A Scanner Darkly


The trailer for A Scanner Darkly

Don't read the synopsis on the page where the trailer is!! The trailer, thankfully, doesn't give it away. Why do so many sites insist on ruining major plot points to movies? It really bugs me. It's nearly impossible to go to a movie and be surprised anymore. Anyhow, I know many people I know aren't fans of rotoscoping, but I am. Love Richard Linklater's movies, loved Waking Life (another rotoscoped Linklater movie), and so A Scanner Darkly already earned my $10.


The compressed world of Manhattan


I was chatting with a guy in my cooking class, and he mentioned he was from Austin. I told him I wanted to visit Austin sometime to do the Ride for the Roses, and he said his brother was best friends with Lance Armstrong and helped to organize the ride.


"Wait, your brother is Bart Knaggs?" I asked, in some disbelief.


"Yeah!" he said.


I met Bart the first time I visited the Tour in 2002. On the last day of our trip, he joined us for dinner at our hotel. Good guy, and a bull of a rider.


Today I read that one of the finalists is New York Citi Habitats real estate broker Judd Harris. He was one of the brokers who showed me apartments when I first arrived in NYC. He was one of the more humane of an otherwise sleazy profession, though he didn't find me any sterling properties. I'll have to check in on American Idol from time to time this season to cheer him on. May he sell to Simon, Paula, and Randy better than he did to me.


Yar's Revenge


Chappelle's Show Season 3 held up by writer's block?

$50 million in the stomach can drain the blood from one's brain, or so I've heard. I wonder if, when Comedy Central execs call Dave and ask him when the first episode will be ready, he just screams into the phone, "I'm Rick James, b****!"


Alien Loves Predator

Humorous online comic strip about NYC life. The fact that the characters are all Aliens or Predators is not essential to the storyline


Lots of music videos, but it's the New Order vids that interest me

When I was in high school, tracking down rare New Order videos was an obsession. Nowadays, with the Internet, such things are trivial. Jonathan Demme-directed video for The Perfect Kiss is one of my favorite music videos of all time, though unfortunately it's only available in abbreviated form here. This page has some videos I haven't seen before


The Toyota Prius: Joannie and Mike became the first members of our family to join the hybrid revolution

Just carry the key up close to the car and it unlocks, and the ignition is push button so you never actually take the key out of your pocket or purse. Cool. I have to go to Chicago so I can drive their new baby around


MobilePC's top 100 gadgets of all time

Mattell Football II, the football game with the little dashes. Aww, yeah


Order pizza directly from within Everquest by typing /pizza

I can't decide if that's really clever or a sign of extreme sloth


Salon's Audiofile offers an MP3 download of Keren Ann's "Seventeen" from Not Going Anywhere

I really dig this album


Torrent of the advance of Spoon's new album Gimme Fiction


Brian Berg is building a replica of NYC using playing cards but no glue or tape

His effort will raise money for victims of the tsunami, which is great, but I still think he should've been a surgeon. He admits as much


The world's largest cat is a liger (half lion, half tiger) and weighs about 1 ton

Here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty, here...HOLY CRAP! AAAHH! GET IT OFF ME!!!


The Gates




The sun and mid-50's weather made an unusual appearance in February in NYC yesterday afternoon (or maybe not so rare in this age of global warming), so after cooking class, I rushed up to Central Park on the subway to catch Christo and Jeanne-Claude's The Gates before sundown. I saw them for about an hour before the sun disappeared behind skyscrapers to the southwest.


