Washed away


A special report from the Times-Picayune titled "Washing away" and published in June of 2002 foresaw New Orleans' hurricane disaster with tragic accuracy. Some of the articles from the five-part series:


  • IN HARM'S WAY: Levees, our best protection from flooding, may turn against us.

  • THE BIG ONE: A major hurricane could decimate the region, but flooding from even a moderate storm could kill thousands. It's just a matter of time.

  • LEFT BEHIND: Once it’s certain a major storm is about to hit, evacuation offers the best chance for survival. But for those who wait, getting out will become nearly impossible as the few routes out of town grow hopelessly clogged. And 100,000 people without transportation will be especially threatened.

  • LAST LINE OF DEFENSE (.jpg graphic): Army Corps of Engineers officials say hurricane levees in the New Orleans area will protect residents from a Category 3 hurricane moving rapidly over the area. But computer models indicate even weaker storms could find chinks in that armor.


The report predicted that citizens would have to be sheltered in the Superdome, that aid workers would struggle to reach survivors, and so much more of what happened this past week. Because of that, it was stunning and horrifying to see the disaster unfold in Louisiana, especially because meteorologists and government officials knew Katrina was on its way. That even advance warning was not enough to save thousands of people is a tragedy of massive proportions.


It was heartbreaking to see footage of citizens of New Orleans stranded and awaiting help when those same citizens had no way to look back out on the world. They were cut off from the rest of the world with no idea when aid would arrive or what the rest of the world was thinking. We were staring in at them through the glass of the television as if staring into a snow globe that had been shaken up.


I was just in New Orleans a few years ago for a bachelor party, and to think that the entire city is just destroyed now is impossible to fathom, even with all the images and video. Will New Orleans be rebuilt where it once stood? That area has always been below sea level, in a geographic bowl, and many of the structures there are likely ruined beyond repair by sitting in floodwaters for days. Even if you could rebuild there in a timely fashion once everything had been cleared out, wouldn't it make sense to relocate New Orleans out of the bowl? Why rebuild on a site in which the forces of nature (gravity, e.g.) invite water? The city can rise up from the disaster of Katrina, both figuratively and literally, whether that means relocating to higher ground or simply building the city up a level as parts of Chicago and Seattle were after huge fires.


Derek visited this weekend, and as always when hosting out-of-towners, I see New York City through new eyes, their eyes. One thing I was conscious of was how badly New York trash smelled in the summer. I'd gotten used to it over the long summer, but Derek made me conscious of it again. If New York City could be rebuilt, would it be built with alleys like Chicago so trash could be stored in dumpsters, containing the odors and keeping the unsightly piles of trash off of the sidewalks? Would that justify the loss in rentable living space? We weren't sure when alleys were built in Chicago, but perhaps after the Chicago Fire, city planners decided not only to upgrade from wood to brick to prevent future fires, but also to install alleys for parking garages and dumpsters and throughput. New Orleans can take this opportunity to not just rebuild and repair but to redo.


As an aside, and an unimportant one when the focus should be on rescuing the survivors, this disaster exposed problems with our nation's emergency response. Some blame Bush; it doesn't help that he just came off an extended vacation, one that earned him a good tan but doesn't seem to have aided his crisis management skills. When he said to Diane Sawyer on ABC that no one could have foreseen the breach of the levees, he hung himself with his own ignorance. Not all the blame lies with him, of course, but this is one black mark that will play for the rest of his term, a constant reminder of the failure of the Department of Homeland Security, FEMA, and many others. After reading the The 9/11 Commission Report and comparing it with earlier snap judgments and analyses of that tragedy, I'll wait for the water to clear to pass judgment on all involved. Snap reactions are bound to reveal more about the biases of those making the judgments than the truth.


Just as people have difficulty handling extremely low probability, high impact events, perhaps institutions do also. Live in New Orleans long enough without being hit by the big one, and the impetus to move declines. If you're in office, constantly funding systems to defend against a low probability event like a massive hurricane may feel like throwing money away, especially if you don't expect it to hit on your term (awful as that line of thinking may be). Perhaps the only ones who do think rationally about such an event are insurance companies. They did the math and did not offer flood insurance in New Orleans.


