Edgar retires

Edgar Martinez retired today. I never became a Mariners fan in my years living here (true baseball fandom is like religion, it's acquired in one's youth), but I'll miss watching Edgar hit. The way he stayed behind the ball and produced power to the opposite field was beautiful to watch.
UPDATE: Edgar won't retire until season's end, giving his fans an opportunity to bid him a fond farewell.

Money can buy happiness, and some sweet earbuds

[via kottke via Peter Kaminski]
Robert Frank writes that money can buy increased happiness if spent not on more expensive goods like bigger houses or more expensive cars but instead on inconspicuous goods, like more time to travel or hang out with friends and family.
Considerable evidence suggests that if we use an increase in our incomes, as many of us do, simply to buy bigger houses and more expensive cars, then we do not end up any happier than before. But if we use an increase in our incomes to buy more of certain inconspicuous goods

This week's NY Times Magazine

Lots of good articles and photos in this week's NY Times Magazine, focused on Olympic swimmers.

A slideshow of a few of the high tech items used by Olympians to shave precious hundreds of seconds off their times in various sports, including some hot looking sprinter's shoes.
Another profile (and a good one) of Michael Phelps, one that states that Phelps is the best swimmer in the world.
Slideshow of some US Olympic swimmers in the water.
Another slideshow of the swimmers.
Photographic collage (Flash plugin required)
What is the ideal Olympic athlete? If the early Greeks are to be followed, the ideal is more like the egotistical, self-promoting, self-interested Achilles portrayed by Brad Pitt in Troy than the friendly sportsmen proffered by the media.
Finally, an Olympic-level vacuum cleaner, the Dyson vacuum, whose primary selling point may be that it showcases all the nasty gunk it sucks up out of your carpet with its 100,000 g of centrifugal force, in the process convincing you of its efficacy and indispensability. Reminiscent of the Biore nose strip, which shows you the results of its deforestation of your nose in a display both disgusting and satisfying. Needless to say, if I had $500 to spend on a vacuum, this is the one I'd buy. Available at Amazon.com.

OLN interview with Lance Armstrong

The Paceline has a transcript of OLN's post-Tour interview with Lance Armstrong. It's split into five parts (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), and it's worth the free registration to access them.
In particular, it answers a few open questions I had.
For example, what did Ullrich say to Lance after the descent from Col de la Croix Fry? Jan wanted Lance and Floyd to work with him, but Lance rightly urged Jan to pull since he had the most to gain on Basso that day.
Is it true Levi wants to rejoin US Postal? Lance was coy but made it known he'd love to have more Americans back together on Discovery Cycling. Personally, I think Rabobank does not have the right team to support Levi in his effort to win a major Tour (he rode too many kms alone this year to crack the podium), so rejoining a stronger team like Postal/Discovery would be smart.
Why didn't Lance gift Kloden stage 17 in the sprint? "...from the beginning of the Tour I said there are not going to be any gifts this Tour, I have done it as often as possible in most Tours and I never get paid back, in fact you end up getting slapped in the face for it..." I watched that stage end on Eurosport, and afterwards Lance recounted in French in an interview that Hinault had congratulated Lance on the podium afterwards and said, "Pas de cadeaux."
Phonak looked so strong, what went wrong? It didn't help that they used 19 mm tires during the team trial. As Lance puts it, "In the Team Time Trial they would have been close even with 3 or 4 flat tires, the only thing I go to there is: it was a terrible day, terrible weather

