View from these straight eyes

I don't make it a point to watch every week, but if I'm channel surfing and it's on, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a hoot, especially the endings when they watch their subjects in action.
I'm thinking of filling out an application for some of my buddies in NY and NJ. Their wives and girlfriends would thank me.
If I were to set up some service like this, who would handle each of the five categories?
Fashion
Food & wine
Interior design
Grooming
Culture
I have my ideas for the first two and the last. Interior design and grooming I'm less sure about. Of course, all of my choices are women.
It could be a high margin business.

X Prize

How many people have enough money to enter a competition to build a spaceship? More than you'd think.
The X PRIZE, according to its website, is a $10,000,000 prize to jumpstart the space tourism industry through competition between the most talented entrepreneurs and rocket experts in the world. The $10 Million cash prize will be awarded to the first team that:

  • Privately finances, builds & launches a spaceship, able to carry three people to 100 kilometers (62.5 miles)

  • Returns safely to Earth

  • Repeats the launch with the same ship within 2 weeks



Among the project's supporters are Tom Hanks, Tom Clancy, and John Glenn.
I was chatting about this with a colleague at work. The answer to the Jeopardy question of what all those people who got rich during the Internet boom are working on is, "What is the X Prize, Alex."

Steven Levitt

Steven Levitt has been featured recently in both the NYTimes and Fortune. He's an innovative economist with some creative ways of studying social phenomena using statistics and unique leaps of imagination.
Most of his notable papers are published online, including:

  • An Economic Analysis of a Drug-Selling Gang's Finances

  • Catching Cheating Teachers

  • How Do Markets Function? An Empirical Analysis of Gambling on the National Football League

  • The Impact of Legalized Abortion on Crime

  • Why Do Increased Arrest Rates Appear to Reduce Crime: Deterrence, Incapacitation, or Measurement Error?

  • Winning Isn't Everything: Corruption in Sumo Wrestling


Unfortunately, most of his papers cost $5 to download. Still, if you're building a business plan for a drug gang, it's a small price to pay for a jump start on your financial model.

Manhattan Magic

I flew JetBlue to NYC this weekend. The only flight they have out of Seattle is a nightly redeye to JFK.


JetBlue has a similar business model to Southwest, offering cheaper prices by doing away with meals and purchasing a fleet of small airplanes to focus on a flights between a few select airports which offer them favorable financial terms. But in a few respects, JetBlue is better. You don't have to draw numbers for seats, they don't have seats that face each other, and best of all, they offer 24 channels of DirecTV for each passenger.


Among the channels offered are CNN HLN, NBC, MSNBC, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN Classic, ESPN News, Discover, and the History Channel. I was able to catch up with all my fantasy football players on the flight home.
One of the highlights of my weekend was meeting and hanging out with my nephew Ryan. I don't find newborns all that cute; they look like aliens. But after a few months have passed, babies become amazingly cute. They become amazingly chubby which gives them plump cheeks, five to six chins, and rolls of fat at the joints of their arms and legs. Ryan has hit that stage of adorability. He loves peek-a-boo and is very ticklish.
Here is my first ever attempt at wearing a baby in a Baby Bjorn. It may look like Ryan is crying, but I promise he isn't. He's actually practicing his "I just won the U.S. Open Men's tennis final and I want to show more emotion than Pete Sampras" victory scream.


People say that women gain weight after their first baby, but all of the new moms I know look just like nothing every happened soon after their baby was born. Sharon is no exception. Of course, having to get up several times in the middle of the night will do that to you. Mother's are much better at that whole "get up to play with the screaming baby in the middle of the night" thing, and a side benefit for their sacrifice is additional calorie consumption.
Here, I was telling Ryan to "smile! smile!" and Sharon thought I was talking to her.


Alan and I took the 7 to catch the U.S. Open women's final. We were in section 331, which may sound high, but there aren't really any bad seats in Arthur Ashe Stadium.


Still, from that section, the closest one could get to winner Justine Henin-Hardenne was outside the stadium, under the big screen.