I wasn't sold on The Gates prior to seeing them, perhaps because of the sheer volume of build-up, but they won me over as the afternoon passed. The more gates I walked under, the more at peace I felt. Is it the orange color? The feeling of returning to childhood evoked by walking under wind-swept swaths of fabric? The rustling of the breeze against the nylon reminded me of rolling in piles of leaves in the autumn, or of lying under bedsheets billowing in the wind sweeping in an open bedroom window. The effect of The Gates is not the visual punch in the face that results from sheer magnitude or scale but instead one of repetition and color (one can only imagine what the impact of the installation would have been if the artists had received permission to put up 15,000 gates, as they originally wanted, instead of the 7,500 they were ultimately granted). To my eye, they add something to Central Park (which I've never thought of as breathtakingly beautiful). Also, it's a treat to see one of Christo and Jeanne-Claude's installations in person in my lifetime. Since they're only temporary and since Christo and Jeanne-Claude funded them, I don't understand New Yorkers who grouse about them as if the city had been assaulted (one crazy woman on the subway yesterday asked me if I'd seen them, muttering to no one in particular that "they'd raped Central Park"). A more understandable objection, though the details are not clear to me, is the environmental one. Environmentalists worried about the work's effect on Central Park's birds.


A few pics here, with a couple more available on Flickr...








Afternoon delight


I'm in cooking class for five hours each day this week, and so far I've had a blast. We're learning basic techniques. The first day was all about sauteing (direct heat), the second day we roasted chicken and boiled rice for pilaf (indirect heat), and today we braised lamb shanks and steamed mussels (wet heat). We're on our feet cooking almost the entire time, but the hours fly by.


The only problem, if you can call it that, is that we have a full five or six course meal to eat at the end of class, around 2 to 3pm, every day, with wine with every course. I've been floating home from class with rich food in my stomach to weight me down countered by a half bottle of wine lifting me into the sky.


Working in a huge industrial kitchen with fresh ingredients and every type of bowl, pot, skillet, and utensil imaginable is spoiling me rotten. I come home to my apartment with a counter the size of postage stamp and just want to cry. The good thing is that we have leftovers each day so I haven't had to cook dinner once this week.


I've learned a lot: how to make compound butters, prepare one's own chicken or veal stock, saute different vegetables, whip up a sinful chocolate mousse, braise leeks, macerate fruit, and the zen of mise en place. In an ideal world, I would have taken this class years ago.


I love to eat, no question about that, but I've come to enjoy the craft of preparing food and the joy that arises from carrying a beautiful dish over to the dinner table. The ritual of preparing and sitting down to a good meal feels so decadent in this rushed day and age.


Lucky 7?


Lance Armstrong announced today that he will ride in the Tour de France this year and attempt to win an unprecedented 7th title. He's also riding the Tour de Georgia again April 19-24. Wow, he has a packed racing schedule this year.


I'm torn. Financially, I'm not sure I can swing another trip to the Tour this year, but it's become an annual voyage for me. In the heart of summer, it just wouldn't be the same if I wasn't gasping for air while climbing one of the Alps or the Pyrnees, melting pavement below, screaming French to either side, and nothing but blue skies above.


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Fighting cancer with HIV


Best places for viewing The Gates in Central Park


Lance Armstrong to ride Paris-Nice this year

Awesome. He's also riding the Tour of Flanders, Amstel Gold, Fleche Wallonne, Liege-Bastogne-Liege as part of his renewed commitment to the one-day classics, i.e., he was bored of dominating the TDF


Interesting sports photo from the Paralympic Games

Lots of other great 2005 World Press Photos of the Year. Some others I like (here here here here here here here here here here)


Google Print

Google's answer to Amazon's Search Inside the Book


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Michael Sokolove laments the state of the NBA and suggests two ways to improve its play: ban the dunk and get rid of the 3-pointer


Tom Yum Goong, the latest Tony Jaa martial arts flick

That trailer looks like vomit, but here's the executive summary: Jaa beats the snot out of people with his knees and elbows. That title is unfortunate, but Jaa is worth the price of admission. Those who live in a decent-sized city in the U.S. might be able to see the Jaa's breakthrough flick Ong Bak in theaters now (click through the menu to see RZA's endorsement)


The Global Consciousness Project

Can this random number generator somehow predict the future? If nothing else, interesting fodder for a movie


Thundercats: The Movie

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I never really watched the cartoon growing up, so without a prompt, I would've identified this as the work of Andrew Lloyd Weber on a bad acid trip


