Article on Enron

New article by Malcolm Gladwell in this week's New Yorker.

Challenges ahead

One of the great things about Lance, and other greats I admire, is that they're both confident and brutally honest. After coming in 2nd in today's time trial (and moving up to 2nd place overall), Lance said:
"I really wanted to win today; I can't say I'm not disappointed. I didn't have a super day today, but not a terrible day either - I was really suffering over the last 5 km, but Botero's no surprise. He beat me by more (time) in the Dauphin

Sunday is HBO

Season premiere of Sex in the City Sunday, and a new season of The Sopranos Sept. 15. The former is a way to lure women to your place, and the latter is the perfect lead-in to guys Sunday Poker night, $5-$10 Texas Hold'em.

17 miles, 3000 feet to Paradise

"I become a happier man each time I suffer."
Lance Armstrong said that when discussing why he cycles. Sounds like just another pithy sports quote, but anyone who cycles consistently for a few years knows exactly what he means. I would clarify Lance's quote by saying that a cyclist is only happy when he's worked hard enough that he can suffer even more than normal.
It's not just the early season, out-of-shape-after-a-winter-of-sitting-on-your-ass, suffering that cyclists enjoy. It's after you've trained a whole season and are in good enough shape so that you can increase your exertion and raise the ceiling on your suffering...that's joy.
Yesterday I drove out to Rainier with my bike stuffed in my back seat (it actually does fit, with tires removed, even with my top up). It's a fairly long drive, and I listened to grave, dramatic movie soundtracks the whole way to psyche myself up for the climb to Paradise, which sits at about 5,200 to 5,300 feet above sea level. Most of the way out there, the skies were gray, heavy with gloom, but somewhere on highway 7 I saw a solitary patch of blue sky. Soon, bright sun was shining down everywhere as if it had been awaiting me at the park.
Pulled into a campground just inside Nisqually, unloaded my bike, put the tires back on, pumped them up, and set off for Paradise. My altimeter read 2,310. I had no idea how long the climb was, and I didn't really care. I was excited at the prospect of a true, long, torturous climb after spending all season riding the tiny hills in Seattle. This was a Tour-worthy climb, noble suffering.
Also, the last time I rode to Paradise was in RAMROD last year, and that time I had ridden a flat tire in to the rest stop just above this campground and had suffered the whole way up to the top. It seemed like everyone passed me on that climb, and memories of that painful ascent had become a mental block. I had to conquer my demons, just as Lance had to overcome a mental hurdle on the Col de Joux Plane, where he bonked in 2000, in this year's Dauphine Libere.
No need to recount the whole ride. What is there to say about mountain climbs on a road bike? You strain in a low gear almost the whole way up, plodding along at around 9 to 10mph, dripping sweat, for about two hours, sliding around on your saddle all the time to try and work different leg muscles. Great fun, believe me, even though I know you don't. Beautiful views off the cliffs at the side of the road.
I didn't exactly fly up to Paradise, but man it's satisfying to reach the top. I sat on a picnic bench and stretched out. A young Muslim girl of about three or four years old stared at me in my strange biking outfit as if I was some alien. Looked at my bike computer and my watch. I'd climbed 3000 feet over 17 miles of paved road.
The drive home was great. Put the top down, cranked the heat up on high, cranked some less dramatic, happy pop music up even higher, and sang at the top of my lungs with the sun warming my neck and the wind mussing up my hair. Zipping in and out of traffic at 100mph, my bike in back, that's heaven. If I'd taken a random exit by mistake and headed off East into the open roads, I wouldn't have given a damn where I was going. Would have kept driving until I ran out of gas, then pulled my bike out and started riding.

VR Seattle

Sang and I hosted a going away BBQ for Jenny and Adam today. If the two of them should miss Seattle, they can always see some of it on the web at VR Seattle.
Here's the tunnel I go through just about every time I go for a bike ride, the I-90 tunnel which opens up on Sam Smith park. I've gone through it countless times, so I know the slight downward slope and the cool breeze to expect when heading through the tunnel East, with fresh legs, clicking up to the big chainring, the sound of my chain jumping up and clicking into place reverberating through the tunnel with a satisfying mechanical echo.
Here's a view of the I-90 bridge which I cross once I'm through the tunnel. I hate the bridge. It's about a mile and a half of windy, noisy, dusty, bumpy pain. When riders pass you on the bridge you can't hear them approaching. I hate being passed on the bridge. Coming west on the bridge is more enjoyable. The first two thirds are downhill and you can easily hold speeds in the low twenties. Then it ends with a nice gradual ascent which gets your heart rate going. That's the spot to overtake other riders if you have any pop left in your legs.

Dancing up the mountains

I think the reason I continue to bike, even though it's often long, dull, and a pain in the ass, is that I want to be able to dance up the mountains. Riders who spin their pedals lightly and just float up the mountains, overcoming gravity and their own body weight, ride through adversity in such a pure and simple way. It's a grace I seek in my own life, to be challenged, to put down the hammer, and dispel all obstacles with exertion and joy. Everything feels like a burden now, and only energy, positive thinking, and discipline can carry me through it all.

The Ring

AICN linked to the first trailer for the American remake of the Japanese film, The Ring. Wouldn't you know it? The trailer is Japanese.
A really, really fun horror flick, but the trailer seems to confirm that it won't seek to be original in any way. Just borrow everything possible from the Japanese film, including the video footage, the sound effects in the trailer, and insert Naomi Watts. Vanilla Sky, La Femme Nikita, when was the last time an American remake bettered the foreign source material?

34 seconds back

Lance lost more time to Galdeano today and is now 8th, 34 seconds back. Lance's wheel got tangled with a teammates' tire in a crash near the finish line.
Nothing he can't make up later, but it adds some drama to this year's Tour.

Life in the minors

Jason Giambi won the home run derby in the MLB All-Star game. I'm not sure what the prize was, but the trophy looked pretty nice, and some couple won $250,000 from Century 21 towards the purchase of a new house.
Brandon Larson won the Triple A home run derby over Joe Crede. For his victory, Larson won $1000 and a $500 Old Navy gift certificate.

Random fears

Does anyone else find Lyme's disease to be incredibly frightening? I don't even think my chances of getting it are that great, but the idea that you could die from a tick bite is scary. Perhaps it explains my fear of hiking through grassy areas.
The word fetus scares me.

