Your newest Chicago Bull

This is the child of a former Miss Sweden and Yannick Noah (not, not David Stern, but the tall guy on the right in the photo). I can't find the words...

For what it's worth, which is probably very little considering how much uninformed banter sports drafts inspire, I think it was a solid pick. People keep saying the Bulls need a low post scorer but who was going to be that at No. 9? The Bulls are going to be a pain in the ass to play against next year with all their long-armed freaks and shot blockers in the frontcourt.

Plus, just look at that guy? He may be equal parts exuberant and irksome, but the Bulls wholesome punch needed some spiking, no?

UPDATE: According to one man's metaphoric imagination, we've drafted...Shakira?!

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