The loser of the Open gets $500,000, and Henin-Hardenne took home $1,000,000. When that figure was announced, a guy sitting behind me and resembling comedian Dave Chappelle started shouting, "Marry me, Justine! Me! Me!" She is kinda cute, but the most attractive part of her is definitely her game. She's not very tall, but she gets her whole body into her serve and and groundies, basically hitting the crap out of every ball she can get her racket on.
I also wish I had some video of James doing his card tricks. Last we met, he was Luke Skywalker in the beginning of The Empire Strikes Back, unable to lift his X-Wing out of the swamp in Dagoba. This time, he was like Luke at the beginning of The Return of the Jedi, powerful and monklike, ready to meet Vader. His ambitious card trick is super smooth now.
The weather in Manhattan was perfect, a postcard from an autumn to be. I'm quite jealous of the fact that you can order just about anything and have it delivered to your door. Pizza, sushi, Chinese takeout, Vietnamese, drycleaning, Krispy Kreme...I could so use that type of service in Seattle.

King Ryan in the Big Apple

I finally met my nephew Ryan this weekend. He has a Friendster page.
I've been acting as his nanny this weekend. Apparently the title for a male nanny is a "manny." Some men might be embarrassed to contemplate life as a manny, but I'm not going to turn my nose up at the idea, especially if I can make millions writing The Manny Diaries.
Ryan is a city baby. He loves exploring the sidewalks of New York in his stroller. I tried walking around with him strapped into the Baby Bjorn. That thing is pretty darn nifty. Sharon said that when Jeff walks around town with Ryan in the Baby Bjorn, women flock to him. I think it's because Jeff is a model, but Ryan is undeniably cute. I actually think he looks like me as a baby in a lot of ways, though we're all hoping he grows up to look like Jeff.
The other reason I'm in Manhattan is as a late surprise visit for Alan's 30th b-day. He was on call last night, and I was hoping the nurses would let me change into a hospital gown and wait in one of the rooms for Alan to come by, but Sharon and I just ran into Alan while roaming the halls of the Weill Medical Center.
James and Jeff and Jen took me out last night. We went to one of those New York bar/clubs where the name isn't listed out front. Apparently we were there for someone's birthday. That's what people in NYC do, they go to bars/clubs for people's birthdays. We weren't the only ones there for a birthday, either. There were some four or five birthday parties there. Of course, we never found out whose birthday it was.
I knew I was in NYC because the everyone was dressed up, everyone was standing around, the music was really loud, and it was really dark. Also, I bought two glasses of Black Label on the rocks and it cost $26 before tips. C'mon, brother, at least fill the glasses for that price!
The DJ was pretending to be spinning some turntables, but really he was just playing songs he had burned onto CD-Rs. A few dropped on the ground and James passed them around. They had labels like "New Hip Hop" and "Missy getting shizzy". He looked incredibly foolish pretending to do real work up there.
Tonight I'm taking Alan to the U.S. Open Women's Final. Justine Henin-Hardenne was listed as questionable earlier because she cramped up after her 3-hour marathon against Capriati, but she better get her Belgian butt out there. Alan and I are big Henin-Hardenne fans because she hits a beautiful one-handed backhand. So few one-handers anymore. So few real DJs. Old school.

Men talk about stuff, women talk about relationships

A late night at the office, and after a while the brain seizes up and fizzles out like an overheated car engine and one has to take a break while listening to the drone of the cleaning guy's vacuum. Tonight's diversion is The Gender Genie, an online application parses a block of text and guesses whether the author is male or female.
Naturally I plugged in some of my own writings, and then I plugged in some posts from Jenny's weblog as well. The Gender Genie did well. Occasionally I write like a girl, but usually not, and Jenny is most definitely a female, which both she and Adam will be glad to know since she gave birth to a child recently.
The algorithm is discussed in both the NYTimes and Nature. From the Nature article:
The program's success seems to confirm the stereotypical perception of differences in male and female language use. Crudely put, men talk more about objects, and women more about relationships.
Female writers use more pronouns (I, you, she, their, myself), say the program's developers, Moshe Koppel of Bar-Ilan University in Ramat Gan, Israel, and colleagues. Males prefer words that identify or determine nouns (a, the, that) and words that quantify them (one, two, more).

