Fewer Happy Meals

In times of recession, even Big Macs suffer. We
knew that someday the growth would end. Could this be
that day, after over 99 billion people were served?
Reminds me of the article in the Onion titled something
like "Starbucks to open new location in men's bathroom
of existing Starbucks".
You know that this terrorist stuff is an accepted part of
everyday life now that people make jokes about Osama
bin Laden. In today's Onion:
Woman With Sore Throat Thinks It Might Be Anthrax
NEW YORK