Malcolm Gladwell on the Superbowl


Always a strange convergence of my personal interests when Malcolm Gladwell pops up on ESPN.com

And he even mentions The Sports Guy in the interview. Universes are colliding! Gladwell applies some the wisdom he gleaned while writing Blink to the Superbowl and advises the Eagles to run more no-huddle against the Pats. Makes sense to me. It always seems like offenses go no huddle just before the half or at the end of games when trying to catch up and suddenly march up the field. On the other hand, I feel like defenses should disguise coverages and switch formations more often before the snap. Why line up and give someone like Peyton Manning time to read you over and audible?


Yahoo's Y!Q Search Beta


Y!Q is Yahoo's latest search tool, serving up search results related to whatever context you're in. For Mac users, Y!Q can be added to your Firefox browser. You can also embed Y!Q tags into web pages so users can view related results overlaid on top of your webpages, without leaving. I'm too tired to play with it much tonight, but I can certainly understand the motivation for inline search tools. I'll have to try it out


Now that Microsoft, Amazon, and Yahoo are chasing madly after Google, search innovation seems to have accelerated. That's a great thing for users.


Blink, Saturday, and other books for 2005


The first notable book I've finished in 2005 is Blink by Malcolm Gladwell (excerpt). Fans of Gladwell will recognize some of the ideas in the book. He covered some of this ground in an article from 2002, "The Naked Face." Blink focuses on rapid cognition, the immediate and almost unconscious reaction you have when you first encounter a person or object. Gladwell is careful to distinguish this type of rapid cognition from intuition because he believes that the judgments we make in these few seconds can often be more worthwhile than those arising from deliberate analysis.


The ideas in the book are not as revolutionary as those in The Tipping Point, and those looking for a prescriptive text will be disappointed, but the book is still engrossing, a quick read. Gladwell's appea is that he combines fascinating ideas from the non-fiction world with a fiction writer's flair for storytelling. A typical Gladwell article or chapter opens with a seemingly straightforward anecdote that eventually unfurls to reveal a surprising, often non-intuitive idea. He never rushes the story or hammers his points home with heavy rhetoric; like a seasoned card player, Gladwell slow plays his most powerful ideas.


Among the fascinating topics covered in Blink:


  • Implicit Association Test - click on the demonstration link and take some of the sample tests. The results might surprise you by revealing unconscious biases, whether they be age or race

  • How psychologist John Gottman can predict with 95% accuracy whether a couple will be married fifteen years later simply by watching an hour of videotape of the couple conversing. Simply watching fifteen minutes, he only drops to 90% accuracy. He's been so successful that he's founded The Gottman Institute, a couples training and counseling center, in Seattle. Curious newlyweds might wish to take the online relationship quiz or purchase his book The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work.

  • The risk of being sued for malpractice has very little to do with how many mistakes a doctor makes. What does it correlate to?

  • What simple test did doctors put into place at Cook County Hospital to become one of the leading hospitals for recognizing patients who weren't really having a heart attack? Why did that test improve their accuracy by 70% over the previous method?


One of those times I wish I was in London instead of here in the states: Ian McEwan's new novel Saturday has released in the UK, but not yet in the States. I suppose I could order a copy from the UK, but the dollar is too weak to justify spending that much. An excerpt appeared in a recent issue of The New Yorker.


Other books I'm looking forward to this year:


Jared Diamond's latest was the early buzz leader in 2005, though I'm not ready to take on a 592 page tome about why civilizations collapse. Jonathan Safran Foer follows up his much-acclaimed Everything is Illuminated with a novel releasing in April titled Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Foer's latest deals with 9/11, and McEwan's novel is set on Feb. 15, 2003, the day the British marched against the Iraq War. It will be interesting to see how fiction deals with 9/11 now that more time has passed and more facts have come to light.


Nick Hornby's fourth novel, A Long Way Down, arrives in June. I've waited for years for a Hornby novel to grab me the way High Fidelity did, and though the topic of this one concerns depression, therapy, and suicidal tendencies, the plot sounds calculated to pique one's curiosity. Four people meet atop a tower in north London on New Year's Eve, all intending to jump, but instead they become fast friends. Supposedly the book features an appearance by an angel who looks like Matt Damon.