If you've already donated through the Red Cross, and almost everyone I know has, donate again! One of the blessings of the Internet has been how easy it has become to donate to charity with only a few clicks. I hope that Visa and Mastercard are foregoing their usual fees on these credit card donation transactions.


Peace and Conflict


The 2005 version of the Peace and Conflict report, the third in the biennial series, is available as a free downloadable PDF. The report, subtitled "A Global Survey of Armed Conflicts, Self-Determination Movements, and Democracy", is written by Monty Marshall and Ted Robert Gurr based on global trends in armed conflict, self-determination movements, and democracy. The 2005 report adds sections on ethnic discrimination, political instability in Africa, genocide, and terrorism.


The trend in global conflict is a positive one. War is on the decline, at least within the last 15 years. The author's attach a caveat: "These positive trends are no warrant for unqualified optimism about the future of world peace. International cooperations is threatened by growing fractures in the world community." However, the idea that war is on the decline is a hopeful one. Has war become an inefficient means for countries to obtain the assets they seek? It's a theory some have offered as an explanation. Others theorize that the assets that countries once sought in war have evolved from physical assets (like oil) into more intangible assets (like intellectual capital). I don't know enough to offer my own explanation, though it seems entirely possible that conflict might evolve into different forms over time as the stakes of armed conflict become too high to justify the potential reward.


Not all the news is positive. Terrorism has supplanted superpower conflict as the primary security concern of the twenty-first century. High-casualty terorrist acts are up sharply since 9/11. Genocide and political mass murder remain a risk in over a dozen countries, and the inability of the UN to stop ethnic cleansing in recent years doesn't bode well for the world's capacity to halt future occurrences.


Hoop Dreams on DVD!!


Joy of joys--Hoop Dreams is coming out on a Criterion Collection DVD May 10.





In case anyone had any doubts, China intends to use non-peaceful means to crush any formal Taiwan independence efforts


In apparent response to Washington's intervention, [deputy chairman of the assembly's Standing Committee Wang Zhaoguo] quoted the legislation as saying the struggle over Taiwan is "China's internal affair" and "we will not submit to any interference by outside forces."


New Sin City trailer (Quicktime)

Rodriguez ain't kidding--he really does want the movie to look just like the comic book


Kelly Leak!


Richard Linklater is directing a remake of The Bad News Bears

Billy Bob Thornton will play the coach originated by Walter Matthau. I'm guessing BB will channel and fuse his work from Bad Santa and Friday Night Lights


MT-Keystrokes: an ingenious new method for battling Comment Spam in Movable Type 3

It counts the number of keystrokes in a comment (using javascript) to guess if a person or robot entered the comment


A peek, just a peek, of the new Star Wars trailer debuting with The O.C. next week (Quicktime)

Other required viewing prior to Episode III is The Clone Wars, which aired as twenty five-minute episodes on The Cartoon Network last year. It was excellent


Buffy Season 1 in One Minute (MP3)


The Neorest 600, the Ferrari of toilets

From a Wired magazine article. According to its manufacturer Toto, this is the toilet for Brad Pitt, J. Lo, Cameron Diaz, Charlie Sheen, and Will Smith. The $5,000 toilet has a 16-bit processor and 512 Kbytes of RAM. The seat can be raised by wireless remote (Howard Hughes would've dug that), assumes it can save water when the seat is up, is tankless, and transforms into a bidet when you're seated. Gentle aerated warm water spray, catalytic deodorizer, and hot air dryer. Not surprising that this product comes from Japan. When I visited Japan in 1990 with a youth orchestra, I encountered for the first time a toilet that had two levels of flushing, a lower one for, well, number one, and a higher one for more serious business. Americans have a cultural bias against bidets, and I've been guilty of that in the past when abroad, but at some point in life you realize it makes a lot of sense. Ok, that's enough on toilets


Maybe it's worth waiting for the next generation of iPods, rumoured by Engadget to have 3X the battery life


