I just wet my pants

Every Mac zealot has heard about the temporary leak of the new Mac G5 specs to the Apple store. Dual 2GHz 970's!!! The heavens just opened, rays of light shone down, and a young boys choir chanted.
* 1.6Ghz, 1.8Ghz, or dual 2Ghz PowerPC G5 Processors
* Up to 1 Ghz processor bus (!!)
* Up to 8 GB of DDR SDRAM
* Fast Serial ATA hard drives
* AGP 8X Pro graphics options from NVIDIA or ATI
* Three PCI or PCI-X expansion slots
* Three USB 2.0 ports
* One FireWire 800, two FireWire 400 ports
* Bluetooth & Airport Extreme ready
* Optical and analog audio in and out
Please sir can I have another?