Of course, the mainstream will snap up the latest Harry Potter (July) and Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code sequel (release date unknown), supposedly set in Washington D.C., and even the latest John Irving, Until I Find You. David McCullough's latest historical tome 1776 will undoubtedly dominate the non-fiction charts. It's not a stretch to imagine every one of these being turned into movies.


For my med-school friends, especially Alan and Sharon, A Change of Heart: How the People of Framingham, Massachusetts, Helped Unravel the Mysteries of Cardiovascular Disease seems appropriate. After all, it's only through talking to Alan that I even knew of the Framingham Heart Study. And our current unofficial family book club selection seems to be East of Eden. It's always more fun to read a book when you know you'll have people to discuss it with afterwards. Lastly, while at Sundance, Joannie, Mike, and I had an opportunity to chat with Roger Ebert while waiting in the lobby for the screening of The Ballad of Jack and Rose. Ebert called A Fine Balance the finest novel he'd read in the past decade. Used copies sell for $1.50 on Amazon, and hopefully one is on its way to me in the mail.


My main goal for the year, though, is to focus on finishing one book at a time rather than starting a dozen books and making it halfway through each. I'm not certain that focusing on one book at a time is necessarily a smarter strategy, but it will mean fewer books piled up around my bed. Several times in recent nights I've rolled over and had a hardcover drop on my head or on the ground with a loud thud. So it's for health reasons that I'm focusing my pre-bedtime story-reading.


One other book I just finished was Goodnight Moon. I babysat my nephew Ryan tonight (still the cutest baby ever), and that's the last book he always reads before he goes to sleep at night. At first, I couldn't find it, and Ryan, who just turned two, held off on telling me where it was until after I'd read him several other books. Then, finally, with a sheepish smile, he pointed it out, nestled in the pocket of the rocking chair in which we sat. The book works exactly as advertised. When I finished, I put Ryan in his crib where he sprawled out on his belly, sucking his thumb, as I turned out the lights and left the room.


FOOTNOTE: As always, if you find any reading material of interest listed above and click through on one of my links to purchase the book(s) on Amazon, I receive a modest commission. That is always appreciated, though more so now that I'm living in NYC as a starving artist. Thanks!


Hollywood Poker


Even the movie stars have caught Texas Hold'em fever

The five most avid poker players in Hollywood are cited as Ben Affleck, Tobey Maguire, Mimi Rogers, James Woods and "Welcome Back, Kotter" star Gabe Kaplan


Amazon.com introduces Amazon Prime: for $79 a year, receive unlimited free two day shipping on 1 million in-stock items (presumably those shipping from Amazon's warehouses as opposed to its partners') and $3.99 overnight shipping


The perfect Valentine's Day gift: Pornogami

I'm inclined to think Blade Runner might have even more art cred today if the Edward James Olmos character had left 3-D paper penis's strewn about instead of paper cranes


New version of Skype for Mac OS X


SearchEngineWatch's list of the best online reference sites of 2004


An old link, but I'm always running behind: results of BBC news Sound of 2005 poll

Apparently, the band to watch in 2005 is The Bravery, followed by Bloc Party (sample MP3s here)


Keanu Reeves gets a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame


Didn't take long for Rudy T to tire of Kobe

Okay, that hasn't been confirmed, but I'd like to think that's the case. Grant me my schadenfreude


Wow, I don't remember seeing this painting in Super Size Me (it's titled "McNipple," so you've been warned)


Scientists measure how closely two words relate by counting hits when Googling the two of them together

This may be a stepping stone towards creating artificial intelligence since computers have a hard time gleaning the meaning of words


Fat Pig


James and I went to see Fat Pig on Jan. 19. Neil Labute's newest play had premiered in NYC on Nov. 17, 2004, and as In the Company of Men is one of my favorite movies (to admit to liking it is repugnant to some people, especially those who consider the movie and Labute to be misogynist, but I enjoy professing my love for that movie the way I imagine certain Americans enjoy telling others that they like to take their coffee black, and strong; and I don't consider Labute misogynist, though I'm not sure I'd want him dating one of my sisters), I couldn't resist grabbing tickets to a premiere of his latest work. James is a huge Jeremy Piven fan, so I was hoping we'd catch him in the lead role as Tom, but Piven departed in early January to complete work on season two of Entourage.


