On CNN.com, I saw these three headlines listed one after another under "Top News":
Director Billy Wilder dead at 95 | Filmography
Country singer Lyle Lovett trampled by bull
Giant octopus caught off New Zealand
Billy Wilder was great--one of the directors who helped to make movies a populist art.
The Lyle Lovett headline leads one to believe, for just a second, that perhaps Lyle was bull-riding. The words "country singer" and "bull" equal cowboy hat and man being tossed violently about on the back of a bull with one hand on the saddle, one in the air as if waving hello.
I've heard of giant squid, but never giant octopus.