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James sent me this link to a page that will render any webpage Doggy style. Fairly straightforward, it adds "know what I'm sayin'" to the end of most sentences. I enjoyed the Snoop version of Dubya's famous "Fool me once" quote, now getting serious playtime in Farenheit 9/11: "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know that shiznit's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on yo' ass n' shit. Fool me - yo' ass can't get fooled again."
I knew there was a reason to keep a cactus around the house.
The Atkins diet may decrease women's fertility. But their men can counter by chewing khat.
Russians change the weather for a Paul McCartney concert. Bill Gates must be so tempted to do this for his backyard BBQs in Seattle.
Current U.S. administration revises count of deaths from international terrorism in 2003. Turns out we're not winning the war on terrorism after all.
Robots turn on us. Body implants that run on body heat/electricity. Everything in The Matrix is coming true!