Jo Bonney directed this production, and it showed at the Lucille Lortel Theatre in the Village. The premise of the play is simple: Tom falls for an extremely overweight woman named Helen. Does he have the courage to not just admit his new relationship but continue it in the face of the merciless scrutiny of his shallow coworkers Carter and Jeannie (also his ex-girlfriend)?


Fat Pig is more watchable than most Labute work (its run has been extended through Feb. 26). The dialogue is straightforward, and despite one's best intentions, it's difficult not to laugh at some of Carter and Jeannie's crass pronouncements about Tom and Helen. In doing so, you understand Tom's struggle. We all have prejudices we wish we wish we could shed, and our slavish devotion to conventional ideals of beauty is one of the strongest. Most of us can't summon the courage to oppose this socially accepted norm, but we pull for Tom to find it in himself to stand up for not only Helen but himself.


Steven Pasquale (currently starring on FX's series "Rescue Me") replaces Jeremy Piven as Tom and manages to evoke the requisite sympathy for a man who is perhaps too weak to be a protagonist. Andrew McCarthy plays Carter with a mannered sliminess; Labute's villainous men are not just chauvinists and misogynists but brazenly so. When McCarthy came on stage to take a bow after the play was over, he still wore an expression on his face as if to say, "My god I was fantastic out there tonight." I couldn't help wonder what Aaron Eckhart would have done with the part. Ashlie Atkinson, also from "Rescue Me," offers a brave and honest Helen who deserves the courage that Tom tries to summon. Jessica Capshaw, of "The Practice," plays Jeannie. Keri Russell played the part of Jeannie up until recently, and I would have enjoyed seeing her in that role if only because it goes so much against type for the former "Felicity" star.


I struggled with the idea that Tom would be friends with Carter and Jeannie given how purely repulsive both of them are, and what are the roots of their shallow attitudes? Is it a product of a Darwinian workplace or just so common a human trait as to be an archetype? The play doesn't reveal much. Still, if that aspect of the play feels sparse, it also contributes to the fable-like quality of Labute's work.


By play's end, the title takes on new meaning. The "fat" refers to Helen, and the "pig" to Carter, but both of them have the courage of their own convictions in a way that Tom may never have.


The introduction to the opening scene of Fat Pig:


A woman in a crowded restaurant, standing at one of those tall tables. A bunch of food in front of her, and she is quietly eating it. By the way, she's a plus size. Very.

Joint possessive with a personal pronoun


Karen asked me over chat how to phrase an invitation to her and her roommate Julie's apartment: "Come to [Julie and Karen's] apartment." After pondering for a few moments, I realized that it's a tricky question. If the person being addressed knew that Julie and Karen both shared ownership of the apartment and Julie had already been referenced, then "Come to our apartment" is an easy choice. If that's not the case, I believe the correct grammatical phrasing is "Come to Julie and my apartment." That sounds awkward. Referring to yourself in the third person ("Come to Julie and Karen's apartment") only works if you are Charles Barkley or just plain crazy.


I turned to Garner's Dictionary of Modern American Usage but didn't find this issue addressed under the heading Possessive(s) (perhaps it's covered in the newer edition). Apparently this is one of those blemishes of English that many usage guys brush under the rug, as I found an article on just this case on the web.


No easy answers. Faced with this linguistic tongue twister, no one will blame you for flipping the order of the possessors and writing, "Come to me and Julie's apartment."


Planes, trains, and automobiles


edisoncarter from the Grand Theft Auto Forums discovered all sorts of cheat codes for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas by wiring a PS2 controller to his PC's parallel port and having his computer try a multitude of key combinations at high speed. So a series of monkeys given typewriters might not produce Shakespeare, but perhaps they can become really good at video games


There are SUVs, and then there's the CXT


That rogue commercial about the VW Polo featuring the suicide bomber

Not in good taste, sure, but I think the broader and more interesting trend is the emergence of all these consumer-generated advertestimonials (not just ones for Apple)


The newest member of the BMW M-family: the M6 (more images here)

Has a V-10 engine that produce 500 horsepower and 383 lb.-ft. of torque. The M stands for "Mommy, I just wet my pants."


Of course, you have to admit, when Bond moved from an Aston Martin Vanquish to a BMW, it was a step down


The Lexus luxury hybrid and the Ford Escape Hybrid

Are these guilty pleasures for greenies or vehicles to assuage the conscience of big car lovers? After rising gas prices, former SUV owners will discover they're paying the same amount for gasoline, the improved gas mileage offsetting rising gas prices


Come on!