VOIP


Last week I switched from using Verizon for local phone service to using VOIP through Vonage. My primary motivation was value, as Vonage offers more for less. I used to pay some $21 a month for local phone service. Through Vonage, for $14.99 a month, I receive 500 Anytime Minutes for calls in the U.S. and Canada, and additional minutes are 3.9 cents per. In addition, I get Voicemail, Call Waiting, 3-Way Calling, Caller ID, Call Forwarding, Repeat Dialing (useful in NYC when battling millions to try and secure a dinner reservation, or tickets to a concert), Call Transfer, and *69, among others. I can also technically bring my landline with me when I travel. Heavy users can pay $24.99 a month for unlimited calls in the U.S. and Canada.


Setup was fairly painless. Vonage sent me a router which I hooked up to my cable modem, and then I plugged my phone directly into the router. I still need to muck around with the router they sent me to configure it to solve the occasional conflict on certain ports, but otherwise it was plug and play. Call quality is fine.


VOIP makes sense; data is data, regardless of whether it's voice or HTML or video. I'm glad to see heightened competition for telecom companies in the voice market. Vonage offers service in most states in the U.S., with the exception of a few states like Idaho and Montana, Alaska and Hawaii.


Fruits of my Pseudo A.D.D.


One of the most useful Firefox Extensions is SessionSaver

In the event of a crash, it restores your browser as it was


You really can die from heartbreak

Which is why it's unbelievable when you see octogenarian Cubs fans


Sofiane Sylve, considered the world's foremost Balanchine dancer

One of the NYC bright talents I need to see sometime


Linky is a Mozilla plug-in that allows you to open multiple links at once

Saw this in Boing Boing. It's a godsend for pages with lots of photo thumbnails


Video for "An Honest Mistake" by The Bravery

Touted as one of the hot bands to watch for 2005. Reminds me of alternative music I listened to in the late 80's (in a good way), back when alternative was more, well, alternative


The Penny Black Project from Microsoft Research

This particular anti-spam approach attacks spammers by consuming CPU cycles for each message sent. I've read many variants on this approach, including charging a tiny amount per message, and it always sounds reasonable and feasible. My spam filters keep my inbox manageable, but I'm all for new approaches


Graphic, brutal, pro-vegetarian video from PETA titled "Meet Your Meat," narrated by Alec Baldwin

I turned vegetarian for a half year once before, and this video has me feeling it again. If anything, it's at least a powerful argument against factory farms and for purchasing organic meat from more humane farms, if at all possible


Ever since installing Mac OS X Update 10.3.8, my PowerPC G5 fans have been turning on and off constantly

If they ran all the time, I'd probably forget about the noise, but the constant on and off is really distracting


A primer on how to cut various fruits and vegetables

Excellent--lots of wisdom I learned in my knife skills class is available here for free!


The Nike Dunk Pidgeon sneaker

When I saw this, I thought it was perhaps the most beautiful sneaker I had ever seen. No idea why.


Pseudo A.D.D., brought on by the Internet

I am almost certain I suffer from this


IKEA is freaking dangerous

Just a half year ago, at least 3 people were crushed to death at an IKEA store opening in Saudi Arabia. Competitors might also take this as a sign that the world really, really needs cheap furniture


I wanted to laugh at this guy, but he's having a lot of fun, and I do the same thing myself from time to time


I agree, this change to the NYTimes e-mail an article functionality stinks

You can no longer e-mail the body of an article. I used to e-mail bodies of NYTimes articles to my GMail acct for future reading, my GMail acct being like a meat locker for mobsters to stash bodies


The year of poultry


Happy Chinese New Years to all. We now enter the year of the rooster ("year of the cock" jokes seem like they might be funny, but in actuality aren't), though the previous two lunar new years (nos 4700 and 4701) were very kind to poultry also. I was suffering from a head cold today, but not so badly that I wanted to risk the bad luck that might come from not having some Chinese noodles and fish in Chinatown.