Supposedly the algorithm should be correct about 80% of the time, though the online app, which asks its users if it was right or not, is currently performing below 50%. Who knows if that's true or just the result of jealous users. Supposedly the algorithm is even better at detecting differences between non-fiction and fiction, achieving 98% accuracy.
I'd be interested to compare the algorithm's success rate with simple human judgment. I wonder if humans have an innate ability to detect an author's sex from the text itself the same way humans have a very perceptive intuition about other people's emotions.
And yes, it should be called the Sex Genie, because only pronouns have gender, people have sex. But perhaps calling this software app the Sex Genie might cause undue excitement among some Internet users or might infringe upon the copyright of some kinky toy.

Do the right thing

Most Cubs fans are singing the praises of new manager Dusty Baker, but he frustrates the hell out of me. I don't doubt he does a good job with motivation and communication with his players, much better than Don Baylor, for example, but Baker's tactical management is terrible.
For example, he insists on running Shawn Estes out there every five days. Estes has probably been the worst starting pitcher in baseball this year, despite his constant excuses to the press. After each terrible start, Estes tells the press, "I had good stuff, I was just unlucky." Note to Estes: you suck.
This is related to another of Baker's sins, that he doesn't like using young players. Juan Cruz, one such young player, could have been pitching in place of Estes all year. If he had, the Cubs would be in first place, I have little doubt. The Cubs roster is filled with old players who either already suck or are going to suck next year: Alfonseca, Glanville, O'Leary, Karros, Goodwin, Womack. This makes Baker happy. He also works his starting pitchers to death, presumably hoping to prematurely age them because he loves old guys.
Everyone's excited because the Cubs are in the division race. But given the Cubs starting pitching, a rebound this year was somewhat inevitable.

Lost in Translation

Now that it's been written up in NYT Magazine, officially the indie film with the most buzz is Lost in Translation, directed by Sofia Coppola and starring Bill Murray.
And even if it wasn't generating that kind of buzz, I'd be excited to see it because:

  • It stars Bill Murray, one of the most underrated performers in Hollywood. He was robbed of an Oscar nomination for Rushmore. He's a Cubs fan. Groundhog Day is one of the great comedies. He's your daddy.

  • It stars Scarlett Johansson. She has a cool face and seems like the type of friend who will always be cooler than you are.

  • The trailer is cool. There's a shot in there, from behind, of a golf shot. It's beautiful. I saw that shot just before I went to Bandon Dunes and it helped me to visualize the golf shot (horizontal rotation of the lower body, the more vertical rotation of the arms, linked in one beautiful motion).

  • One of the songs on the soundtrack is by The Jesus and Mary Chain. I listened to them in high school and thought they were cool then. I'm not sure if they're still cool, but seeing their name again is nostalgia. The soundtrack contains other cool songs

  • The movie is about two lonely, lost, alienated Americans who meet up in Tokyo and become friends. Aren't we all?

  • Lots of photos of Japanese neon signs. Pretty lights!


MTV Video Music Awards

This is why we watch the MTV VMA's every year...


A great moment in TV history, Madonna french-kissing Britney Spears. Gave me the shivers.
The VMA's continue to be the most ridiculous spectacle on television, pure mugging by all the performers and presenters and audience members. And since Chris Rock turned down the hosting gig for the Oscars, this gig is our best and only chance to imagine what that would be like.
I would kill for tickets.

The West Wing on DVD in Region 1

Finally, the wait is over. The West Wing was on DVD overseas, and then it moved into syndication on Bravo, and now finally it's coming out in DVD in North America in mid-November.
Catch what at the time was the best show on television at it's peak. Really good stuff. Reminisce about the days when Sorkin was at the peak of his creative powers, before he began clashing with NBC, before Sam Seaborn (Rob Lowe) left, all of that.
Supposedly Sorkin's working on a new show based on the book Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live. Really entertaining book which I read last holiday season, containing the recollections of almost everyone who worked on the show over the years. Sure, there's some juicy gossip (lots of sex and drugs), but it also gives you insight in to the insane creative process and environment which fostered it. It's not surprising that Sorkin, who wrote a behind-the-scenes look at a daily sports news show like Sportscenter (Sports Night, also quite good), would be attracted to this rich source material.