It wasn't the plan (especially because I was meeting friends for breakfast early this morning), but I stayed up until nearly six in the morning last night to watch the men's final of the Australian Open. I was pulling for Safin since Hewitt is such an annoying brat. After the first set, when Hewitt just destroyed Safin, I thought the match was over.


I shouldn't have doubted a guy who beat Roger Federer, the world's top player. Back when Safin destroyed Sampras in the 2000 U.S. Open Final, I thought he would go on to win numerous Grand Slams, but he went mental. Safin, to me, is the current purest embodiment of what men's tennis has become. It's the power baseline game which began with guys like Lendl and Krickstein and passed on through Courier and Agassi. The tennis court is still the same size and players move at about the same speed, but increases in player strength and improvements in racket technology have increased the pace and spin of the average groundstroke. That makes it much tougher to come to net. Even an average approach shot will likely lead to an unreachable passing shot.


Safin's average forehand or backhand travels at around 75 to 80mph, and he can hit winners at 90 to 100mph. At any point in time, any forehand or backhand he hits could be 90mph to the corner of either service box. One of the crosscourt backhand winners he hit in the fourth set looked like it was shot out of a bazooka, and it still landed inside the service box. I don't think a shot like that was possible with wood rackets. Safin serves huge, yet he only double faulted something like 7 times the entire Australian Open. He has a beautiful service motion, but that statistic is still mind boggling.


Hewitt is the modern incarnation of Michael Chang, a scrappy baseliner, but a bigger hitter in every way. And a bigger mouth. He once made a not-so-subtle racist remark about a line judge at Wimbledon or the U.S. Open, I can't remember which, and he annoys other players by screaming "Come on!" when they make unforced errors. He's a great player, unbelievably quick--he reached some balls by Safin that I don't think any other men's player could have chased down--but his attitude on court is aggravating, like that of so many spoiled tennis brats you see in junior tennis. Last night, after a line judge called a foot fault on him, he still won the point, and afterwards pointed at the line judge in a threatening manner, receiving a conduct code violation from the chair judge.


I'm not sure why Hewitt chooses to be such an unsporting prick. He doesn't need to be. With his scrappy style, he could easily be the people's favorite. Instead of screaming and fist-pumping after an opponent's error, he could easily save that for some of his own great shots, yet after some of his best gets against Safin, he didn't react at all. He has a bit of Jimmy Connors in him, the provocateur. I always felt that some of McEnroe's outbursts resulted from aggravation at himself and his inability to live up to his perfectionist standards. Connors and Hewitt seem to want to goad their opponents into losing their cool.


Entertaining stuff and worth watching on replay on ESPN2, if for no other reason than to see shots of Safin's fairly-hot girlfriend Dasha Zhukova, on screen nearly every game. Patrick McEnroe is very solid on color commentary, though he brings a more laid back personality than his brother, also an astute color commentator.


Corpse Bride


It's only January, and already a movie outing has been scheduled for Halloween: Tim Burton's return-to-stop-motion-animation Corpse Bride (Quicktime trailer)


Official U.S. trailer for the most-fun-movie-I-saw-at-Sundance: Kung Fu Hustle


Trailer for the latest from Hirokazu Koreeda, whose After Life was a touching meditation on death: Nobody Knows


The documentary with the most buzz at Sundance was Inside Deep Throat, produced by Brian Grazer. It's a look at the influential at the influential porno (not Woodward and Bernstein's Watergate informant) and has been rated NC-17. It sold out and so I missed it, but Jason raved


MOMA


Aaron, Roswitha, and Otto came to NYC, and, after an aborted attempt to visit the United Nations (closed for some undisclosed reason), we all went to visit the MOMA for the first time since its splashy re-opening. We visited on a Saturday afternoon, and as expected, a long line awaited. Individual tickets cost $20 each, and an individual membership, which allows you to purchase guest passes for $5 a person, costs $75. Purchasing a membership was a no-brainer, especially as I'm sure many more out-of-town visitors will want to see the new MOMA.


I wonder if Otto, who I barely recognized he'd grown up so much in the six months since I'd seen him last, looked around at some of the Miro or Pollock paintings and thought, "I'll be painting something like that in about two years with finger paints." With his long locks, a few strangers confused him for a girl, he has the look of a budding young artiste.