What a madhouse. I wasn't even there for the parades and fireworks show, but I nearly lost my eye several times as young kids everywhere tossed those noisemaking poppers in all directions and drunken revelers pulled strings that launched confetti and streamers out of plastic containers. The streets of Chinatown were blanketed in confetti. Poor street cleaners.


I've always wondered why it is that anyone would believe that everyone born in a certain year or particular month (astrology) have the same personality. But if you do and are giving birth to a child this year, expect him or her to be aggressive, adventurous, and industrious. Famous roosters include Confucius and Britney Spears. Plus, everything will taste like your kid.


According to Chinese tradition, roosters are worst suited to rabbit year people. Famous rooster: Jennifer Aniston. Famous rabbit: Angelina Jolie. Wow, this stuff really works!






Knife Skills 1


I cashed in one of my Christmas presents yesterday, taking the one day Knife Skills 1 class at NYC's Institute of Culinary Education. The class was three hours long and taught by Norman Weinstein, a colorful character. I'm no dynamo in the kitchen, but I considered myself competent, though self-taught, with a knife. What I aspired to was the speed and accuracy of the chefs I'd seen on television. Like Daniel LaRusso, I walked in expecting to break boards, and instead was handed sponges and paintbrushes and told to wash cars and paint fences.


This was a good thing. We started with basics, the knives themselves. Weinstein was a huge advocate of Wusthof knives, and those were the type provided for the class. They're the same knives provided to the professional students at the school (we were the recreational track). I was glad to hear it as the 8" cook's knife and 3.5" paring knife I have at home are both Wusthof. Something about the way they feel in the hands just feels right versus knives like Henckels, and they have a nice heft to them. Some people prefer lighter blades, but the techniques we learned in the class rely on the heft of the knife to do a lot of the work, so wielding lighter knives (e.g. Global knives) would require more effort and strain from the arm.


Along those lines, Weinstein sold me on the idea that size matters, and by the end of the class I'd come around to his line of thinking (I could hear Paul Hogan's voice in my mind's ear: "8" cook's knife? That's not a knife. [Pulling out 10" cook's knife.] This is a knife"). I spent most of the class wielding the 10" cook's knife, and at the end, I took advantage of the one-time 10% discount they offer to students of that class to purchase a Wusthof Classic 10" Cook's Knife from the school store. That special discount brings prices for Wusthofs down below those you can find on the internet and was an unexpected benefit of taking the class.


The most important thing I learned in the class was not to ever chop down with a knife. Let the blade do the work, and the blade works best when it's moving more horizontally than vertically. Most of our cuts were made pushing the knife away from us, angled slightly down. With the proper technique, cutting vegetables became effortless, almost zenlike, the bolster of the knife tracing a tilted ellipse in the air.


We learned how to grip various knives, which knives to use for which tasks, what the best cutting board material and brand was, how many knives we needed to own, how to hone and sharpen knives, and, of course, how to cut a variety of vegetables. Of course, some of it was Weinstein's opinion, and different teachers at the school have their own preferences. Another student who was preparing to work in a restaurant soon mentioned that another teacher she'd had at ICE used nothing but the Wusthof Santoku Knife. Most all the experienced chefs and cooks there use the same basic techniques, though, and now, hopefully, so will I.


Fun class, and recommended for all who have a few hours to spare to learn basic kitchen knife skills. Everone in the class was older than I was and had spent a lifetime in the kitchen, and even they had much to unlearn and learn. I may have to pony up for Knife Skills 2 and 3.




Review: Aliens of the Deep (IMAX)


I'm a fan of IMAX movies, and the geek in me hopes that 3-D tech will continue to improve so that movies can become even more immersive in the future, even if it's restricted to certain genres. This week I trekked out to Lincoln Square in NYC to catch the latest 3-D IMAX pic, James Cameron's Aliens of the Deep.


