BTW, now that I'm done cycling, you better book me soon. My open dates are going fast. I'm out with a different person every night. A few lunch appointments remain in August, but weekends are nearly sold out through September. Call now! My popularity is at its zenith! Soon, the novelty will wear off as people realize I'm no more interesting after the 1000+ miles of cycling than I was before it.
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