BMWFilms on DVD for you and me

The fun shorts of BMWFilms.com, directed by notables like Wong Kar Wai and Ang Lee, are now available on DVD. If you own a BMW, it's free, and if you don't, they'll ship you a copy for just the cost of $3.75 for shipping and handling. Visit BMWFilms.com and follow the instructions. I did.
Next year, BMW introduces the new 5 series and also a new 6 series sports coupe. I saw one of the new 5 series sedans at a gas station in France this year, and the only changes I could perceive on my quick stroll around it were the external cosmetic changes. The magic of the 5 series (and BMW's in general) has never been the looks; it's all about the driving.
However, the 6 series coupe will have a heads-up display and glass panorama roof along with an optional six speed Sequential Manual Gearbox (SMG). Mmm mmm mmm. Tasty.

Mars

Some info on how best to view Mars from Seattle. Mars is closer to Earth than it's been in something like 30,000 years, with tomorrow being the actual day when it will be closest. The last time it was this close, Marlon Brando was skinny and Britney Spears an A-cup.
If you don't have any binoculars or a telescope and don't want to spend a fortune, these Celestron's are a ridiculous steal at the sale price of $12.95.
I checked out the Red Planet tonight from Bandon Dunes this weekend, and from down around Seward Park tonight. It looks like, well, a glowing red dot. But it's the thought ("Hey, that's Mars!") that counts.

The next stroke, and 2 Many DJ's

Is anyone else excited about the upcoming as-of-yet-untitled album from The Strokes?
Perhaps it will inspire a few more mash-ups like A Stroke of Genius, the fusion of The Strokes "Hard to Explain" and Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle." Stroke of genius, indeed, and one of the better demonstrations of the subversive qualities of mash-ups. Claim you don't like Christina Aguilera, that the Strokes are much cooler and hotter? What can you say when the combination of the two turns out to be even better than the parts? What do you say then? I don't say anything, I just bop. You'll have to download it from your favorite file-sharing network; it's not on any CDs that I know of.
Meanwhile, I can keep myself dancing happy with 2 Many DJ's unbelievably hot compilation series, As Heard on Radio Soulwax. Part 2, the most well-known of their five CDs or Parts, is the one in my CD player right now, and it will actually forcefully lift you out of your chair and shake your booty for you. It's nowhere near as near as clever as Stroke of Genius; it simply aims to party, and isn't that what DJs are supposed to do?

Bill's Khakis

Ken turned me on to Bill's Khakis a while ago, and I've never looked back. They're the best pair of khakis I've ever owned. While khakis generally get a bad name, and I generally avoid wearing them unless absolutely necessary, I have no qualms about donning my Bill's. Most khakis I've worn seem to fray at the cuffs after just a year or so. My Bill's khakis accompanied me on my world travels during my sabbatical and still look as good as new.
Available online and at select brick and mortar retailers throughout the country.