Harris Poll detects confusion over the meaning of left-wing and right-wing

I'm not sure this reflects ignorance of the people as much as it does the meaninglessness of these reductive labels (and the simplistic polls that attempt to define them)


The demographics of insurgency, ethnic conflict, terrorism, and state-sponsored violence are the same everywhere: young men, out of school and out of work

The article suggests that policymakers consider increasing funding for programs that help nations around the world to make the demographic transition from a population of short lives and large families to one with long lives and small families. A major comonent of that strategy is to promote girls' education and improve women's rights in the workplace. I'm curious to see a chart of all the world's nations and where they fall on this demographic continuum


"Warm Up" by The Firebirds (MP3)

Cool 60s funky bluesy cover of "Light My Fire"


Why Your Brain is Not a Camcorder

Just a summary of a study, but one conclusion interested me: the same processes that create false memories create true memories


The Circular Life

Cool Flash site that allows you to explore locales in Italy over a 24 hour period through pictures and sound. Stopping at different points along the circular wheel reminded me of how much the web under-utilizes sound to create environment (or misuses, in the case of those old MIDI ditties that would embarrass a surfer at work)


"Sussudio" by Ol' Dirty Bastard (cameos by Kelis and Li'l Kim) (MP3)

From a hip-hop tribute to Phil Collins from European label Urban Renewal. Shoot, I'm way too late to pay my respects to ODB, huh?


Movie posters, remixed


It's freaking cold in NYC


FASB approves rule requiring companies to expense stock options

Makes sense. Won't change affected companies at all, but sometimes perception is reality, so their stock prices may take some temporary hits.


Time's Person of the Year 2004: George W. Bush


A Xmas pop culture icon: the Christmas Story leg lamp, shipped in a crate marked fra-gi-lee


Smart drugs: steroids for brains?

Side effects may include enhanced memory


The O.C. Chrismukkah Yarmuclaus - festive fashion for Jew and Gentile alike

Too bad they're sold out and won't ship until Jan 17, 2005


Video of the Honda ASIMO robot walking and running

It looks like the robot is sprinting towards an outhouse while in danger of pooping its pants


Over the past 25 years, Americans are smoking less but eating more, which may be why everyone is fatter


Sprinkles

Eliot Spitzer to run for governor of New York
Another article about how streets are safe the more you remove signs and lights and other traffic engineering debris. It forces drivers and pedestrians and all who use the road to make eye contact and watch out for each other. I first mentioned this topic before after reading an article in Salon on the same issue. I liked this passage from this latest article:
"To my mind, there is one crucial test of a design such as this," Monderman says. "Here, I will show you."
With that, Monderman tucks his hands behind his back and begins to walk into the square - backward - straight into traffic, without being able to see oncoming vehicles. A stream of motorists, bicyclists, and pedestrians ease around him, instinctively yielding to a man with the courage of his convictions.
The article also offers six suggestions for how to build a better intersection:
1. Remove signs: The architecture of the road - not signs and signals - dictates traffic flow.
2. Install art: The height of the fountain indicates how congested the intersection is.
3. Share the spotlight: Lights illuminate not only the roadbed, but also the pedestrian areas.
4. Do it in the road: Cafés extend to the edge of the street, further emphasizing the idea of shared space.
5. See eye to eye: Right-of-way is negotiated by human interaction, rather than commonly ignored signs.
6. Eliminate curbs: Instead of a raised curb, sidewalks are denoted by texture and color.
I forwarded Derek the article since he first introduced a lot of these concepts to me. He noted that these progressive techniques would probably take years to make it to the States, if ever. No engineers and their lawyers would risk trying something like that in the U.S.; we're far too litigious a society. It's a shame.
Ricky Williams is attending college in a town called Grass Valley. I'm not making this up.
Chappelle's Show - Season 2 on DVD comes out Feb 8, 2005. Already an instant comedy classic.

