2 Stars, 1 Slot
Because we're guys, my brothers and I are constantly bantering around movie lines. The quote du jour, useful in so many situations: "God, I wish I knew how to quit you!" Actually, you can just use the quote by itself, in any context, and it will crack us up 90% of the time. We haven't even seen Brokeback Mountain yet, though we have seen Brokeback Goldmine, and I've read the short story by Annie Proulx.

Did you see Reggie Bush on his touchdown run last night (rhetorical question)? The man accelerates like a sportbike. Awesome. Too bad USC didn't put him in at linebacker to shadow Vince Young, who ran all over USC like it was a Pop Warner game. That's the thing about college football (or even high school football): you can just put the ball in the hands of your best player by putting him at QB and letting him run with the ball on every other play, and it will usually work. My high school football team played against Donovan McNabb in the high school playoffs once, and that game reminded me of watching Young run all over USC last night. Young looked like he was bigger than every USC defender past the defensive line anyway. That camera shot from behind Young, standing triumphant and pointing his hands like six-shooters as a blizzard of multi-colored confetti rained down on him, was a beauty.