Vin Diesel as Hannibal?

Stumbled on this article. Even if you don't read French, you can probably interpret that Revolution Studios has acquired the rights to adapt Ross Leckie's novel about Hannibal into a film, and they want Vin Diesel to play Hannibal (not Lecter, but the one who rode the elephants over the Alps to attack Rome). What a strange casting choice. For some reason I always pictured Hannibal as more cerebral. Vin Diesel, with his gravelly voice, shaved head, and stocky frame just strikes me as a stylized meathead.

Cycling, soccer

As to whether soccer and cycling will gain in popularity in America? Doubtful. Not when football, baseball, and basketball are on TV year round, their athletes competing on the field and acting in commercials and movies, splashed on magazine covers. Cycling is expensive and painful. Soccer isn't expensive, but it just doesn't mesmerize America's attention except when it takes the world stage. Same with cycling. Can the average American name an MLS soccer team? Can any of them name a bike race other than the Tour de France?

Flick

Flick is the term for knocking a cyclist off his bike at high speeds. I got that from an article on Lance Armstrong in the latest New Yorker. Good profile of Lance and intro to the sport, so if you've never read anything about him or cycling, I recommend it while it's posted for free this next week. The New Yorker tends to post a few articles from each issue for about a week.
This morning I got up later than usual for my daily cruise around Mercer. Was supposed to call Jesse at 6am, but talk radio on the alarm didn't penetrate my sleepy head until 6:30. In this last crunch to train before I head off to France, my mileage is up, and when that happens, I need more sleep. I haven't been getting it, and getting up in the mornings is excruciating.
Usually I ride counter-clockwise around the outside of the island. It's a few miles longer as a ride, the fun windy portion doesn't come until the end of the ride, and most importantly, it's easier to spot cars pulling out of driveways because the driveways on the right slope up to the street and are not as enshrouded in trees and shrubs. Running behind, as soon as I made it across I-90 I decided to go clockwise instead.
Most of the early ride I was trying to wake myself up and get a rhythm on the bike. In the morning it takes me longer to get loose, so it's hard to feel fast and fluid on the bike. About two-thirds of the way through the ride, on the West side of the island, I accelerated down a short hill and was coasting at about 25 mph when a dark green (was it blue, black?) SUV pulled out of a driveway on the right. I had just glanced down at my bike computer for a second and when I looked up the car was about ten yards in front of me.
When I was in grade school, living in Palatine, I used to ride my 10 speed around the block over and over. One day I was looking down at my tires and not at the road ahead and ran into the back of a neighbor's car parked out on the street, in front of that neighbor's house. That neighbor happened to be sitting on his porch. A middle-aged guy, he was none too happy. He called for his wife and came over and barked at me ("Why don't you watch where you're going?! I just bought that car!" and so on and so forth). Later they visited my parents to ask for payment for a broken taillight.
Maybe I was thinking about that traumatic event from my childhood this morning because I nailed my brakes and swerved hard to the right. Of course, I don't have anti-lock brakes on my bike and at 25mph my tires locked up and skidded. The front of my bike dropped into a ditch by the side of the road and stopped, while my body continued on and over the top. My left foot popped out of my pedals, my right foot still locked in. I stepped down on my left leg to try and avoid falling on my bike and hyperextended it as it landed in a muddy hole. I continued to rotate forward and put my right hand down to brace my fall and bent my wrist back hard on the driveway.
Everything was two points of sharp pain: left knee, right wrist. Then relief when I noticed my bike looked unharmed. Then a burst of joy at being alive. Then momentary panic: what if I had broken my wrist or reinjured my left knee? One week from my trip to France, that would be unacceptable. With adrenaline pumping hard through me, I couldn't gauge the seriousness of my injuries. Everything felt okay, but I wasn't sure.
The SUV had long since disappeared. Some harried worker rushing of to work, no doubt oblivious to my plight. I waited by the roadside for a bit and a few cars drove by, but I didn't flag any of them down. I wasn't sure what I'd say to them if I did. On my own. So I climbed back on my bike, wiped the gravel and mud and blood off my wrist and legs, and set off for home. No doubt watching the Tour helped inspire me. Every year some Tour rider goes down in a crash and gets up covered in blood, bike partially mangled, collarbone or wrist broken, and a huge bloody abrasion on the outside of his thigh from skin dragged across pavement at 30mph. And somehow he staggers in on his bike. Sometimes they recover to go on and finish the Tour. Most times they drop out the next day or fail to finish in a fast enough time to make the cut. Cyclists, with body fat in the low single digits, are much more susceptible to sickness than the average person.
In stage two of this year's Tour, Thor Hushovd of Credite Agricole joined two other cyclists in a long breakaway attempt. In the middle of the stage he had to stop with severe leg cramps. They continued to plague him throughout the stage. Long after everyone else had finished, he was out on the road, a mechanic massaging his cramping leg while he fought back tears. Somehow he made it home, cheered on all the way by a sympathetic crowd.
Compared to those guys, my plight was nowhere near as dire. But I did have a problem in that I'm not as strong as those guys, either. With one leg and one arm, I was dangerously off balance on my bike and could barely hold a straight line. On the uphills, I couldn't get out of the saddle so I had to muscle up in a low gear, gently resting my right hand on the top of my handlebars.
Typing is somewhat painful, so to sum up: X-rays negative, wrist ain't broken, leg is hyperextended but still functional, and I hope to regain enough strength in both to be able to climb at full strength up the Pyrenees and Alps in a week. There will be plenty of fans at the side of the road, waiting to cheer on the pros, and they'll likely spare some for me, too.
Every cyclist who logs enough miles will have a near-miss to report, and almost all will have one bike accident to recount over beers. Now I have mine.

Frivolous this All-Star game was

This All-Star game was jinxed from the start. Anastacia screwed up the words to the national anthem (rockets gave glare? gave truth through the night...?). Then the game ended in a tie. I agree with Jim Caple and all the other writers who wished the game still counted for something. No one really tries that hard to win, from the managers to the players, so it's hard for the fans to care.
Back in an age long ago, Pete Rose ran over Ray Fosse to score the winning run in the All-Star game, effectively ending Fosse's career. Ted Williams named his game-winning home run in the 1946 All-Star game after playing the entire game because he was the best player at his position, and you play your best players if you're trying to win. Back then the players and managers played the All-Star game to win.
Who really cares if everyone gets to play or not? This isn't some charity game. Sosa hit a 524 foot homer in the home run contest. Barry Bonds has an on base percentage of .562. Let them play the whole game.

