Luck of the Irish

Is there anything better than seeing Notre Dame's football program take one in the arse? This coach, this man of integrity, brought with him a 33% graduation rate from Georgia Tech and and the dark cloud of having allowed (ordered?) one of his players to be physically assaulted by at least two other players after he missed some blocks in practice. Why would a football coach want to lie about having a master's degree anyway?
Notre Dame is in the Midwest, but its football practices are a few miles South of shady, leaning more towards those of the Florida programs in the Southeast than those of its more solid academic reputation. I love it when Stanford beats up on Notre Dame in football every year.