Review: Open WaterOut of sight, out of mind

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Actors) would surely look askance on the treatment of Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis in Open Water. The directors tossed the two of them into shark-infested waters in the Bahamas along with dead tuna to attract the predators. Call it Stanislavsky for Dummies.
Moviemakers continue to obsess over making video look more like film, but for now, at least, the distinctive look of video serves as a useful visual cue. Open Water was shot with digital video camcorders, and this lends the movie the look and feel of realism (many a honeymooner will see the resemblance to their own crappy honeymoon video). The movie is also inspired by a true story of two scuba divers abandoned in the ocean, and all this conspires to produce the strong audience empathy that is central to the movie's chilling horror. The feeling, forever to be associated with the Blair Witch Project, is that of unearthing someone's private nightmare and realizing the personal terrors concealed by everyday life (the soundtrack is thankfully spare, except for occasional bursts of aboriginal music that distracted from the documentary feel).
The two lead actors play a generic yuppie couple stealing a quick scuba vacation in the midst of their fast-paced professional lives. Even as they pull out of the driveway, they're on their cell phones, tying up loose ends. Before we even have time to learn much about their respective personalities, they're underwater petting moray eels, and then an accounting error that would make Enron proud causes them to surface to a large expanse of empty ocean.
The audience never feels close to the characters in the way they might have if the story spent more time on character development, or even if the two parts had been played by more recognizable actors, but by movie's end, the shallow characterization didn't matter as much to me as it would in the usual movie. Open Water is about how quickly and how similarly we'd all devolve in the same situation, how being left behind by the world to serve as fish bait to packs of sharks strips us of our humanity and turns us literally into animals. As the hours tick by, the parade of emotions unfold in a familiar sequence: confusion, quick reanalysis of the situation (are we sure we surfaced in the right place?), attempts at humor (well, at least we have a good story to share at the office water cooler), disbelief, a gnawing terror as the sharks begin to circle, anger at the arbitrary cruelty of fate, blame (I wanted to go skiing instead!), and then a numbness as the two realize that they have been forgotten, that in this wide expanse of a world, a person might go days, even weeks, before he is missed.
The directors occasionally cut back to the mainland and show other vacationers reveling in tropic bars and clubs, daily life having continued without the couple in question. An even more claustrophobic depiction might have stayed solely with the couple from the time they were abandoned. It would make a fascinating alternative cut of the movie.
When I was on sabbatical in South America last year, I went on a several day W circuit through Torres del Paine. I did not realize that for three days I would not see another human being, the longest period of isolation from human contact in my entire life. On the third evening, I awoke in the middle of the night needing to use the bathroom, but I could not find my flashlight. Without a single ray of moonlight, I was lost in the thickest darkness ever.
As I crawled and groped around my tent, primal horrors leaked out of my subconscious. What if I got lost and died out in the wintry wasteland? What if a pack of wild dogs hunted me down? What if I simply collapsed of illness and perished alone, like the young man in Into the Wild? How long would it take for the world to come searching for me? Was anyone in the world wondering where I was at that moment? Did anyone remember me, or was my connection to the rest of the world merely a matter of convenience and location?

Give me your tired, your poor, your shower curtains

One of the joys of returning to the States is the uniquity of shower curtains here. For some reason, many bathrooms in France and England do not have shower curtains. Many now have a half pane swinging glass door that conceals have the shower inadequately at best. But some, for example the one at my hotel in Paris, have no shower curtain at all.
This leads to some unusual contortions and gymnastics in the shower. I've never tried yoga, but I'm fairly certain I mastered a few of the advanced yoga positions while trying to keep my bathroom dry. All to no avail. I had to spend a euro to summon housekeeping to fetch me from the shower in a boat to convey me across the moat that had sprouted in the bathroom during my shower.
Why don't many European bathrooms have curtains? Is it because they only take baths? Seriously, does someone know? I'm dying to know.

So this is going to hurt

The cyclism is over, and now the running begins in earnest. I made a conscious decision not to look at any marathon training programs before my trip to France to follow the Tour because I had to focus on cycling and preparing for the Alps, and not the NY Marathon.
This morning I looked at the New York Road Runners 1st-time Marathoner training schedule and let out a blood-curdling scream. I'm supposed to run 13 miles tomorrow, and 3 miles Sunday. I'm already 83 miles behind in training, and that assumes a build off of a base of 15 miles a week. And this is the schedule they label the "bare-minimum" schedule.
After this morning, I've run a total of 3 miles in the last two months.
I arrived in Seattle last night, struggled to stay awake until 10pm. I hadn't slept in 22 hours since waking up at 8am London time in Kristin and Greg's flat. Despite that, jet lag pulled me out of bed at 4am this morning.
Jason has started his NY Marathon training, and he took me on a morning run around Queen Anne in the light Seattle rain. Rather, I held him back for half his run and then had to call it quits when he repeated the loop. I ran 3 miles at a glacial 9 minute/mile pace and nearly threw up a lung, confirming that cycling fitness translates into running fitness the way Babelfish translates German into English. Oh this marathon thing is going to be ugly, if it's even feasible.
In London, Kristin saw how flat my feet were, heard I was going to try and run the NY Marathon, and burst out into laughter. My body just wasn't built for long-distance running, as one doctor/runner told me after I had gone to him with pain in my knees, ankles, and shins. However, a positive mental outlook, rather than the sheer terror and disconsolation with which I'm approaching the marathon at this moment, is the first step. People on crutches have finished the NY Marathon, so I have no excuses.
This weekend I need to buy a pair of proper running shoes and some running clothes. I ran in a cotton shirt this morning, with an old pair of ratty tennis shoes with a hole where my right big toe could take in the views of Seattle. And so the first learning, besides the excruciating pain, is that cotton and ratty shoes are not ideal wet weather running gear.

Polls versus markets: which crowd is wiser?