Silly

The MLB rule that the All-Star team include a player from every team is ridiculous.

Not the newest VW...

I was driving behind a Passat station wagon today, and another Passat passed in the right lane. Except someone had removed some of the letters from the name of the car in back, so all that remained was ASS.

The latest BMW...

A preview shot of the upcoming BMW Z4 Roadster:

With their latest 7 series and this latest Z4, BMW has modified the styling of its cars fairly radically. A little too old school and frumpy for my taste, though the Z4 is an improvement over the Z3 which looks like a toy.

Spirited Away on DVD!

Spirited Away (by Hayao Miyazaki of Princess Mononoke and My Neighbor Totoro fame) will be out on DVD in late July or early August, even before it's out in theaters in the U.S. Yeeee-haa!
I'm hoping it will include the original Japanese soundtrack in addition to the English dub. Voices for the English dub:
Chihiro: Daveigh Chase (A.I, Lilo & Stitch)
Haku: Jason Marsden (How to Make a Monster, Baldur's Gate)
Boiler Room Man: David Ogden
Twin Witches: Suzanne Pleshette (Lion King 2, Along Came a Spider)
Chihiro's mother, Yugo: Lauren Holly (Don't Cry For Me, Any Given Sunday)
Chihiro's father, Akio: Michael Chiklis (Heavy Gear: The Animated Series, The Commish)
Lin: Susan Egab
Bathhouse Manager: John Ratzenberger (Monsters Inc, Cheers)

A new kind of hero

The Bourne Identity wasn't a great film, but one of its appeals is the pragmatic, serious nature of Jason Bourne. He's a suitable new hero for the post Sept. 11 America, which is ironic considering he's based on a character from a novel published in 1980. Bourne's character in the film can be read as a metaphor for our nation under attack. He awakens near death, with little or no memory, as many of us did after Sept. 11. Who is Al Qaeda? Why do they want us dead? Slowly, the clues come back, and in both cases a ruthless CIA plagued by internal machinations and bickering is at the heart of things.
Bourne is the America we want to believe we are. He's not an obnoxious American stirring up trouble abroad. No, the international world is out to get him despite the fact that he just wants to get the girl and retire peacefully. Agents of all nationalities come after him in all parts of the world, including Clive Owen as The Professor, just as terrorists seem to be attacking us from cells distributed throughout the world. Wherever Bourne goes, he brings trouble to those he comes in contact with, just as many nations have mixed feelings about accepting American military, economic, and political assistance for fear of retribution from neighboring states. Bourne doesn't deserve this--his whole loss of memory came when he couldn't bring himself to complete an assassination orchestrated by the CIA. Perhaps that is where his story diverges from the truth, as the U.S. government has rarely hesitated to intervene overtly or covertly with force to achieve its ends. But that's not the hero we wish to embrace.
Like our government, Bourne is not afraid to react with deadly force when attacked, and he does so efficiently. We hope our military and intelligence agencies are equally competent.
Most of all, Bourne represents an America which just wishes to be left alone. Contrast him with our popular heroes from the 70's, 80's and 90's, like James Bond, the suave and sophisticated incarnation of the ugly American. Brash, arrogant, always dispatching his various foreign foes with a cruel, almost disdainful sense of humor. Or John Wayne, the rugged, macho American. We sense in these earlier heroes strains of the haughty, presumptious America which is what terrorists claim to be reacting to in launching its attacks.
Bourne is none of these things. He is confused--why are we under attack? He just wishes he could have a little peace and quiet. So do we all. But it's unlikely, considering a sequel is in the works. Sadly, the same fate likely awaits the rest of us.

Macintosh pop-up killer

Has anyone found a free, effective Macintosh-compatible pop-up window killer? I am so damn sick of Orbitz ads popping up everywhere I go.

Conventional wisdom

My mind gravitates towards ideas that revoke conventional wisdom. I enjoy articles like the one about the health of low-carb vs. low-fat diets which I cite below, ideas like the ones Stephen Wolfram postulates in A New Kind of Science, and some of the recent (last two years) writing by Voros McCracken on pitching and defense resonate with me.
Okay, I've already discussed the first two ideas before. What about Voros McCracken's ideas on pitching and defense? Voros' analysis showed that pitchers have little control over the rate of hits on balls put in play. Instead, that statistic of hits on balls put in play is much more strongly correlated with a team's defense as Rob Neyer notes when examining some of the recent research by Dick Cramer.
Voros' work does explain why so many of history's greatest pitchers have high strikeout rates. That's the best way for a pitcher to prevent a ball from being put in play and earning an out. Once a ball is hit and put in play, the chances that it falls for a hit are likely the same for Pedro Martinez as they are for Jose Lima, the team defenses behind them being equal. It gives you a greater appreciation for pitchers who have low strikeout rates who still manage to maintain low ERAs over long periods of time. There aren't many, and the ones who do almost always have to have pinpoint control.

Atkins Diet--what if it's right?

Fascinating article in the NYTimes Sunday Magazine about the Atkins diet, obesity in America, and the frightening thought that perhaps fat isn't all that bad for you but carbs are. One of the more enlightening discussions of the topic that I've read. Worth reading for folks who have been wondering how to eat healthy and lose weight, which is about 90% of people I know.
Of all I've read on the topic, this article was the most convincing in presenting evidence that casts doubt on the healthiness of a high carb, low-fat diet, commonly represented by the food pyramid taught in schools all over the country, with 6-11 servings of grains at the base and minimal fat at the apex.
The joy of the prime of cycling season is that none of this matters. I can pretty much eat whatever I want to because I'm burning off so many calories. But for the other month's out of the year, it's appealing to imagine that simple adjustments to one's diet might lead to noticeable changes in weight and long-term life expectancy.

