Midgets remain safe

The Van Cliburn competition will be streamed live over the web this year

The lion and midget story that broke in the BBC? Fake!

Someone created it to win a bet with a buddy. Both this and the link above via TMN.

Morse code more efficient than text messaging

Embarrassing things that might happen to you while using a lightsaber

"You make that sharp crackling noise with your mouth each time you clash it with your opponent's lightsaber—having forgotten that the noise happens naturally."

Conan O'Brien peers into his crystal ball