MOMA has perhaps the most impressive collection of modern art in the world, at least that I've seen. So many works you'd study in any introductory art history class are on display here, and MOMA has hundreds of other works still in storage, waiting to be hung. Another great thing about MOMA is that visitors are allowed to take photographs as long as they don't use flash.


One of my favorite activities in modern art museums is guessing the titles of works, or telling friends the titles of three works and having them guess which is which. The level of abstraction in modern art can turn it into a guessing game.


Too many interesting works to recount, but one that particularly struck me was a video piece depicting the buildup to the scene depicted in Velasquez's famous painting "Las Meninas," or "The Maids of Honor," which I saw at the Prado several years ago. The video piece was silent, as far as I could tell, and it was haunting. I was reminded of paintings that would come to life at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.


Another arresting piece was a series of three videos, shown side by side, of views of and from Yoshio Taniguchi's other museums, all of which are in Japan. One of the beautiful things about Taniguchi's museums, and the new MOMA is no exception, is that they afford unique views of the environment around the museum. In the case of MOMA, windows on all floors allow visitors a great perspective on the density and diversity of buildings and architecture surrounding the museum.


We stayed until closing time, until a security guard ushered Aaron and I out of the video room. Though all the pieces can be seen in an afternoon, I'll have to return sometime to soak more of it in. The greatest drawback to the MOMA right now is its popularity, and the dense crowds stand in sharp contrast to the wide open spaces of the museum and the amount of white space granted each piece. Imagine visiting the museum alone, being the only person strolling through every room. Its the great paradox at the heart of NYC, that the great art and culture that the city's population attracts is also overrun by that same population.


Aaron and Roswitha are extremely knowledgeable about and appreciative of modern art, and art in general, so it was a special treat to visit the new MOMA with them.


























Cubs trade Sosa


Alan, Sharon, James, and Angela took me out for dinner for my birthday tonight. Afterwards, I stopped by James and Angela's for a nightcap of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course, scotch. Okay, just scotch.


Alan called. At that late hour, it could only be something important. Sammy Sosa had been traded to the Orioles. In return, the Cubs would receive Jerry Hairston Jr. plus two minor leaguers, though they'd have to pick up a large part of Sosa's 2005 salary of $17 million. How far the mighty have fallen. To think that after Sosa's years with the Cubs, especially 1998-2001, he'd be traded for just a slap hitting 2B and two minor leaguers, is shocking.


Or is it? I'm old enough now to have seen enough quick reversals of fortune such that Sosa's rapid demise seems entirely feasible, even normal. David Duval once shot a 59. After three rounds in the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic, Duval sits at +30, 53 strokes off the lead! The Cubs had clearly had enough of him, and he, with his fragile ego, couldn't bear the thought of sprinting out to RF for the home opener to the derisive boos of forty thousand Cubs fans. Sosa had a difficult contract to move, and the suitors were few. Not ideal conditions for GM Jim Hendry to make a trade.


If you re-arranged his career and put his prima donna 2004 anywhere in his career except last year, he might still be a beloved Cub. Such is life. I enjoyed the Sosa prime, when he was baseballs into orbit to all fields, but it's tough for a town like Chicago to pull for a diva.


The Aristocrats, et al


The opening text crawl from Star Wars Episode III has been released on the starwars.com


Ouch--apparently widescreen MGM DVDs sold b/t Dec 1, 1998 and Sept 8, 2003 were actually just pan-and-scan DVDs with the tops and bottoms cropped out. A class action lawsuit has been brought against MGM, and you have until March 31, 2005 to submit a claim form. If the suit is settled, you can either exchange each of the DVDs for $7.10 or a new, correctly framed copy


1 in 4 men suffers from trajectile dysfunction


Instant classic: Safin defeats seemingly unbeatable Federer in Aussie Open semis in 4 1/2 hours and five sets

Two of the players with the most game on the men's tour beat the crap out of each other for hours in the Aussie heat


Entourage filmed a scene for season two at Sundance at the Egyptian Theatre

I was there, saw the cameras out front, saw the Queens Boulevard poster outside the Egyptian Theatre entrance, and failed to connect the dots. I'm an idiot.