I can't move my arms

Yesterday I went out on Lake Washington on Eric's speedboat with Todd, Juli, Aaron, and a whole crew of others. I learned some new things. First, riding in the front of a speedboat being driven at high speeds is a lot of fun. The boat angles up, and you see only the sky as you bounce around like so much loose cargo. Second, wakeboarding is exhausting on the arms (when you don't know what you're doing). After watching Travis and Jared skimming around the water with seemingly little effort, I thought "I have to have a go at that." About 15 fruitless attempts later my arms were lead and I'd imbibed a good pint of Lake Washington. Splendid good fun because everytime Eric slowly cranked up the speed on the boat, and I felt the tension of water below my board, I thought to myself, "I'm going to get it this time."
Also, it's a new challenge to look forward to this summer. A summer without a new hobby or something to learn is death. My mind is still trapped in the past, in school, at the beginning of the quarter, perusing the coursebook, looking for new classes in random subjects.
Last night I barely had the strength to shift gears in my car or turn a doorknob. This morning I couldn't push myself up out of bed. I awoke at 6:30 in the morning to try and watch Stage 2 of the Tour. For the 15 minutes before 6:30, my alarm clock was on, and some lady was chatting about some farmers who raised their chickens and cows using a particular diet that produced better tasting cheese, and I was so tired that her words actually permeated my thoughts. I dreamed I was wandering in this dark, dingy, abandoned prison, and this farmer was leading me from cell to cell, where he kept his animals. Peacocks, chickens, and goats wandered around while the farmer sprinkled feed on the ground. Felt like Hannibal Lecter's asylum, but all the time I was supremely excited to rush to the supermarket to purchase a brick of this special brand of cheese. I woke up, and for about 3 minutes I remembered the name of this brand of cheese. Meant to write it down, too. Now I've forgotten it, and frankly I can't tell what part of the dream was imagined, and what was real. Don't even know if this brand of cheese even exists.

Le Tour

The Tour de France started yesterday. The Prologue was exciting, a short 4 mile time trial. Laurent Jalabert came out with a miraculous effort to complete it in 9' 10", then Lance maxed out with an even more incredible effort to win the Prologue by two seconds in 9' 8".
People think soccer is ignored. So is cycling. With Lance in his prime and Ullrich out of this year's Tour, attacks will come from all sides. Anyone with OLNtv who isn't watching is missing out on two hours of high drama every day. What these 190 or so cyclists will do over the next three weeks is to complete the most incredible endurance event in the world. 2100 miles of cycling, sometimes up mountain grades rated at about 20%, with only two rest days.
Also, everyone seems excited that the U.S. may become competitive in international soccer. Well, the U.S. is further ahead in cycling. Many teams' have American race leaders. Of course there's Lance, but some of his former teammates have moved on to other teams to be the boss. Tyler Hamilton (2nd in the Giro D'Italia this year), Levi Leipheimer (who placed in last year's Vuelta) to name the two most well-known. Floyd Landis, one of Lance's domestiques, finished second to him in the Dauphine Libere and showed himself to be a promising climber and possible future GC contender.

All-American

Watched Rob Lowe host the Macy's fireworks show from the Big Apple last night. Lowe was a good choice to represent America. Here's a guy who videotaped himself having a threesome (pardon moi, a menage a trois) with two minors, and now he's come back to be one of my favorite characters on The West Wing. We're a nation that forgives.
Lowe was a good sport in his first several West Wing episodes, poking fun of his past when he finds out he's had a fling with a high-priced call girl.
Ray Charles singing America the Beautiful, that's an American tradition, like Charlie Brown TV specials during Halloween and Thanksgiving. Britney Spears dressed in skimpy outfits doing hip pumps with a cadre of multi-ethnic dancers while singing "Boys"? That's a new one. Couldn't she have sung Yankee Doodle Dandy or something? Draped in an American flag?

Rick vs. Sammy

Everyone's probably heard about Rick Reilly asking Sammy Sosa to take a steroid test during a post-game interview. Reilly even went so far as to get the address of a local clinic. Well, Sammy went off on Reilly, so Reilly wrote a column in SI raising doubts about whether Sammy was clean. Reilly concludes the article: "True, it would take some large cojones [to get tested right away, without waiting for mandatory testing]. Of course, if these players are on steroids, they lost those a long time ago."
Rick Reilly is an a$$ for confronting Sammy like that, and a bigger one for then trying to come off as if he was the one wronged. Innocent until proven guilty, Rick. You should've learned that in grade school. That was a cheap publicity stunt which you're milking for all it's worth. Want to prove your cojones? Go ask the same question of Barry Bonds, or Mark McGwire if he were still playing. Then we'll see if you and your cojones fit in a locker room urinal.

Asian Invasion

First you have Japanese players like Ichiro coming over and leading all All-Star voting, then Yao Ming from China is the first overall NBA draft pick this year, and now 113 pound Takeru Kobayashi has won Nathan's Famous Annual hot dog eating contest for the second year straight. And not just by a little. He ate 50.5 hot dogs AND buns in 12 minutesm while second place contestant Eric Booker (400 pounds) only managed 26. There was controvery, though, as apparently Kobayashi heaved and coughed some of the hot dog back up (one of those acts that induces in observers the same reaction) into his mouth. Judges let him keep the title, though, and, amusingly, his margin of victory covered the spread of 20 hot dogs established by Internet gamblers.
Read the article--it's hilarious. Reads like an Onion article, except it's real. Among the more humorous excerpts:

  • Booker, spouting Zen-like strategy, reminding me of contestants in the annual Hands on a Hard Body contest: "I didn't want to suffer the mistakes I had last year, where I was looking around to see what everyone was doing. It was just me and the dogs."

  • Contestants are disqualified only if food is actually visibly regurgitated. "Footage captured by ESPN confirms that some hot dog slush did spill through Kobayashi's fingers and pieces of liquid bun spouted out of his nose, but footage shows time had already expired."

  • Now he knows how Lance and Sammy feel: "These (American) guys last year were yelling and screaming drugs, drugs, drugs," said Rich Shea, who noted that contestants accused Kobayashi of using muscle relaxers. "I was with him all morning, and I've seen no evidence of it. As the international federation, it would be our duty to bring drug testing into this sport, but there's just no evidence."