A Bandon hope, all who enter

Spent the weekend with the boys at Bandon Dunes, a golf retreat set on the Oregon coast. It was incredible. In the Golf Digest 2003-4 survey of greatest public courses in the U.S., Pacific Dunes ranked 6th, Bandon Dunes 9th. Both are links style courses set along the cliffs lining the Pacific Ocean.
There's not much to do there except golf--no tennis courts, no towns nearby. The practice center is awesome, one of the two or three largest in the world. When we weren't sleeping or eating, we were golfing.
The terrain presented lots of new challenges. The soil beneath the grass was like clay, so if you contacted the ground before the ball on your downswing, the ball would go nowhere. That meant that hitting wedges off of the fairway was extremely difficult. Also, the wind along the coast was fierce, so any high shots would be at the mercy of the wind. For those reasons, the head golf pro suggested we just use our putters or 5 woods and roll the ball up onto the green whenever possible. The sand traps were brutal. They resembled deep holes in the ground, and the sand was incredibly heavy.
As soon as we arrived on Friday, Bill and I hit the practice center to hit buckets (unlimited balls for visitors staying at the resort--nice!). After hitting some irons, I took out my favorite club, my Ping I3 3-wood. I lined up, waggled once or twice, and unleashed my swing.
Tink! The ball rolled about 25 yards to the right. Something didn't feel right. I looked down. The club head was dangling from the shaft like a chicken's head with a broken neck. The shaft had snapped at the hosel.
Losing a favorite club is a tragic thing for a golfer. Unlike most weekend hackers who like to purchase new $400 drivers every season, I've only really played two sets of clubs my whole life: the starter set my mom purchased me when I first started in the game, and the new set I purchased recently with dimensions more suited to my strange body measurements (short torso, long arms). I don't like change; the game is hard enough for me without introducing new clubs to break in all the time.
Unfortunately, the repair guy at the pro shop didn't handle Pings, so I had to use a loaner. The next morning, during an hour long links lesson, the head pro Grant happened to be doing a Titleist demo day. I told him I'd need a 3-wood for my rounds, and he handed me a demo of the new Titleist 980F 3-wood. Then he asked if I was happy with my driver. I never really hit my driver--it doesn't inspire any confidence in me. I admitted as much, so Grant handed me a demo of the new Titleist 983K and said, "Put this in your bag this weekend." He gave Bill a 983K as well, and nearly convinced John to take one.
It's a great marketing idea and I'm surprised more manufacturers don't use it. Ask any weekend golf hacker if he's happy with his clubs, and chances are there's more than one club he wouldn't mind replacing. Before he heads out for a round, grab his driver's license, put a demo in his hands, and tell him to hit it for the round. If he hits well, there's a good chance he'll be handing you a credit card by the end of the round.
It was love at first strike between me and the 980F 3-wood. It took me longer to warm up to the 983K, but by my third round at Pacific Dunes I was crushing it long and straight, nearly as long as Bill. I've been lukewarm to these new-fangled titanium drivers with their clubheads as large as a cantaloupe, but now I understand. Chick's dig the long ball, and so do weekend golfers. On one nasty par five into the wind, I hit driver and 3-iron and still found myself 230 yards from the green, shooting over a front-side bunker. I pulled out the 980F, lined it up, and took a swing. It was the greatest 3-wood of my life, flying like a missile just over the bunker and rolling onto the green about 20 feet from the cup. Parting with both clubs at the end of the weekend was sweet sorrow, and I was sadder yet when I checked the prices for those clubs on eBay and online.
The courses aren't long in terms of yardage, but they play longer because of the wind. I'd hit huge drives on par fours and still find myself a long-iron or wood from the green because the wind had knocked them down. While there weren't any trees, the course was covered with a nasty shrub called gorse, covered in thorns which contained a toxin which would cause your skin to swell up if pierced. I spent much of the weekend taking huge swings out of sand and tall grass and dirt.
The scenery made it all worthwhile. Many approach shots were into greens framed behind by the ocean, populated by the kites of kite-boarders dancing in the wind. I've never been on a pure golf vacation before, but I can't imagine many nicer setups for golf addicts anywhere in the U.S. We're already planning to make this an annual trip.




McSweeney's

I find I enjoy the online version of McSweeney's even more than the print version. Take this guide to meeting people more famous than you. An excerpt:
Pay that person a compliment, but don't kiss their ass. For example, one time I saw Cameron Diaz at a party and told her I thought she was pretty funny for a girl. She was very flattered because she understood that I respected her enough to not insult her intelligence by saying she was as funny as a man. Long story short: I banged her.

Why are French people skinny?

One of the age old mysteries finally has an evidence-based explanation (link from Kottke). For all the studies that go around, and all the magic bullets people seek to lose weight, in the end, for the majority of people, it still comes to eating less and exercising more. It's really not all that mysterious.
Of course, there are all the studies that attribute health benefits to drinking red wine. So it's not all pain and self-denial.