What exactly is a Boardroom experience?

Bid on a Boardroom Experience with George and Carolyn.
Sounds kinda kinky. Can Melania come? She has such Boardroom eyes.
Meanwhile, can we have a reality TV show in which Donald Trump and Mark Cuban compete to see who makes the bigger fool of themselves?
Cuban in his post to Trump (I'm sure Trump has Cuban's blog bookmarked): "After leaving your office, I promised myself that if I ever got liquid and had an obscene amount of money in the bank, I would make a point not to remind myself and everyone else around me of it every minute of every day