Kobayashi weighed 113 pounds before he began, 120 pounds afterwards. I would find this particularly disgusting if not for the fact that a bunch of friends recently held a wing-eating contest (part of the regular Tatonka Night wing-eating gathering established by Andy). That night, Dave ate 72 wings, Jason gained some 9 pounds in fat, chicken, and beer, and Jenny put away 45. I ate 30 wings once at the event. Eating a massive amount of food is less about the actual volume consumed than the extreme self-disgust and self-hatred (pity?) which results from harming your body like that. Short way of saying the mental fortitude required to do something like that is more impressive than the physical act of doing so.

Free smoothies for a year

Joannie ran the Chicago Jamba Juice All-American 8K today (she's training for the Chicago Marathon), and at the end of the race she won the grand prize in the raffle. Free Jamba Juice smoothies for a year. The mental picture that persists is Joannie posing for pictures with two people dressed as strawberries.

T3: Rise of the Machines

Teaser trailer for Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines. When you hear the words teaser trailer, it means that someone takes music from the previous films, whips up something in a digital animation program (usually its a bunch of moving logos or patterns that end up forming the title font for the next film), and releases it to great hype. It is a fancy way of telling people the date when your film will release. In fact, this trailer is almost exactly the same as the X-Men 2 teaser trailer floating around the web.
T3 comes out July 2, 2003, if you really want to know.

The Hustler

One of my favorite movies. The new DVD has a beautiful anamorphic widescreen transfer of the 2.35 to 1 black and white picture. THX certified. I was reminded of the film as Ebert just named it the latest in his great films series. It reminds me of another of my favorite films starring Paul Newman, Cool Hand Luke.
"Fat Man, you shoot a great game of pool."
"So do you, Fast Eddie."

The Two Towers Quicktime Trailer

I hope I don't have much in common with the rabid fanboys who post at Ain't It Cool News, but one thing I must agree with them on. Quicktime is gorgeous and the best online streaming format. The Two Towers trailer, in full screen Quicktime, is very impressive.

Marilyn sings Dido

Researchers at MIT have developed a way to use artificial intelligence and videography to create video of a person speaking words they didn't necessarily utter. Their first demo clip is one of Marilyn Monroe singing Dido's Hunter. Interesting stuff, though I wish they had a stream of the clip itself. Digital revivals of dead people, or completely digitally created characters (including voices), are around the corner. Maybe not on this block or the next, but a few streets away.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

Saw this in Slashdot.
Solve any of the following seven math problems and you win a million bucks from the Clay Mathematics Institute. Take your time--these were deemed problems for the third millenium.

  • The Riemann hypothesis: prove (or disprove!) that all the non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function lie on the critical axis (real part of s = one half).

  • The conjecture of Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer: prove (or disprove!) that the algebraic rank of an elliptic curve over Q (the rank of the group of its rational points) equals its analytic rank (the order of cancellation at 1 of its L function).

  • Is P=NP? In other words, is it possible for a deterministic Turing machine to solve in polynomial time problems which are solved by a nondeterministic Turing machine in polynomial time, or, on the contrary, is the traveling salesman problem truly "hard" in the sense that no polynomial-time algorithm exists to solve it?

  • The Poincar

Follow the director

Men in Black II looks to be a dud. The director is the surest tipoff. Barry Sonnenfeld ain't my cup of tea. David Denby of The New Yorker agrees. Of course, an even earlier tipoff was that the agents in the film wear Rockport shoes this time around.

Copying Content

From a list called "Titling Movies," over at McSweeney's:
Eradicating Auntie (1909)
Persuading Papa (1910)
Freezing Auntie (1911)
Suing Susan (1912)
Marrying Sue (1913)
Outwitting Dad (1913)
Peeping Pete (1913)
Saving Mabel's Dad (1913)
Killing Horace (1914)
Guarding Old Glory (1915)
Lifting the Ban of Coventry (1915)
Pleasing Uncle (1915)
Elevating Father (1916)
Fighting Joe (1916)
Fooling Uncle (1916)
Humanizing Mr. Winsby (1916)
Knocking Out Knockout Kelly (1916)
Bucking Broadway (1917)
Saving Raffles (1917)
Shadowing Henry (1917)
Branding Broadway (1918)
Helping McAdoo (1918)
Matching Billy (1918)
Meeting Theda Bara (1918)
Winning Grandma (1918)
Training Eve (1919)
Seeing Greenwich Village (1921)
Climbing Mount Everest (1922)
Kidding Captain Kidd (1923)
Kidding Katie (1923)
Compromising Daphne (1931)
Helping Grandma (1931)
Crashing Hollywood (1932)
Racing Strain (1932)
Running Hollywood (1932)
Crashing Broadway (1933)
Going Hollywood (1933)
Meeting Mazie (1933)
Pleasing Grandpa (1934)
Concerning Mr. Martin (1937)
Crashing Hollywood (1938)
Calling Dr. Porky (1940)
Calling Philo Vance (1940)
Calling Dr. Gillespie (1942)
Framing Father (1942)
Calling Dr. Death (1943)
Calling Wild Bill Elliott (1943)
Presenting Lily Mars (1943)
Hunting the Devil Cat (1944)
Striking Champagne (1944)
Visiting St. Louis (1944)
Calling Paul Temple (1948)
Calling Bulldog Drummond (1951)
Visiting Italy (1951)
Shaving Muggs (1953)
Calling Dr. Magoo (1956)
Crashing Las Vegas (1956)
Introducing Canada (1956)
Taming Sutton's Gal (1957)
Calling Dr. Woodpecker (1962)
Leaving Lily (1975)
Filming 'Othello' (1978)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Educating Rita (1983)
Taking Tiger Mountain (1983)
Educating Julie (1984)
Imagining October (1984)
Playing Beatie Bow (1986)
Saving Grace (1986)
Fucking Fernand (1987)
Making Mr. Right (1987)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Remembering Marilyn (1987)
Crossing Delancey (1988)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Killing Dad (1989)
Finding Christina (1991)
Meeting Venus (1991)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Educating Peter (1992)
Knowing Lisa (1992)
Leaving Normal (1992)
Raising Cain (1992)
Shooting Elizabeth (1992)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Loving Lulu (1993)
Wrestling Ernest Hemingway (1993)
Guarding Tess (1994)
Killing Zoe (1994)
Conducting Mahler (1995)
Discovering Russia (1995)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Losing Isaiah (1995)
Romancing Sara (1995)
Feeling Minnesota (1996)
Killing Heinz (1996)
Losing Chase (1996)
Remembering Mario (1996)
Shooting Lily (1996)
Surviving Picasso (1996)
Advising Michael (1997)
Arresting Gena (1997)
Burying Yetta (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Conceiving Ada (1997)
Courting Courtney (1997)
Deconstructing Harry (1997)
Eating Las Vegas (1997)
Feeding Billy (1997)
Inventing the Abbotts (1997)
Conjuring Aurora (1998)
Divorcing Jack (1998)
Eating L.A. (1998)
Exhuming Mr. Rice (1998)
Finding Graceland (1998)
Leaving Grey (1998)
Loving Evangeline (1998)
Meeting Daddy (1998)
Mixing Nia (1998)
Paging Emma (1998)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Understanding Jane (1998)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Calling Anne (1999)
Crashing Eden (1999)
Dating Rosie (1999)
Finding Kelly (1999)
Imaging Nathan (1999)
Imagining Emily (1999)
Imagining Hamlet (1999)
Killing Mrs. Tingle (1999)
Kissing Jake (1999)
Loving Jezebel (1999)
Reaching Normal (1999)
Remembering Mario (1999)
Seducing Maarya (1999)
Seeking Philip (1999)
Bleeding June (2000)
Calling Bobcat (2000)
Conjugating Niki (2000)
Delivering Milo (2000)
Dressing the Nelsons (2000)
Drowning Mona (2000)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Killing Cinderella (2000)
Orbiting Venus (2000)
Playing Mona Lisa (2000)
Saving Grace (2000)
Being Frank (2001)
Chasing Chekhov (2001)
Chasing Holden (2001)
Choosing Matthias (2001)
Conning Renee (2001)
Cutting Tom Finn (2001)
Directing Eddie (2001)
Dumping Elaine (2001)
Escaping Jersey (2001)
Exploding Oedipus (2001)
Finding Mr. Perfect (2001)
Fixing Frank (2001)
Getting Hal (2001)
Killing Castro (2001)
Killing Mrs. Duke (2001)
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
Kissing Paul Newman (2001)
Knowing Richard Black (2001)
Losing Grace (2001)
Losing Hope (2001)
Losing Juggles (2001)
Losing Layla (2001)
Making Metamorphosis (2001)
Returning Mickey Stern (2001)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Saving Sister Aimee (2001)
Seeking Winonas (2001)
Shooting LA (2001)
Tempting David (2001)
Blackmailing Santa (2002)
Burning Annie (2002)
Defining Maggie (2002)
Finding Joy (2002)
Killing Pablo (2002)
Making David (2002)
Missing Brendan (2002)
Nailing Vienna (2002)
Owning Mahowny (2002)
Researching Raymond Burke (2002)
Robbing 'Hef (2002)
Serving Sara (2002)
Snuffing Cinderella (2002)
Stealing Harvard (2002)
Stealing Sinatra (2002)
Understanding Virginia (2002)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Imagining Argentina (2003)
Surviving Christmas (2003)

