's silly comments, and in doing so he came out looking like a dignified veteran forgiving the silliness of a brash young kid when Shaq is actually his senior by many years.

Peace out

Not officially my last day at work today, but next Monday and Tuesday are just wrap up. Most e-mails I received at the office today were ones I could just delete without reading. It was a fairly uneventful day, really. Just like any other.
They do a couple things well to encourage you to return to work. They leave your office up, let you keep your e-mail address and phone number. It's very smart, actually, because the act of packing things up gives the whole event a finality, creating a psychological barrier.
I feel like I'm letting out for summer break.

The man formerly known as Rich

Went to a drink night at Brasa to toast Rich and Christina on their engagement. As more and more of the boys get engaged or become fathers, I realize the meaning and importance of the term "boys night out." You really have to grab those moments when you get them. Maybe it's because I'm following along the whole way there, but I really have no idea when they flip. They still seem the same, but suddenly there's this whole other side to their personality, the sensitive side they keep hidden away while in the company of men.
Those rings must be like the ring in Lord of the Rings. Everyone claims to want to go toss it into the cracks of Mt. Doom to destroy it, but then it seizes hold of their minds and drives them crazy so they put it on and get married.
Please, please, people. I'm just joking. On the positive side, I look forward to several kickin' bachelor parties this year.

Cast Away

Went out with Scott and the boys to dinner last night. He was back from his cross-country bike ride and had a beard that he'd grown during the trip. He looked like this.

Drob-nee-yax

Peja Drobnjak of the Seattle Supersonics has his own web page. The NBA must be getting desperate. Who will they market next?

Top 10 lists

Everyone's publishing their top 10 movie lists. I would, too, except I still haven't seen a lot of movies that qualify as 2002 releases. Harry Knowles' list ranks Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance at the top. Interesting. I passed on seeing it at the Seattle International Film Festival. Too bad. Film fests are all a crapshoot. I wish they'd let you watch trailers for all the movies before you fill out your film festival ticket requests.
Ebert's top 10 list puts Minority Report at the top. Good movie, but best of the year? Ebert's getting soft.
A.O. Scott, Stephen Holden, Elvis Mitchell, and Dave Kehr of the NYTimes all published their lists a short while ago. The only movie in common among all four of them? Talk to Her.
Has anyone seen it yet? I've spoken to lots of women who didn't enjoy it, which is really surprising for a Pedro movie.

Hi-def miniDV camcorder

Supposedly, JVC is coming out with a hi-def mini DVD camcorder! No model # listed, though. I'm itching to get myself a Panasonic DVX1000, but if the rumors are true, and if the camera shot in true 16 x 9, then I'd be tempted to wait.

Talk show hierarchy

The best talk show hosts, in order:
  1. Jon Stewart
  2. Conan O'Brien
  3. David Letterman
  4. Jay Leno
Of course, if Larry Sanders qualified (Bravo is airing two reruns a day, bless its heart), he'd be near the top.

The quest ends

I finally finished re-reading The Lord of the Rings. Imaginative, yes, though not the most well-written story ever. Not one of my favorites, but after having read over a thousand fine print pages you do feel a certain sadness when it ends, the same type of nostalgia you feel at your high school graduation, the same type of accomplishment you feel having finished a long bike ride through the rain.
And then you move on and wait for the The Return of the King to come out. In this case, I prefer the movies to the books.

Locker 114

Last night, I finally had a dream that I wasn't sure I'd ever have. It's the opposite of the dream in which you're rushing to a class you haven't studied for all quarter, the one in which you don't even know your locker # or, even if you could find your locker, what the combination is.
I'm at a school. The hallways are empty. All the other students are already in class, but that's okay. I'm not late for a class--I'm on a different schedule (could the other students be my coworkers, who aren't on leaves of absence?). I've got a black sports bag slung over my shoulder, and it's filled with books. Everything is quiet.
I go to a locker I think is mine, and then I remember that it's not mine. No, my locker has changed. My locker number is 114. When I realize this, I'm filled with happiness and start sprinting down the hall, watching the numbers count down from the 140's to the 130's to the 120's all the way down to 114. It's the last locker before the row of lockers ends and stands next to a classroom door.
What's more, I know the combination the padlock. Instead of just numbers, this padlock has a series of words and numbers and symbols on it. The combination is a short and cryptic phrase, and when I dial it on the padlock the entire lock not only opens but cracks in half. I open the locker door and push my bag inside. There is a small upper shelf which holds some notebooks and file folders filled with papers, and I begin rifling through those to pull the materials relevant to my next class which I think is a history class. I'm not entirely sure what we're studying today but I don't feel the desperation I feel when I know a final exam awaits. I'll be ready.

And then I woke up. 114 has to stand for January 14th, which is both Hanh and Lynna's birthday, a date which just passed. Subconsciously, I must have realized I missed their birthdays.
This is a real breakthrough.

Xmas 2002

I've been meaning to collect and edit my notes from my Christmas break this past year. It was a blast. But until then, you can take a look at a short music video I made from some footage all of us shot on my camcorder over break. Editing on the Mac is fun!

Digging for gold

The product selection in Amazon's Gold Box is getting better and better. If you haven't logged into Amazon to check it recently, you should check once a day (you only see it if you have a customer account at Amazon and are logged in with your cookies enabled so that our site can recognize you). In recent days I've received a ton of tempting offers. $600 off a Canon XL1S camcorder, $60 of a 5GB Mac iPod, $30 off some Motorola Talkabouts (which I redeemed), and 36% discounts off of a whole bunch of DVDs (unfortunately I've owned all of them already). Since I used to get the vibrating mole chaser about once every other day in my Gold Box, this is a huge step.