Battle of the bulge

Odd, this fascination with Republican bulges. First it was the bulge in Bush's back during the debates, and now it's Cheney's bulge. Either it's a wardrobe malfunction and we need to recommend a new tailor for senors Bush and Cheney, or we may have found one of the WMD.
A few years back, I bought Pink Martini's Sympathique and saw them in concert once or twice. That phase passed, and I haven't touched the CD since. They just came out with a new album, Hang on Little Tomato, and you can listen to it in lo-fi in its entirety on their website, through Pink Martini Radio. Time to put them back on the playlist for a bit and reminisce about daydream about travels through South America and Europe.
First was DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album, a remix of the Beatles White Album and Jay-Z's Black Album. Now comes the video mash-up, the Grey Video, of the track "Encore" from the Grey Album. Is that John breaking it down? I just got served.
(We crossed some technological and artistic line a while ago and it's the golden age of remixes. iTunes now sells the remix of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On"--the MPG Groove Mix)
I was just thinking, yesterday, about the inadequacies of Mapquest for walkers/subway riders in NYC, and then today I read about HopStop. The site provides combination walking/subway directions. Now they just need to add checkboxes options so you can ensure you see a Chinese guy playing the erhu somewhere along the ride.
K-Mart acquires Sears
One must feel a sense of happiness for the two, the type of relieved joy you feel for two people you never thought would find love.
James sent me a link to the board game our family will be playing this Christmas. Wasn't this in a James Bond movie once? James saw a Hot Dog, Spiderman, and Mister Miyagi playing this at a Halloween party.
Half-Life 2 looks like a lot of fun. Too bad I don't have a PC anymore.
This Room Defender looks really cool. Too bad I'm not a kid anymore.

Colin Powell resigns

Colin Powell resigns as Secretary of State
I met him briefly in New York City a long time ago, after the first invasion of Iraq. He was a hero back then, immensely popular, and people were just beginning to hope he'd run for office. What a long, strange road he's walked since then.
Jonathan Franzen wets his pants over Alice Munro
I understand, though. In fiction writing in school, every other story we studied was by Munro. She is one of the masters of the short story.
Salon publishes Cory Doctorow's short story "Anda's Game"
A wink to Orson Scott Card's immensely popular novel Ender's Game, which has over 2000 customer reviews at Amazon.com.
Lots of Gladwell articles in The New Yorker recently. New one this week, in fact. Always a good thing.
Yevgeny Kafelnikov quits pro tennis to become a poker pro
Kobayashi eats 69 hamburgers in 8 minutes to win eating contest
Since he's already the reigning hot dog eating champion, perhaps this qualifies him as a two sport star.

Looking backward, looking forward

Why are so many people blaming the youth vote? I looked at the numbers, and the 18-29 age group was the only age group to prefer Kerry to Bush. On turnout, everyone is criticizing the fact that youths accounted for the same % of the total popular vote as in the last election. What they're missing is the fact that in 2000, only 105.4 million votes were cast. In 2004, we're already over 115 million votes with provisional and absentee ballots still to be counted, and by the time all is done the total will be closer to 120 million. The youth vote made a significant leap forward this year. It just happened to be masked by an increase in turnout across older demographics as well. Given that the youth vote has always accounted for a minority of the total vote, it had to grow by a larger percentage to maintain the same share of the total vote as in the past. I'm sure there's room for improvement, but even though I'm officially not part of the youth demo anymore, I don't think it's fair to scapegoat them. Don't blame the youths, or mock youth vote turnout movements like Rock the Vote or P. Diddy's Vote or Die, for Kerry's loss. If anything, blame the older folks who turned out to support Bush.
[NOTE: This map shows what the election results would have been if decided by 18-29 year olds]
Depressed Cubs fans know there's always next year. Unjustified and exaggerated optimism are an effective numbing agent for the pains of today. Sammy Sosa whining? Let's dump him and replace him with Carlos Beltran.
That mental coping mechanism can work here, as well. In 2008, it's time to pull out the all the stops. Time to match the hot new rookie Barack Obama with established superstar Oprah Winfrey. What a historic ticket that would be, in so many respects.
It may also help to visualize the mathematics of the popular vote across states as a continuum. In that respect, America is spectrum of purple, not a sea of red hemmed in on the West and Northeast by two walls of blue [via BoingBoing]. Come to think of it, though. an arbitrary mixing of red and blue may be just another distortion layered on top of the blue-red dichotomy distortion. Some reds and blues (I know a few myself) just don't mix. To truly find common ground, we need a way to visualize individual issue where liberals and conservatives share common views. I believe such a space exists, though you can only stand there if you really stand there. You can't fly to Paris, stand under the Eiffel Tower, and call yourself a Parisian.
There's also humor. Sad, but true, from The Onion. And again. We're one of the world's most advanced civilizations, but we can't hold an election without suspicions of tampering.
And there's the drink. I'd resort to that old standby, but I have to run that marathon Sunday.

