Shut out
Every one-day Farallon Island cage diving trip offered by Great White Adventures this fall is booked solid. Nuts.
You may claim that the thought of lowering yourself into a cage in the water with a Great White Shark is too frightening, you fraidy cat, but then who are all these people who booked the trips solid? It's you, isn't it, you snake? If you're really so scared, let me take your spot.
The writer of the copy for this particular trip exercised get restraint in not using exclamation points, and wins huge points in my book:
You may claim that the thought of lowering yourself into a cage in the water with a Great White Shark is too frightening, you fraidy cat, but then who are all these people who booked the trips solid? It's you, isn't it, you snake? If you're really so scared, let me take your spot.
The writer of the copy for this particular trip exercised get restraint in not using exclamation points, and wins huge points in my book:
Witnessing a very large White Shark attack and consume a 200 to 300 lb. Elephant Seal is an extremely dramatic event.