I haven't seen a 3-D IMAX pic in years. I can't remember what I had to wear at the last one I attended, but for this one I donned massive clown-sized glasses. The 3-D effect is inconsistent. At times, everything was sharp and the picture did seem to jump out at me, as in the case of an elephant reaching out with its trunk. At other times, objects in the foreground were blurry, and the depth imperceptible. The technology needs work.


As for the picture, it's a mixed bag. The movie is only about 45 minutes long, and in that time, less is devoted to fascinating sea creatures than to the young marine biologists and NASA scientists sent down in the submersible vehicles. A few creatures are quite magical, including a gorgeous ring-like jellyfish and a deformed-looking fish with feet. You can't argue with the young marine biologists and geologists (this could be the appealing cast of Real World: 3 Miles Under Deep in the Ocean) who gush over how lucky they are, but then they're seeing the deep sea krill live, while we get the blurry view through a robotic camera. Also, presumably they know the names of these creatures, but for the most part the audience is fed information like Cameron's: "This is off the hook!"


Cameron goes on to theorize that if creatures can survive the ridiculously harsh conditions deep in Earth's oceans (and I was curious how the shrimp and soft-skinned creatures like squid and octopus at these depths survived the lack of light, crushing pressures of the miles of water above them, and the scorching superheated air from within the earth, spewing out of mineral chimneys), why couldn't they survive similar conditions on Europa, one of Jupiter's moons? The movie concludes with a hypothetical meeting with such aliens on Europa, but at that point I was wondering if there was a director's cut with more underwater footage.


And, of course, I was disappointed that no giant squid were spotted. The closest I've come to seeing one alive recently was a New Yorker cartoon captioning contest ("Elusive? He's here every night.").


Eleven Madison Park


Last week was Restaurant Week in NYC. I sampled several participating restaurants, but the one providing the best experience was Eleven Madison Park. From my point of view, a restaurant that participates in Restaurant Week should do so to attract new customers who might otherwise be intimidated by the normally steep prices or just by the unknown. Therefore, you should put your best foot forward for customers stopping in that week.


Eleven Madison Park was the only restaurant I visited that seemed to subscribe to that theory. After my friend and I had finished our lunch ($20.12 prix fixe lunch in honor of NYC's bid for the 2012 Olympics), chef Kerry Heffernan stopped by our table to ask how our meal was. Then they gave each of us a $20.05 gift certificate for our next meal there and a large chunk of chocolate shaped like a leaf. Exceeding expectations? Check. Return customer? Check.


The staff and service were impeccable, a common denominator of all the Danny Meyer restaurants I've been to. No need to flag down a waiter; simple eye contact sufficed for any request since the waiters were always looking out for such cues. I'm anxious to try The Modern, Meyer's newest restaurant (just opened this Monday) at the MOMA, and Blue Smoke, his BBQ joint.




Another Google beta


Google Maps is sweet

Nice, clean interface, especially relative to Mapquest, and a sweet DHTML implementation. I like the 3-D pushpin results for businesses; try "pizza near [your zip code]" for example. What's needed now, for us Manhattanites, is a merger with HopStop functionality


Region 3 DVD of Kung Fu Hustle available for pre-order, ships Feb. 25

Aww yeah


Don't call it a comeback (but it kind of is)


With a high-capacity PVR, I can afford to gamble on shows that I normally wouldn't stay home to watch. My PVR had been dutifully logging the seasons-to-date of The West Wing and 24, two shows that lost me about mid way through last season. The former had lost its edge, and the latter had grown stale.


Both shows shook things up this season, and now they're back to high priority season pass status in my PVR. Former fans who fell off the bandwagon, like yours truly, might want to consider revisiting old friends. The Bartlett administration is in its last year, and its refreshing to see some of the old crew back on the campaign trail. New roles for old faces have given all the actors freedom to stretch their legs again, and stretching is important on a walk-and-talk show. And for goodness sake, just let Josh and Donna get together. After five seasons and change, they've earned it. The West Wing isn't at the level it set its first two seasons, and its dead spots remind fans of that in a painful way, but it also shows the occasional spark and crackle that brings back nostalgia for a time when, well, our president wasn't George Bush.