Kerry concedes election to Bush

Kerry concedes, Bush wins with a majority, and Republicans extend their majority in the Senate and House. With Rehnquist ill, Bush will likely appoint the next Supreme Court candidate.
It will be a few days until I can stabilize my emotion center. With the popular vote going Bush's way, I experience again, for the first time in a long time, what it feels to be a minority in my home country. I've read a lot of calls from liberals to keep a cool head, to band together to support the president after this election is over, but what does that mean? Did people expect us to riot and loot? Are we supposed to roll over now and agree with Bush on everything he does?
No way. Bush doesn't get a "get out of jail card free" card. With four more years, we should be able to see, definitively, the outcome of his stewardship of the country.

What is going on?

CNN has reported that some Iowa voting machines have gone down, and many of their polling site staff are exhausted, so they won't be able to issue a final count until tomorrow morning. CNN also reports that Red Sox owner John Henry has been told to prepare his private jet to fly Democratic lawyers to Ohio. There also may be as many as 250K provisional ballots in Ohio that won't be counted for 11 days. 11 days!
I like C-Span's election map (though why does Hawaii show as having 0% of precincts having reported?). Using it, I've created a spreadsheet to help me track the remaining states in play. Why I have no idea. Only Ohio matters now.
Is it too early to think of Obama in 2008? 2012?
It's increasingly clear that I need to go to bed, because no official announcements will come anytime soon. Even if Bush wins, which looks highly likely now, it may be a while before Kerry concedes. I'll give Nevada and New Mexico to Bush, Wisconsin and New Hampshire to Kerry, and leave Ohio and Iowa undetermined (though Ohio looks to be Bush's to lose). That leaves it 259 to 259 by my count.
But someone is conceding this evening, and that's me. I concede that I need to go to bed.

Put us out of our misery...and into more?

Are people still standing in line to vote? How is this possible?
NBC and Fox have given Ohio to Bush. CNN and other stations are still holding out on Ohio. With 93% of precincts in Ohio, CNN has just turned Ohio green. Green? Another color? Has Ohio been overrun by radioactive waste? Turned into a giant garden?
Oh, Wolf Blitzer explains that green means too close to call. In other words, nothing has changed in CNN's opinion. They just wanted to make full use of their color palette.
I'm exhausted, and depressed. I don't know how long I can stay up.