Black RAZR V3

Sexy


Sign up to be notified when the Kung Fu Hustle DVD is available for sale

I had more fun in that screening at Sundance than any other


The boys of South Park tell the Aristocrats joke (Windows Media File--vulgar and not for the easily offended)

One of the movies screening at Sundance was The Aristocrats, a documentary in which Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller) and Paul Provenza follow 100 comedians doing their version of the joke. I didn't see it, but after reading the synposis, I was certainly curious about what the joke was about. The joke seems to be like Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto for violinists, a rite of passage for comics to prove their mettle.


How to get reservations at French Laundry


Google and Yahoo are introducing television closed captioning search capability, and Amazon announces block viewing for its A9 Yellow Pages

Still, no search service is able to locate individual missing socks from my laundry, though


$13 Smirnoff beats out premium, higher-priced vodkas in NYTimes taste test

I can now cite this taste test when explaining why I bought Smirnoff instead of Grey Goose for the pre-party. Certainly sounds better than admitting I'm cheap.


For the first time ever, cancer has passed heart disease as the #1 killer of Americans under the age of 85


Gone Sundancin'

[I realized that I posted a draft of an unfinished entry about Sundance before I left for Park City last Thursday...pretend I never did. I'll finish that one and put it back up here shortly because I do believe the logistics of planning a Sundance trip are highly complex and frustrating, but all that's ancient history right now. I've had a great time so far, and I have one evening of fun left.]
I've been at Sundance since last Thursday evening, and tomorrow morning I return home. Most this time, I've been offline, so apologies to those I've failed to respond to in a timely fashion.
Last year's trip to Sundance was a surprise, but Jason and I had so much fun we decided to toss our hats in the ring again, this time with more advanced planning (i.e., we actually bought movie tickets ahead of time).
Every night, I've gotten fewer and fewer hours of sleep, and last night I grabbed only three hours of shuteye after returning home from a midnight screening of the disturbing and brilliant Old Boy before my cell phone alarm started screeching. By the time I heard and comprehended the meaning of that shrill cacaphony, it was 7:55am. My first movie of the morning started at 8:30am. The drive from Susannah's place in Salt Lake to the theatre in Park City was a half hour in light traffic. Then a half mile dash on foot to the theatre from the parking lot. Probably not worth it. I turned off the alarm and crawled under the covers.
But it was too late. My mind had awoken, and I began to think of how badly I wanted to see Noah Baumbach's The Squid and the Whale. You can sleep when you're dead, and all that shit. I tried burying my head under the pillow to suppress the idea, but it only gained momentum.
Damn it! I threw off the covers, rushed into the bathroom and cleaned up quickly, threw on some pants and grabbed a whole bag of papers and winter clothing and sprinted out into the freezing Salt Lake City air to my rental car. What ensued was a frantic dash up over the mountain pass through a dense fog, my rental car struggling to stay over the speed limit on the uphill slopes. I parked at exactly 8:30, and then I sprinted a half mile in the cold to Racquet Club Theatre. I was seated just as the pre-movie short ended.
The Squid and the Whale was wonderful, validating my morning's effort. Baumbach is friend's with Wes Anderson, and they have similar sensibilities. The story is based on Baumbach and his brother's experience of their parents' divorce in Park Slope, Brooklyn, in the late 1980's. As with Anderson movies, the father, played by Jeff Daniels, is a selfish, immature man-child, yet vaguely sympathetic. The humor and music also reminded me of that in Anderson movies, but I thought The Squid and the Whale was more accessible and consistently funny than The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Great performances by Daniels, Laura Linney as his wife, and Jesse Eisenberg and Owen Kline as the older and younger brothers. It will most certainly get picked up by a studio before festival's end.
Joannie and Karen joined me this year for Sundance, as did Mike, Arya, Jon, and Bill. Jason and Jamie were here, as were a scattering of other folks from NYC and Amazon. Having everyone around added to the fun. We snowboarded one afternoon, cooked dinner and soaked in the hot tub another evening, dined at 350 Main our first night together for my birthday, and attended a few Sundance parties, gawking at celebrities and laying siege to the open bars. In between all that, I'll have seen twelve to fifteen movies by the time they wheel me onto my flight tomorrow morning on a stretcher, and that's not including the Mormon conversion show Karen trapped us in just before her flight out.
More later on Sundance after I return home, but one instant movie classic deserves mention: Kung Fu Hustle. It's an exhilarating slapstick martial arts comedy, and it's superior to Stephen Chow's previous hit Shaolin Soccer. Sony is distributing the picture, and it should hit theatres in March. As is common to Asian martial arts slapstick, it blends a seemingly incompatible set of genres, from comedy to musicals to romance to melodrama to action. As a bonus for movie lovers, Chow tosses in homages to The Matrix, The Untouchables, Spiderman, and a whole series of other movies. I haven't laughed that hard at a theatre in a long time, and at movie's end, Stephen Chow came on stage to a standing ovation from all of Eccles theatre, Sundance's largest venue, a school auditorium seating over 1,000 spectators.
If you have the opportunity to catch Kung Fu Hustle before March for some reason, do so. I didn't see any movies I really disliked, and we all had our opinions of all the movies we saw together, but we all agreed that Kung Fu Hustle was an instant classic, ironic considering it doesn't feel like a Sundance movie.
Jason and I have already begun plotting our return trip next year. After two years here, I finally feel like I grok the Sundance Film Festival, finally understand how to organize a proper Sundance trip for a large group in such a way as to ensure that everyone gets a healthy mix of snow sports, movies, parties, and free time. See you all at Sundance 2006.

