Do I look fat in this?

Cycling is one of the best sports for equipment geeks, any when the NYTimes publishes an article titled "Overhauling Armstrong", cycling geeks get geeked up. Unfortunately, the article is fluffy and doesn't mention anything new at all.
So much ado about Nike's Swift Spin suits, but how do us mere mortals get our hands on one (answer: we can't, unless we conduct a panty raid of the USPS team hotel rooms)? And more importantly, do the suits make our butts look smaller?