The Electoral Vote Predictor, based on polling data from each state, currently has Kerry winning key swing states like Ohio and Florida to capture the election.
The Iowa Electronic Markets (IEM), cited in a wide range of texts as evidence of the predictive power of free, open, and thus efficient markets (IEF was most recently cited in The Wisdom of Crowds), has Bush ahead as Dubya's shares are outselling Kerry's by a bit ($0.52 for a share of Bush, $0.49 for a share of Kerry at my last check) in the 2004 US Presidential Winner Takes All Market.
Markets have slightly outperformed polls over time, as noted by this study from the IEF (PDF file). This tight and hotly contested election should be a great test to compare these two predictive methods.

Phelps...Thorpe...showdown

Other than the Cubs potentially making the playoffs, I can't think of another remaining 2004 sporting spectacle I'm looking forward to more than Ian Thorpe versus Michael Phelps in the 200m freestyle at the Summer Olympics. At a broader level, the Aussie and American men's swimming teams hate each other, so the overall showdown between the two countries will be awesome. In addition, it appears Phelps will get his shot at crazy eights after all.
Lots of alpha dogs in that pool in Athens, yeh.
The dollar is weak. I felt its weakness in Paris, where a sandwich and a drink at Zagat's number one best buy restaurant, the sandwich shop Cosi, cost me about $15 U.S. Not a fortune by any stretch of the imagination, but the prices soared from there. I recall visiting Europe when the euro first went into circulation. Back then, the euro (

Discovery Cycling signs Popovych

U.S. Postal, soon to be Discovery Cycling, has signed Yaroslav Popovych to a 3 year contract beginning next season. The 24 year old is a future grand tour contender. Guillaume had told us that this move was rumored to be near, and Oleg, a fellow Russian, was excited at the possibility.
All the major cycling teams will need to beef up their rosters because of the new rules going into effect that will limit teams in the Tour de France to those who compete at all three grand tours. Since Lance will likely focus his efforts on only one of them (and bring lots of the teams' strongest cyclists with him), Discovery will need strong cyclists to contend in the other two tours. Popovych can race either the Tour or the Giro, whichever Lance turns down.

The hottest fashion accessory: LIVESTRONG

The hottest fashion accessory around the globe? The yellow LIVESTRONG armband being sold for $1 each to raise money for the fight against cancer. Nearly everyone in our tour group at the Tour de France had one, and many brought dozens to give away. If you didn't have one, you could have purchased one from vendors walking up and down the roads at every stage of the race.
I hear they're ubiquitous in the States as well, though I haven't been back to confirm it. Right now, every SKU for the armband is completely back ordered. As an alternative, you could purchase a $250 t-shirt and photo package.


Prithee, where be the A/C?

One thing I had forgotten about Europe but which I'm reminded of in these hot summer months: Europe has some sort of prejudice against air conditioning and ice cubes. I have yet to hear a good explanation why this is so. Last summer, during the heat wave that nearly crisped Lance Armstrong during a long time trial, thousands of elderly people in France perished. Maybe it's some perverse form of population control.
July would not be my first choice of months in which to visit Europe, but that's when the Tour de France is held, and so. It's perhaps the hottest month of the year in Europe, and after a day of cycling in the scorching heat and oppressive humidity, the last thing I want to come back to is a hotel room or apartment without air conditioning. But that's often the case.
France has improved a bit. I think all the hotel rooms I stayed in during the Tour had air conditioning this year, though the quality of said air conditioning units varied. Ice cubes, however, are still a scarce commodity.
"Des glassons?" I would plead, holding out my empty glass to the bartender.
"Non!"
It brought to mind Patrick Stewart as the maitre'd at L'Idiot in L.A. Story: "You zink you can hev zee duck weet a craydeet leemeet lahk zees? You cannot hev zee duck. You can hev zee cheeken."
The lack of air conditioning and ice cubes may explain why I'm eternally parched and dehydrated. I can't remember a moment when I haven't been thirsty since I arrived in Europe. Even when I'm bloated with water, I still feel like I've just walked out of the Sahara Desert. Cycling with only two water bottles was just not enough. I'd have to pause in the midst of my rides to dash into cafes to fill up.
The other night, Greg, Kristin, Peter, and I attended a performance of the Jerry Springer Opera. It was a muggy day, and I had been looking forward to a few hours of respite from the heat in a cool, air-conditioned theatre. Surely the theatre would have air conditioning.
Oh, what a naive fool was I! On stage, as Jerry Springer descended into hell, we were gasping for air in our own personal hell, sweat pouring down our heads and affixing us to our fabric seats in the oven that was the Cambridge Theater. Riding on the Metro or the Tube? Bring your own air. The public intercom at the Tube urges all passengers to bring a bottle of water aboard, and signs illustrate the dangers of the trapped air in the tunnels below, depicting the silhouette of a Londoner collapsed at the bottom of an escalator leading down into the Tube.
Though I can't explain the paucity of air conditioning in France and England, this peculiarity explains many other things. Why the French are so thin: they sweat off several pounds each day walking around town. Why the French spends hours upon hours sitting in cafes: they are trying to move as little as possible in an effort to avoid sweating. Why the parfumeries are at the ground floor of French department stores, and why they're some of the most massive parfumeries in the entire world: no explanation needed.
It got to the point where we began selecting restaurants that advertised "salle climatisee." Who can eat in a sauna? After all, I have to live up to the stereotypical image of American obesity, and I can't very well do it lolling about in a cafe, smoking cigarettes.
FOOTNOTE: What I need is one of these Avacore devices. I first saw them being tested by the Stanford football team at Stanford Stadium.