Flickr


I certainly wasn't the first one on the bandwagon, but one of my favorite websites of 2004 was Flickr, the photo sharing site. I've slowly begun migrating some of my older photos onto Flickr, and in the future you can find all my pics at this link. If you join up, add me as a contact and drop me a line so I know to look up your photos.


Perhaps the coolest aspect of Flickr is it's free-text tagging system. Users can attach tags to their photos, and all that metadata allows anyone to browse through everyone else's public photos by tag. Pick a random word and see what photos it summons from the Flickrsphere, or browse a list of the most popular tags.


The site has many other useful features, but the tagging ability is my favorite. For now, an account is free and limited to 10 MB of uploads per calendar month. Upgrade to a Flickr Pro account and your monthly upload quota jumps to 1 GB, among other things. The annual price of $41.77 still feels a bit steep to me, but depending on how the site continues to evolve, I could see justifying that just as a way to backup high res copies of my photos and to offload some storage from my web host.


I'd be very surprised if Flickr survived 2005 without being purchased by one of the Internet alpha dogs: Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, Amazon, eBay. Google owns Picasa, Microsoft could launch something similar internally, and Amazon has an alliance with Ofoto, so Yahoo is the most likely suitor. Yahoo also needs blogging software, so perhaps they'll target Six Apart or one of the smaller, still independent blogging software companies. Photo sharing, like weblogs, are one of the most popular uses of the web, and any company not playing in that space is losing a key piece of user mindshare.


Picasa has been in the news this week because they announced their first rev, Picasa 2, since their acquisition by Google. It sounds like a great photo management solution (Slashdot, to take one site, links to many of the web reviews), an iPhoto competitor, but for now it only works on Windows computers. If you own one, give Picasa a spin.


Drip drop drip drop


The radiator in the apartment upstairs sprung a leak, so I this week I had to put buckets and towels out to collect the dripping water through my ceiling. What started as a tiny, spherical water stain slowly spread and morphed into a giant, unsightly, urine-colored drip painting. The upstairs tenant was out of town, and the super didn't have a key. All night, I listened to the metronomic plip...plop...plip...plop of drops of water cliff diving into my bucket. I felt like Hitomi from Hideo Nakata's Dark Water (or Jennifer Connelly from the upcoming remake).


Next installment of JibJab: [Bush's] Second Term


John Hollinger picks his NBA All-Stars


Steve Jobs to deliver Commencement speech at Stanford in 2005

Great...my commencement speaker was William Perry


Google plans to offer a tag that will help bloggers to signal the search engine to ignore links in comments, hopefully neutering comment spam

It will also render eliminate the Googlerank value of legitimate comment URLs, but that's a minor side effect in my mind. I despite comment spammers


Autumn Thunder: 40 Years NFL Films Music

A 10 CD box set featuring the martial tunes from NFL Films. Great background music for that Superbowl party with your buddies. All that's missing is narration by Steve Sabol and Harry Kalas


Over holiday break, we watched Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy on DVD