46.8

Did a century ride (100 miles) with Tim and Jesse on Saturday. Brought a lot of gear with me in my Camelbak, two full waterbottles, toolbag, pump--I was loaded down. That meant I was heavy. Not so good on the uphills, but on the downhills heavier cyclists move faster. On one hill on the way into Enumclaw, I ripped down the hill and hit 46.8 miles per hour, my all-time top speed.
When I'm flying down hills, I think two things. One: if I should get the wobbles, or my front tire catches on something and falls off, I will likely die. Two: this is living!
Three weeks until I have to climb the Alps in France, and I'm just not in the shape I'd like to be. Frustrating. Coulda, shoulda, woulda ridden more miles. Too much work. Blah blah blah. No excuses. Salads for the next three weeks.
During a bike ride of that distance, one encounters many things. A couple hundred manhole covers and sewer grates. About several dozen instances of roadkill. And a few obnoxious hillbillies in their pickup trucks, unwilling to share a few feet of shoulder with fellow human beings on two wheels. To those $#@!%@'s who blast their horns or shout profanities or drive really close or swerve to knock us cyclists off the road, I wish a flat tire in the middle of the desert.

Hello, I'm not home

With the rise of voicemail, I imagine answering machine sales have flattened out. It means that one of the favorite scenes of filmmakers may become an anachromism. That's the scene where one character tries to reach another on the phone to apologize, or to warn them about something, and the person on the other end either refuses to answer the phone, can't get to the phone because they're in mortal danger, or misses the call because they're out. The phone clicks on and you here the voice while the filmmaker displays a closeup of the answering machine.
"Hey, it's me. Pick up if you're there. Please. I have something I have to tell you, so if you're there, it would be great if you'd pick up. [Pause] Okay, I guess you're not there. I just wanted to say that, well, I was wrong yesterday. What I said. I was, I don't know, scared. Listen, I love you. I'm crazy about you. This is killing me..."
"Fred, get out of there now! It was Johnson all along, he erased the tape. Look, I can't explain, just get out now."
[Fred is down on the floor, gagged and bound, lifting his head to stare longingly at the answering machine. All you see is the answering machine tapes spinning lazily.]

en fuego

In creative writing 101, you're taught to avoid metaphors of fire or heat because they're so cliched. "Burning passion." "Fires of inspiration." Stuff like that. One which still seems to slip through the cracks is "eyes like burning coals." I read that twice this weekend. I don't even get that one. Do eyes really look like burning coals? What do burning coals look like? I think of grilling when I think of burning coals, and no one I know has eyes that look like that.
En fuego is okay, though, but only when Dan Patrick uses it.

How to build a universe that doesn't fall apart two days later

Since Philip Dick is all the rage, here's an interesting essay by the man himself. Written in 1978.

Mariners-A's

Bill was kind enough to take me to the Mariners game against the A's. Bill has sweet seats, a few rows behind the Mariners' dugout. I've been spoiled this year, getting used to seats near home plate on the main level.
Some notes from the game:
  • Edgar Martinez was back off of the DL. His second at bat he hit an opposite field homer off Zito, to deep right center. A couple A's, including Jermaine Dye, hit rockets out to the same part of the park and saw those die on the warning track. That's a tough place to hit it out in Safeco, which shows how much power Edgar has to opposite field. He waits back and inside the ball, keeping his weight back, and drives down and through the ball to right. Back about 15 years ago in baseball, no one really swung that way. Now, hitters are strong enough to hit it out the opposite way. Over 50% of Sosa's home runs have gone to right field this year.