Voter turnout rates

From my limited perspective, it feels as if interest and participation in this presidential election is at an all-time high. I know so many people who helped raise funds, threw political parties, watched the debates, drove to other states to go door-to-door, volunteered to patrol polling sites, and of course, cast ballots. I received two phone calls at home today, urging me to go vote, and was accosted on the streets of NYC by clipboard-toting youths about once a day up until the voter registration deadlines. Online, I encountered countless links to Rock the Vote, a site that made it simple for the Internet-saavy (read: youths) to register to vote. I'm not a huge fan of any motto that begins with "Rock the..." but that huge red checkmark logo is burned into my brain.
But these are just my impressions. Will turnout actually be record-breaking? This paper by Michael McDonald at The Brookings Institution shows that if voter turnout rate, though it was lower on average from 1972 through 2000 than from 1952 to 1968, wasn't as dire as people commonly believe. Rates were artificially depressed by not removing a growing pool of ineligible voters from the denominator. The turnout rate in 1992 was about as high as that in the 60's.
This year's voter turnout rate would need to exceed 63% to break the record set in 1960. A quick glance at the headlines would seem to indicate record turnout, and I've seen estimates of 60%+. Maybe the modern record will be broken. I suspect, and hope, it will.
Still, it's nothing compared to voter turnout rates in other countries around the world (another table and chart).
How can the U.S. raise the turnout rate? For one thing, the voting experience needs to be simpler. I voted absentee in Washington state, where about half the ballots are cast via mail. Oregon votes entirely by mail. Roughly a third of ballots in California are done by mail. I called a toll-free number, a ballot was e-mailed to me, I printed it, filled it out, and dropped it in the mail. Here in NYC, I've heard quite a few stories of long lines, long waits, disorganized polling sites, and voter confusion. That may true of only a few sites, but overall the process of voting at a polling site can't be any easier than voting by mail. Why should working folks and parents with young children have to re-arrange their schedules to wait in line at a polling site they may or may not be able to find when they could simply fill out the form at home and pop it in the mailbox? How about the elderly, who may not be physically able to stand in line for such a long time? It's a sign of how low our voter turnout rates have been historically when people express joy at seeing the staggering length of the line they have to wait in.
I've read articles claiming that voting via the Internet wouldn't significantly increase voter turnout rates. However, in the interest of simplifying the process as much as possible, especially for today's youths who've grown up with the Internet, it needs to happen. People should be able to register, update their addresses and information, check their registration status, and vote online. The commonly cited problems with Internet voting (security, user interface, scaling, etc.) are all solvable.
The goal should be that even the laziest voter should have little excuse not to vote.
The other problem to solve, then, is the problem of objective information (if it's achievable) on all the initiatives and candidates on each state's ballot. The U.S. has one of the longest ballots in the world. The Washington state ballot covered two pages, and I had to vote on all sorts of initiatives and candidates I knew little about. It's easier to find objective information to help someone select a digital camera than a public official. Here, again, the Internet can help. Sites like Vote-Smart are a good start, but their database of information is very thin. Even a simple issues grid for each candidate would be an improvement on what's available today.
Beyond that, perhaps the election process itself should be altered. Heightened interest in the election is good, among other reasons, because it raises scrutiny of current election processes. Many people have been decrying the Electoral College. Perhaps it will be reformed or done away with. To push it even further, would the U.S. ever consider Instant Runoff Voting (IRV) or Ranked Choice Voting? The case for IRV is strong, and San Francisco has implemented it.
Ideas for another day. Today, the ship has sailed. Living on the East Coast, I may have to stay up until tomorrow morning, if not later, to find out the election results. I've been trying to wake up earlier every morning in preparation for the marathon this Sunday, but it will be difficult to keep that promise tonight.
Footnote: The Iowa Electronic Markets Presidential Winner Takes All has made a late shift, and at this momentpredicts a Democratic victory with somewhat less than 52% of the popular vote. I believe Kerry will win.

Chuckle

Crossword aficionados should make sure to complete today's election-themed NYTimes crossword. There's an extra box today, and it's a clever wink at election snafus past.
CNN's Lou Dobbs introduced their election night coverage by describing "an election that pollsters are calling the closest presidential election in years." Was 2000's election not close enough for everyone?

Scaled electoral map

Even though it doesn't make a difference, I find it much more reassuring to look at colored electoral maps scaled based on share of electoral votes than geographically scaled maps.
Because you can't get fat enough from going to McDonalds and picking up a meal, McDonalds offers free delivery in NYC in partnership with Delivery.com.
Another note from my eagle-eyed vigilance for all things giant squid: squid biomass now exceeds that of humans. I keep expecting we'll get footage of a giant squid alive in the ocean one of these days. That or a Cubs World Series victory first? In my lifetime? Please?
Physicists have solved the falling paper problem. It reminded me of the solution to the billowing shower curtain problem.

"Incompetent or incoherent" sounds like a Jeopardy category

The Economist endorses Kerry, though only "with a heavy heart," titling their endorsement "The incompetent or the incoherent"
Some creative Halloween costume ideas from The Stranger for your child, including "The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib."
Another reality tv show: The Next Food Network Star. The winner gets their own six-episode show on the Food Network.
West Elm's beds don't hold up under wild sex. I walked through their new Chelsea Store the other day and it was mobbed. You'd think that heavy pounding would be a standard stress test for a bed frame.

