One job I'm pretty sure I'll never get

It figures that it was only while I was out of town in LA that I'd hear about a local controversy over the practice of nude sushi, in which patrons eat sushi off of the body of a nude woman. Apparently nude sushi has made it to Seattle, the third U.S. city after NY and LA to import this dining experience from Japan. The best line in the article: "It's dehumanizing to be treated as a plate."
Leaving aside ethical judgments, I find the idea of eating food off of another person's naked body unappetizing.
[On a somewhat related...okay, on an almost entirely unrelated note, Chuck, Karen, and I had a discussion of this list of the ten most overpaid jobs over Thanksgiving weekend. It's a good list.]