  • Zito got hit pretty hard, but he's still a stud. He's so solid. A fastball that hits 88 to 90mph, an 11 to 5 curve that drops off the table at 74 to 75mph, and a changeup that comes in at 78 to 79mph. All delivered with the same exact motion, which is the key to his deception. And he's not afraid to throw any of those pitches on any count. You could see when he fooled right handers with the curve because their front leg would buckle. One of the prettiest things in baseball is watching a pitcher fool a batter on a changeup. Watching it on TV you think, "why doesn't he just wait back on that ball and kill it," but anyone who has ever been in the box when a pitcher delivers a changeup with the exact same motion as a fastball but takes 8mph off the ball knows how difficult it is to make contact. The difference in the time it takes the pitch is hundredths of a second, and it's just enough that your bat is ahead of the pitch. Hoffman and Moyer have made careers out of that pitch. Pedro has a nasty nasty change. Maddux has a doozy of a change. Schilling and Clemens use the split fingered fastball as a change. Oh, back to Zito. If he stays healthy, he'll be an All-Star for years.

  • John Olerud is underrated. Just a solid, solid hitter who didn't get fooled by Zito at all. Keeps his weight back, waits for pitches he can drive, and rock solid on defense at 1B. He helps every one of his teams win.

  • Rafael Soriano has a live arm, but he doesn't quite have the command he needs or a strong enough offspeed pitch to be a dominant starter. Granted, the M's had to call him up earlier than they wanted. He should be learning his trade in triple-A right now.

  • Imagine how tough Hudson, Zito, and Mulder would be if the A's had good outfield defense. Long and Mabry played CF and LF, and they're terrible. Two flies that should have been caught dropped for doubles. Defense is generally overrated, and the A's have a different but effective formula for winning baseball, but the A's pitchers must get sick of seeing some of those balls dropping in.

  • I suck at those Oldies trivia games they play on the scoreboard, except when it's baseball trivia. In a way, I'm glad. Someday, when I'm the only one who can name some of those songs....oh, let's not go there.

  • Either my vision is improving, or they've slowed down the hat trick game. I'd always been good at that game, but last year for some reason I started losing it. It scared me to death. I thought my vision was going. I stopped playing to avoid the pain of losing. This year it's easy again. I think they slowed it down.

  • Bret Boone is the steroid poster child. His bulging body is frightening.

  • One of the reasons Kazuhiro Sasaki is so hard to hit is that he has a hitch in his delivery right before he releases the ball that completely throws off the batter's timing. The ball seems to appear out of nowhere, and timing his forkball is nearly impossible. You can't tell on TV, but from behind home plate it's as plain as day. Pitchers are taught to deliver the ball in a way that feels natural and is mechanically sound, but for pitchers who don't have great stuff, it might be worth investing time in a deceptive delivery.

  • Ichiro will always bat over .300. If he continues to bunt more, he'll get some 50 to 60 infield hits a year. He hit a routine grounder to the first basemen Hatteberg and just flat out beat Zito to the bag. He has some 30 infield hits already.


I missed our softball doubleheader yesterday. Sadness.

Random epiphanies

Today, in an early morning meeting, I was staring out the window of a conference room. It was a gray day, and a light fog was rolling in over the Puget Sound. And at that moment, suddenly I felt this brief but enormous wave of optimism and happiness.
I have these fleeting epiphanies from time to time. I have no idea what causes them. Nothing in particular seems to bring them on, but when they occur, it feels like "everything's gonna be alright."
Odd. I wonder if it's a chemical mixup, may be a seratonin bubble bursting, or emotional wires crossing in the brain. If I could bottle that feeling I'd always be on cloud nine.

Tilt

I've officially reached overflow. I've always tried to return all e-mails within a day, and that's a hopeless cause. Both personal and work e-mails have grown to the point of no return. If you're awaiting a response from me, mea culpa.

New Star Trek trailer

Star Trek: Nemesis is the title.
[Heh heh: here's that terrible trailer for Swimfan which I saw before Minority Report]

Chow Chou

Linda treated me to a great dinner at Restaurant Zoe Tuesday night. Odd, seeing Linda and Scott in the space of a week when I hadn't seen either of them in ages. Linda is practically married, still as giggly as ever. Those early days living with Linda, Nick, Joel, and Neil--it's amazing to think of myself first setting foot in Seattle, naive, bright-eyed, clueless. Seems like just yesterday and yet I'm ages away from that guy.

Command us, leader

One memorable headline from The Onion read: "Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions".
I'm reminded of that in the wake of Oprah's announcement that she was effectively ending her Oprah book club because a handful of media outlets have jumped in to fill the void. USA Today, Live with Regis and Kelly, Today, and Good Morning America. Despite the proliferation, they've still been influential. Good Morning America recommended Ann Packer's The Dive from Clausen's Pier and it shot to #1 at Amazon.com.
Do people really need guidance on what to read, and do these organizations hold some credibility in that area? Do people really care what Regis is reading? We're all robots. Maybe we just want to read what everyone else is reading so we feel like part of a community, or so we have someone to discuss the book with. I've never been part of a book club, so I don't know. The last time I had to read something in a group setting was in college, as homework.

Pledge of Allegiance

A Federal Appeals Court ruled that reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools is an unconstitutional endorsement of religion. This could affect nine states in the United States. Basically, the ruling hinged on the words "under god" added by Congress in 1954. Of course, politicians everywhere wrung their hands and decried this ruling. A whole bunch of Congressman from the House gathered outside the Capitol to recite the pledge in a show of support (an event which sounds humorously melodramatic). The politically safe thing, of course, is to assume the public will be outraged, so it's not surprising that all the politicians quickly denounced the decision.
It all seems like a lot of hubaloo about nothing. I bet if you ask the people who are most affected by this, the kids, they'll say that reciting the pledge has no influence on their religious beliefs. Some people in this country believe in God, or a god of some sort, and plenty do not. We generally get along okay.
I suggest "One nation, under Oprah."
Or "One nation, under Oprah, powered by Microsoft Windows, drinking Coca Cola."