Karen and I tried Skype

Karen and I tried Skype last night, both of us on Mac OS X, and it worked fine after I finally got my iSight to work as a microphone (I think you have to quit iChat AV to resolve an input conflict, though who knows for sure?). The sound quality on Skype is noticeably better than iChat's; perhaps it's the audio compression codec they use.
I've also caught up to the entire season of Lost using BitTorrent. Count me engrossed thus far.
Other things worth watching online: Eminem's video for his anti-Bush song "Mosh." I wonder which will be a greater aid to Kerry's election hopes next Tuesday: the angry rap polemic of Eminem or the the smooth drawl of the real, slimmer Shady himself, Bill Clinton, back on the campaign trail. Maybe the former, since Clinton and The New Yorker, who issued a long endorsement of Kerry in this week's issue, may be preaching to the converted, eloquent as they are. So far, MTV has not said if they'll air Eminem's video.
Finally, finally, MI-5 Vol. 2 will come out on DVD, but not until January 2005. Loved Vol. 1 (the show is called Spooks in the UK), and was never sure why season two wasn't out on DVD yet. Too bad I can't locate season two on BitTorrent anywhere.

Red Sox:Yankees as Kerry:Bush?

Rich Goliath tries to buy victory, but is turned back by slightly less wealthy foe (okay, let's call him David, to extend the metaphor; after all, a David did end up as series MVP) from Massachussetts. Maybe the Red Sox are showing Kerry the way. There's also still a chance that Stephen King is scripting all this using some eerie mentalism as he types the manuscript for Faithful.
I had predicted Houston and Boston to make the World Series, and I stand by that with the pitching matchup tonight. Houston:RedSox as Bush:Kerry is even better a baseball/politics parallel simply because of geography.
Okay, now that they've released Skype for Mac OS X, I'm ready to try it out. So Skype Me!

ParkingTicket.com. Ah, if only I'd known about this site while I still owned a car. [via TMQ]
Ken alerted me to the latest Bush gaffe. In a speech in Florida, he proudly proclaimed, "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain we will not have an all-volunteer army." The crowd went deathly silent, looks of confusion everywhere. A few people shouted to correct him: "You mean we will have an all-volunteer army, right?" Umm, yeah. Freudian slip. I mean no, just a normal slip. Not Freudian.
Meanwhile, Teresa Heinz Kerry was making verbal gaffes of her own. Sometimes I think THK is just crazy. Actually, I think that all of the time.
Violinists: ask your doctor if Inderal is for you. I had no idea classical musicians were pill popping to overcome nerves. I wonder if figure skaters and gymnasts use beta-blockers, too (assuming they're not illegal in those sports).
The New Republic endorses John Kerry. Iran endorses Bush, much to the Bush campaign's dismay.
Man deposits one of those fake checks that arrive in one's junk mail. To his surprise, it cleared. An old story from a couple years back that still amuses, though that guy needs an editor. His constant self-promotion is grating.
Mindball is a game where two layers control a ball via brain waves. Most relaxed player wins. Loads of fun for your next board game night, especially contemplating all the naughtier variations of the game that could be played. It looks pricey, though. 20 000 SEK (~$2,800) for the multiplayer version, and the shipping page features a picture of a semi. [previous 2 stories via Metafilter]

Legendary bandit buried in India

Legendary bandit buried in India. The funeral of India's most notorious bandit, Veerappan, takes place at a village in southern Tamil Nadu state. [BBC News]
A real-life Robin Hood? People still earn the title bandit?
Guess who's getting flu shots?.
[via Marginal Revolution]
Finally read Ron Suskind's NYTimes Magazine article on George Bush. Frightening. That president man (let's use Bush's folksy tone of voice) runs the country on a wink and prayer, though in his case it's more like a smirk and a prayer. A president who refuses to be molded to some degree by his constituents and his advisors and the world at large, especially one who's been a C-student most his life, is an idiot blinded by hubris. I thought the pilgrims left England to escape hereditary monarchy.