That will surprise no one who knows of me and my unhealthy love for Will Ferrell. Now, Anchorman is by no means a classic or even a good movie (I'm not going to bother reviewing it), but no true devotee of Ferrell's oeuvre would miss it. Without seeing it, I wouldn't understand the subtext and nuance of half the things my brother James says, and now the same can be said for people who speak to me. I do think it's cheesy that the studio forces you to buy a more expensive DVD giftset in order to get the Wake Up, Ron Burgundy supplemental disc that contains Burgundy's other two interviews from the MTV Movie Awards (Burt Reynolds and Jim Caviezel--"Tell me, Jesus, do you ever use your superpowers in games of chance?"). The video of Will and the gang covering Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band (excerpt)...well, let's just say, if you don't think it's good, I will fight you. Anchorman was also geographically relevant to our family vacation, the movie being set in San Diego.


Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".

Veronica Corningstone: No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know. I was just trying to impress you. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?

Ron Burgundy: ...No. No, that isn't it.

Veronica Corningstone: No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.


To distract free throw shooters of the visiting team at a basketball game, wave your thundersticks in unison, rather than randomly (maybe)


Wacky warning labels and past winners

Warning on can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes" and a waring on a fireplace log warns "Caution - Risk of Fire"


Could thousands of people have been saved from the tsunami if notified via cell phones or the Internet?

Interesting question that many probably wondered as they watched news videos of people hanging out while waves began to climb higher and higher up the shores, oblivious to the much deadlier waves racing their direction


3 DJs suggest wedding mixes

One of them opened one wedding with "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division, I hope as a joke. Dan Finnerty lists "Making Love out of Nothing at All" as the most inappropriate song for a wedding.


Dell CEO Kevin Rollins calls iPod a fad like the Sony Walkman

Rollins needs to rethink his business analogies. The Walkman was one of the most successful consumer products in history, and just because Sony couldn't recognize when portable music players morphed from Discmans to portable MP3 players doesn't mean Apple will make the same mistake


Company creates downloadable cards for reprimanding rude cell phone chatterers

New Yorkers have a simpler method. At the U.S. Open last year, a man took a business call during a semifinal match. When it was clear he didn't plan to either leave the stadium or cut the conversation short, several other fans stood up and shouted at him with a menacing glare, "Hey, shut the f***ing cellphone off!"


Denali Fitness


Sang quit his job in Seattle to open a gym with Dave C. Denali Fitness (logo by the lovely and talented Juli) replaces the old Madison Park Sound Mind & Body. Good to see his own thing, and even better that it's something he'll enjoy. I believe that most people have a cap to how happy they can be, some internal equalization that stabilizes our state of mind over time, but the floor to our unhappiness is much lower than the cap to our happiness is high.


If you're in the neighborhood, drop in at Denali and work out on cardio machines fitted with televisions.


Meanwhile, I'm waiting for Denali to open a New York City branch. With temperatures dropping below 10 degrees, and since I feel like I gained seventy-five pounds over holiday break, I've begun researching Manhattan gyms. It's not a pretty picture. Prices are as high as my gut is voluminous. I haven't been able to pull the trigger in the face of crazy initiation fees and monthly dues, required year-long commitments, all for rather middle-of-the-road facilities. The best NY gyms charge exorbitant fees. The backup plan is lots of push-ups, sit-ups, and riding on my bike trainer while listening to "You're The Best" by Joe Esposito on my iPod.


ICE


For Christmas, Karen got me a gift certificate for the Institute of Culinary Education in NYC. Today I signed up for Knife Skills Workshop 1 and Techniques of Fine Cooking 1. My goal is to learn to chop vegetables and throw knives like Geena Davis in The Long Kiss Goodnight.


Cooking in NYC isn't always fun or worthwhile. My kitchen is the size of a hall closet, and so I have precious little counter space. And groceries are more expensive, so the cost benefit of cooking instead of going out to eat is often negligible. Still, every dollar counts, and so I plan to cook more in the coming year. My super lives down the hall, and she's always preparing meals for her family. The smell wafts down the hall and drives me insane, so cooking is also a way to send my own mouth-watering scents out my door to wage combat.


I received a copy of Jacques Pepin Fast Food My Way over the holidays, and I prepared pork chops the Pepin way the other day. Fast, simple, and tasty: all elements of an ideal NYC recipe.