Clinton has heart attack; rumors of quadruple bypass

Those are the initial reports. Google News has the first wave of stories.
Eric suggests the reality show for me: Ivana Man. Since all reality shows get reversed, soon we should have Lolita Man, in which ten wealthy, fifty-something men compete for the affections of a just-turned-eighteen year old girl.
Sports Guy selects 1984 as the greatest year of the ESPN era, bringing up painful memories of the 1984 Cubs-Padres NLCS series. Game 5 was the one and only time I cried at the outcome of a professional sporting event.
Three people die in crush of shoppers invading a new IKEA store in Saudi Arabia. (via BoingBoing)
Oh Mickey you're so fine...