Comment spam

I tried to ignore the increasing flow of comment spam on my site, but the annoyance surpassed the threshold. I was flooded with over a hundred comment spams today, and so I've had to take a few steps to address the problem. I installed Jay Allen's MT-Blacklist and will force users to preview and approve their comments moving forward. I haven't gone so far as to install MT 3.0 yet to require TypeKey registration, but if these steps don't work, that won't be far behind. Spending an hour deleting comment spam is a slow burn.
I'm reminded of Eric Stoltz's speech in Pulp Fiction about what they should do to people who mess with another man's car: "They should be f***ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
Sounds about right.

Nomaa

Even as out of touch with the news from home as I am, I couldn't miss the Cubs' acquisition of Nomar Garciaparra over here in London. It was the lead sports story in the International Herald Tribune and the international USA Today. I nabbed the last copy of both from the local newsstand, bought a tomato basil pasty from Marylebone station, and rushed back to Peter's flat to dissect the deal.
Since I arrived in Europe, the Cubs have dropped out of contention for their division title. I'm not sure what happened, but the Cardinals went on a ridiculous winning streak to end up with the best record in baseball, leaving the Cubs to choke on their fumes. At this point in the season, the Cubs only realistic chance to make the playoffs is to win the NL wild card.
The Cubs primary offensive shortcoming is at SS, and there were several names bandied about as likely trade targets: Omar Vizquel, Rich Aurilia, Orlando Cabrera, and Nomar Garciaparra. Nomar seemed the least likely as the Red Sox were rumored to want Matt Clement in return. Then I heard they wanted Angel Guzman and Felix Pie, too high a price for a shortstop rental.
At the same time, Omar Vizquel and Rich Aurilia were over-the-hill offensive liability. I was glad the Cubs stayed away from them. Likewise, I was not high on Orlando Cabrera, who parlayed one solid all around season in 2001 into heaps of unjustified praise. You just knew that even as a 29 year old he was due for a serious offensive regression this year, and to boot, he had chronic back injuries that had reduced his defense from Gold Glove in 2001 to just above average in 2002 and 2003. His offense at SS is average at best, and this year it's atrocious.
So I was tickled to discover the Cubs had somehow obtained not just Garciaparra and cash but also a solid outfield prospect in Matt Murton for not much more than Alex Gonzalez and some middling prospects. The Cubs are woefully short on position player prospects, so adding a left fielder who hits for both power and average is a bonus.
Garciaparra is on the downside of his career, a purported clubhouse cancer in Boston, and chronically injured. An Achilles tendon injury has reduced his range to way below average. However, he's still a huge offensive upgrade over the Cubs sad-hitting trio of Alex Gonzalez, Ramon Martinez, and Rey Ordonez. His defensive shortcomings are much less of a liability on the Cubs since their pitching staff leads the major leagues in strikeouts. And already Cubs fans and the media are welcoming him in a way that must seem like release from prison after the brutality of the Boston media. Maybe it will prove a win-win for both the Red Sox and the Cubs since Nomar was likely to leave Boston after the season in free agency. The Red Sox are sacrificing offense for defense (Mientkiewicz and Cabrera are above average fielders, below average hitters for their respective positions) and the Cubs are sacrificing defense for offense which fits their team philosophy in recent years.
I liked Brendan Harris, but he wasn't an A-List prospect. Francis Beltran throws hard but has little command, and these days those are a dime a dozen. Alex Gonzalez was an albatross. Lefty starter Justin Jones showed lots of potential, but I don't agonize much over trading injury-prone pitching prospects at the triple-A level. Most never amount to much.
The Cubs still need to make the playoffs (at the moment, they're two games out in the wild card chase), but if they do, they set up as a dangerous wild card team, just like they were last year. With a pitching staff of Prior, Wood, Zambrano, Clement, and Maddux, a random alignment of the stars could be devastating on an opposing lineup, especially one heavy with right-handed hitters. The Cubs offensive lineup is stacked with free-swinging, homer happy batters who can all be pitched to, but they're also liable to hang four or five homers a game on a starter having an off-day.
I don't always agree with what Jim Hendry and Dusty Baker do, but after waiting since 1908 for a World Series victory, a win-now strategy is nothing Cubs fans should complain about. I'll go against character and see all this as filling the glass half full.