Meanwhile, Jack Bauer's having another one of those days. With his track record, he should probably be the president himself, but instead he's running around chasing down terrorists. 24 is fairly preposterous--there's no way all that can happen in 24 hours, and no one would really care if they called it 48 or even 72. The show also features an unusually high concentration of ambitious and insecure women, many of whom turn out to be conniving traitors to their own country, especially African-American women. In condensing all this action and confrontation and conflict in 24 episodes, though, it may be the perfect kinetic entertainment drug for our attention-deficit age.


miscellany


A company employs Third World laborers to play MMORPG 24/7 to create digital weaponry and later sues the game's creator for trying to crack down on the practice

And other humorous tales of lawsuits brought on by virtual events. I have this new image of my childhood, me taking a bath while someone I'd hired sits there rocking a joystick back and forth, helping my character run the 1600m run in the Decathlon for Atari 2600


Smoking ban in NYC hasn't hurt business

Though the analysis cited is far from scientific. Still, it's a blessing that coming home smelling of smoke and having to dry clean your outfit the next day is a distant memory. Let's hope public bathrooms without automatic flushing sensors will also go the way of the pterodactyl in the near future


Vietnamese man survives bird flu. Doctors puzzle over two mysteries: how did he contract the disease, and how did he survive?

Frightening possibility is that the disease has recombined with human flu and evolved the ability to pass from person to person, not just from bird to person. That could lead to a global pandemic. Docs believe one reason this man survived was his fitness; he runs 14 miles a day. If that's the level of fitness required to survive bird flu, I'm in trouble


Humorous ACLU ad about the implications of some type of national identity data warehouse

Of course, the private sector (e.g. Wal-Mart, your local pizza joint, Citicorp) sees this as a holy grail and has already made numerous efforts to build such global views of their customers


Implicit Association Tests

I stumbled home from drinks with a friend slightly buzzed tonight and took every one of these tests. It's embarrassing to have one's biases revealed so easily


Bode Miller wins first in the men's downhill at the world Alpine ski championships

Daron Rahlves finished second, making it the first 1-2 finish for U.S. skiers at a world championship. Said Miller afterards: "I don't have any weaknesses really. I'm decent on the flats, but not the best, I'm good on turns, good in the air, off jumps I don't really make mistakes. There's no hole in my skiing."


Police use Photoshopped photos to ID the location of a child pornography site

The police used the invisibles technique employed primarily for puzzles up until now. By erasing people from photos, they made it easier for the public to identify the location


A new movie by Shunji Iwai titled Hana & Alice

Umm, shoot, I can't read Japanese. I'm a huge fan of Swallowtail Butterfly and All About Lily Chou Chou (out on DVD Feb. 15, 2005!) though, so I hope this makes it to NYC. All About Lily Chou-Chou felt to me like a Japanese New Wave movie


Ourmedia.org will offer a place to host audio and video content for free, with unlimited bandwidth

Wow, how are they going to afford that?!


The Departed


The Infernal Affairs trilogy is one of Hong Kong's great movie trilogies, a labyrinthine cops-and-gangsters epic that jumps back and forth in time. Brad Grey and Brad Pitt bought the rights to the English remake, and Martin Scorsese is set to direct. I'm not generally a fan of American remakes of foreign properties that are fine as is, but Scorsese receives the benefit of the doubt, always.


His remake is currently titled The Departed (IMDb currently uses the Infernal Affairs poster as a placeholder) and will star Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio in the roles of the undercover cop and gangster, roles originally played by Tony Leung and Andy Lau. Instead of being set in Hong Kong, the remake will locate the story in Boston, where the Boston police force and an Irish-American gang do battle. I read somewhere that Scorsese was condensing all three episodes of the trilogy into one movie, though to do so he'll have to lop off a lot. Jack Nicholson will play the Irish-American mob boss, taking the role of Sam (played by Eric Tsang) in the original. The cast will also include Mark Wahlberg.