They keep pullin' me back in

This week has been insane, as is to be expected. So many things to wrap up at work, a hundred peer reviews and employee evaluations to write, not the least of which would be my own. Maybe that will be something I do while I'm on vacation.
I'm still nervous about starting my leave. Part of it may be that it's been so long since I didn't have a job or student ID to identify myself by, and maybe part of me feels guilty for taking a break. Most people my age don't just up and travel around the world, and my personality struggles with idle time.
Every week I feel calmer, though. The keys will be to stay extremely busy, never feel entitled to anything (other than the usual life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness stuff), and to be as brave as possible.
Life is too short not to surround ourselves with the most courageous people and to seek to match their courage. I need to not be afraid to be jobless and to have free time, and the easiest way to cure that is to define my life's job differently and to fill my free time with personal projects. Fortunately, a growing part of me finds the whole prospect exhilarating.
I may have to extend my last day of work out to next Tuesday. Whether that's my last day of work at Amazon ever or just for a few months is up in the year, but tonight as I left the office late, walking by the cleaning man as he vacuumed the hallways, I thought, "Ah, this is the way I'd like to leave Amazon someday." Stay late to wrap things up, until no one is left in the office but me. Take a few pictures down from the wall, pack up my last few personal items into a box, take one last glance around before turning off the lights in my office, and walk out into the night by myself.

Carnival: the dream that was

My dream of visiting Rio for Carnival is disintegrating. All my wing men are dropping like flies, to marriage, kids, the types of things I don't really think about. I'm starting to realize what it means to only get to see the guys on the occasional guys night out because that's about how often I see them now. Well, it is what it is. No use raging against this machine. There's always next year.

The chase dream

This is my last week of work before I begin my personal leave (I've been told not to use the word sabbatical, though I'm not certain why). I feel calmer than about this than I did a few weeks ago, yet last night I had another pseudo-nightmare. I think it's related to my impending leave, but who knows? All I know is I've had lots of anxious dreams in recent weeks.
Last night's was a scene out of some bad movie, or maybe it was peeled off of an impression of Some Like It Hot, left over from Xmas break. I was standing on the ledge of some building (no idea why, as is typical in dreams) and looked down to witness a violent gunfight in the street. A whole bunch of men, standing around cars, shooting each other with machine guns. One group seemed to win out, led by a guy who looked like Peter Stormare (the guy who offs Steve Buscemi in Fargo). Then the Stormare character spots me on the roof and starts shooting bazookas at me. Debris is flying everywhere. I jump onto the roof of the building and head to the back of the building where I run down a fire escape into the courtyard and take off for cover. I spot two other guys, doing the same thing. Apparently they witnessed the gangland execution as well, and now we're all marked men.
I hope a few fences, run between a few buildings, and suddenly I'm out on the sidewalk by a beach. A few folks rollerblade or walk by. The ocean glimmers at the edge of the beach, reflecting the light of a high noontime sun. I start walking as casually as possible, trying not to draw attention to myself.
Suddenly I spot a suspicious looking character. He looks like a Tibetan monk. He's staring at me intently. I get this feeling that he's probably working for the Stormare character, and he's got his suspicions. He asks me what I'm doing out here. I say I'm just catching some afternoon sun. I ask him what business it is of his. He just smiles and turns to walk away. Then he turns to look over his shoulder and sees the look on my face. All at once we both realize we've got the goods on each other. We take off sprinting in opposite directions. I'm not sure who he's going to alert, but I'm not sticking around to find out.
I feel the heat coming over my shoulder. Then I'm awake.

Fresh-thinking baseball GMs

There's a small but influential contingent of so called sabermetric general managers in baseball now. Theo Epstein, 28 year old whiz kid and new GM of the Boston Red Sox. J. J. Ricciardi, GM of the Blue Jays, and one-time disciple of the most renowned of the group, Oakland GM Billy Beane. You have to be psyched if you're a Red Sox fan because of the brains in the front office, from owner John Henry to president Larry Lucchino to Epstein to Bill James, and the deep pockets which someone like Billy Beane will never have access to in Oakland. Let's hope these guys are successful, because they may just overturn some conventional thinking and herd behavior in baseball.
For example, sabermetricians have long wondered why all teams insist on finding one pitcher to serve as a closer when so few pitchers have the skills to justify that kind of responsibility. The Red Sox will take that heart this year as they plan to go with closer by committee. Hopefully the Cubs will have the sense to do the same, though I doubt Dusty Baker, spoiled by years of signaling for Rob Nenn, will have such wisdom.

The Big Anti-Aristotle

John Hollinger writes in his weekly CNNSI column:
"Tell Yao Ming, 'ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'" That's what Shaquille O'Neal said six months ago, but this week it ignited a firestorm after a columnist for AsianWeek complained about it. Shaq insisted the comments weren't racist, saying, "At times I try to be a comedian." At times Shaq tries to be a rapper too, and it works out about as well.
Shaq: great player, lousy interview, lousy actor, lousy rapper, terrible dresser, and let's add ignorant to that list now. It's unlikely to happen, but let's hope Yao takes him to school (and teaches Shaq some Chinese) this Friday.

Kids, don't feed the fat man

One thing about heading off for a leave of absence: it's tough to manage your diet, because everyone takes you out to eat to all your favorite restaurants. Dinner Friday was at Malay Satay Hut (a fascinating blend of Asian cuisines), Sunday was Le Pichet courtesy of Eric and Christina (the roast chicken entree and chicken terrine appetizer are to die for, and the wine menu is first class), and tonight my team took me to Tango (a rotating menu of tapas, always tasty, and half price bottles of wine on Monday nights). I'm supposed to do attend another dinner Tuesday night but I think I'll have to beg off one night to get an angioplasty.