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Warchalking

Would love to see warchalking take off in the U.S. I imagine a day where I'll walk around town, flipping my Powerbook open anywhere and picking up the Internet through Wifi. It may yet happen, a revolution driven a series of passionate early adopters. Unlikely, but it would be fantastic.

Nickel and dimed

Wal-Mart, the modern sweatshop? Among my friends who know, it certainly has that reputation.
Of course, the whole 40 hour thing isn't unique to low-wage jobs. When I was in consulting, we always booked 40 hours to the client each week, even though we worked about twice that, not including hours of travel.

Yeah, but it all gets re-invested in new DVDs

I listed about 20 DVDs for sale on Amazon.com through our Marketplace service and I've sold almost all of them in the past 2 weeks. All y'all should be selling stuff on Amazon as well. I don't know anyone who doesn't have some used books or CDs they'd love to get rid of and make some cash.

And four great beasts came up from the sea...

All this terrorist talk has the public contemplating Apocalypse. Websites track apocalyptic news and events. It all has me feeling alternately helpless/depressed and bold/reckless from day to day.

New look

Bear with me as I reformat my weblog template. Have wanted to go with a 3-column template for a while, and finally got around to doing it tonight. Didn't use CSS--one of these days I'll sit down and figure it out, but not while I have a day job. So if there are a few stray line breaks and broken links, know that I'll fix them up over the next few weeks.
Added some links off to the right. Sites I visit regularly and which may be of interest to you. Glad to see that both Jenny and Adam have weblogs now. Clever writers, both of them, and now that they're off to the far reaches of this continent, I look forward to keeping up with them online, from afar.
Hey Jenny, how come Adam has a link to your weblog but you haven't reciprocated? =)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers trailer was strewn all across the Net today. We'll all have that waiting for us in our holiday stockings this year. Sweet.

Minority Report

Old roomie Scott is moving back to Hawaii, so I caught up with him tonight for dinner, then we took in Minority Report. Good luck to Scott as he continues his career in surfing country.
[Sidenote: before the film, I saw one of the worst trailers I've ever seen, for a film titled Swimfan@. Jesse Bradford and Erika Christensen looked like bizarro Freddie Prinze Jr. and bizarro Julia Stiles]
Excellent film. Interesting look to the film. Spielberg put the film through a process called bleach bypass, which is does to Technicolor what bleach would do to your tie-dye t-shirt. Skin tones go from rosy to pale. He also shot some scenes on 800 ASA film, which photographers know adds grain to the picture.
I admire Tom Cruise not for his acting but primarily for his go-get-them spirit. He seems like a high energy, organized, ambitious, intense dude. Perhaps it's the Scientology. All I know is that for a guy who once starred in Top Gun and Legend, he has caught the eye of some of the leading directors in the world. When his career is over, he'll be able to say that he starred in films by:
Steven Spielberg
Cameron Crowe
Ron Howard
David Finsher
Stanley Kubrick
John Woo
Paul Thomas Anderson
Martin Scorsese
Oliver Stone
Barry Levinson
Sydney Pollack
Rob Reiner
Neil Jordan
Brian De Palma
That is the definition of a list that is "long and distinguished," a phrase usually reserved for my roster of ex-girlfriends. There's no one better at playing the young hotshot than Cruise--I'd like to channel some of that energy in my own life.
Philip K. Dick--would he enjoy all the films being made from his stories? None of these movies capture the psychological complexity of his stories, but they do blow them out into high entertainment. I'm looking forward to Richard Linklater's A Scanner Darkly which is based on a Dick story and being produced by Steven Soderbergh and George Clooney. In an article in last week's NYTimes, Dick was noted as having approved of the script of Blade Runner: "[The script] bore no relation to the book. Oddly, in some ways it was better. What my story will become is one titanic lurid collision of androids being blown up, androids killing humans, general confusion and murder, all very exciting to watch. Makes my book seem dull by comparison."
Of course, he then added, "As a writer, though, I'd like to see some of my ideas, not just special effects of my ideas, used."
Popcorn, soda, action

Some new movie trailers: Daredevil (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner), Red Dragon (remake of the prequel to Silence of the Lambs), Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, the final Austin Powers in: Goldmember trailer, a new xXx trailer (Vin Diesel as the Gen-X James Bond), and a real teaser for Solaris (Steven Soderbergh, James Cameron, George Clooney).
Ah, you gotta love the debut of summer popcorn movie season. The trailers don't disappoint, though many of these movies will. Daredevil's costume looks terrible, and Ben Affleck does not fit my mental picture of Matt Murdock. Jennifer Garner is a babe, but she doesn't have the dangerous, slightly crazed bloodlust of Elektra. Red Dragon is a money making ploy. It doesn't need to be made, as Manhunter already covered the story effectively, minus the big stars. Ed Norton is great, but he looks like a scrawny kid compared to William Petersen who played Will Graham in the original. Hannibal Lecter as played by Anthony Hopkins would eat Norton for an appetizer.
Cheers, Lance

Had a small dinner to send off Lance on Thursday. He's off the the UK for a new job with Vodafone, and it will be sad to see him off. Lots and lots of friends from Amazon and Seattle are moving on, leaving town.
I will miss Lance's wry, understated British humor. A more pleasant chap you'll seldom meet. I'm sure a successful career awaits him in the UK, and I've his promise that when I visit the UK I'll be able to crash his flat and go for a spin in his new M5. Good taste in cars, that Lance.
Tick tock

Women have their biological clocks. I have a clock, too. It's the one that says I better make something of myself before my useful years of brainpower fade away. Can't tell if the clock is ticking louder recently, or faster. I feel like Captain Hook.

Zounds!

Bleary-eyed, I'm up to catch the U.S. versus Germany. Well, actually, it's over now. Man, we had Germany in all kinds of trouble, but we couldn't convert. Outplayed them, though. Until 2006...

Braziiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll

England fails to capitalize on its man advantage (when's the last time a star player like Ronaldinho was given a red card in World Cup play?!?) and Brazil moves on. England, and poor goalie David Seamen, weeps.

Red Card!

Ronaldinho is banished to the sideline with a red card, and now Brazil is a man down.

Goooooooooaaaalll

Wow, brilliant free kick by Ronaldinho. Brazil up 2-1. As good as Ronaldinho feels, that's how badly goalie David Seamen feels right now.