Harmless Harvest Coconut Water

I never cared much for coconut water, but then one day some friends had me try some Harmless Harvest 100% Raw Coconut Water. It was like drinking from a raw coconut, which, it turns out, is not too far from the truth.

The flavor, aroma, and nutrition found in the liquid inside young green coconuts, known as coconut water, is contained within volatile compounds. As in all raw ingredients, these delicate compounds are significantly altered when heated. With heat pasteurized coconut waters lining the shelves, we reinvented the supply chain to maintain the integrity from freshly cracked nut to freshly cracked bottle. We source unique 100% organic coconuts with a distinctly sweet and nutty flavor, and grown using traditional organic farming methods. We protect that flavor through a cutting-edge, proprietary manufacturing systems including straight coconut-to-bottle bottling and high pressure processing. The best ingredients should be enjoyed just as nature grew them.
 

I'm no doctor, so I don't know if all the health benefits of coconut water are real, but this Harmless Harvest stuff tastes damn good. Costco now carries four-packs, and I grabbed one my last visit. Even at Costco, it's not cheap at about $4 a bottle, but since I don't drink coffee, it's my temporary substitute indulgence.



High Dynamic Range Imaging

4K TVs don't excite me much, you really have to be sitting close to notice much difference, but Dolby's High Dynamic Range Imaging technology, which they call Dolby Vision and which they demoed at CES 2014, sounds amazing. To understand why, I turn it over to the folks at Dolby:

At Dolby, we wanted to find out what the right amount of light was for a display like a television. So we built a super-expensive, super-powerful, liquid-cooled TV that could display incredibly bright images. We brought people in to see our super TV and asked them how bright they liked it.

Here’s what we found: 90 percent of the viewers in our study preferred a TV that went as bright as 20,000 nits. (A nit is a measure of brightness. For reference, a 100-watt incandescent lightbulb puts out about 18,000 nits.)

You may be thinking, “Wow, I don’t want to look at a TV that bright. Looking at a 100-watt bulb would hurt my eyes!” And you’d be right if the TV was displaying a full-screen, pure-white image. That would be uncomfortable.

But real TV images, like scenes in the real world, include a mixture of dark and light. Only small parts of real-world scenes are very bright, and we have no problem looking at them. In fact, one of the secrets to producing TV images that look like real life is having that mix of true brights and darks.

If viewers want images of as much 20,000 nits, guess what the industry standard is for the brightness of current TV images. (Go ahead, we’ll wait.)

If your guess is more than 100 nits, you’re wrong. It’s true—most viewers want TV images that are 200 times brighter than today’s industry standard.

Does that difference really matter? You bet it does. Today’s TVs simply can’t match the depth and detail of a display that can produce far brighter images. And conventional TVs can’t recreate all the colors found in the world around us. It’s a classic case of “you don’t know what you’re missing until you see it.” When you experience a display with much higher brightness, you never want to go back to a conventional display.

This is just a JPG being viewed on a computer screen, but it gives a rough sense of the potential difference in contrast and color fidelity that is possible with higher dynamic range displays.

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willems?

“Like most bipedal parents, we all discovered Harry Potter together, reading the books aloud to our kids,” said [J.J.] Abrams in an interview with The New York Times. “But one of my favorite children’s authors was introduced to us by our youngest son. When he was in kindergarten he brought home some books by Mo Willems, who has one of the most remarkable comedic voices I’ve ever read. His sense of humanity — of heart and generosity — is staggering. I was so blown away, I got his number from his agent and called him. I was essentially a sycophant, expressing what a deep fan of his I am, how I would love to work together one day. He was quiet on the phone, almost monosyllabic, disinterested. Frankly it was a bit of an odd reaction. It wasn’t until the next day that I discovered that I had, in error, called Mo Williams of the Portland Trail Blazers.”
 

J.J. Abrams on a case of mistaken identity. This is a story from last year, but I hadn't heard it until now. 

“I got a lot of friends and I played in L.A., so I got a lot of Hollywood friends, so I thought it was someone I had met or someone I came across,” said Williams. “I was corresponding with him then I realized he might have have me kind of messed up with somebody else. We’re going back and forth on email, that’s the new age of communication. We were actually talking and he was giving me a lot of compliments. I felt like he was talking about me, you know, how great of a person I was. I was like ‘Yeah, that’s me! That’s me.’ I told him thank you. Then he said something that caught me like ‘Well, I don’t really remember that.’”

The “something that caught” Williams was Abrams referencing Willems’ work, which includes titles such as “Knuffle Bunny: A Cautionary Tale”, “Don’t Let The Pigeon Stay Out Late” and “The Duckling Gets A Cookie?!”. But as it turns out, Williams was considering going into Willems’ business, which only added coincidence to confusion.

“The crazy thing about it, I’ve been talking to friends about writing children’s books because I have a lot of kids,” said Williams.
 

This story is particular funny because it's this specific NBA player, Mo Williams, who isn't a superstar but also isn't a scrub who sits at the end of the bunch. He's just the right level of NBA famous. It wouldn't be as hilarious if it were someone much more or much less famous.

Godzilla

The third surprise is that I don’t think that either “Godzilla” is near the top of the genre, or is especially classical for anything other than iconic value—I think that the creature is famous for signifying the great movie monster without actually being one. The main problem is that Godzilla itself isn’t very interesting. The monster is a principle of pure destruction: it’s not feeding on human flesh or farm animals or asphalt or electricity; it’s just laying waste to whatever’s in its path, stomping and swatting and smashing and exhaling a fiery dragon breath for the sheer hell of it. In theory, the idea of a nihilistic monster is as good as the idea of a reflective one, a tormented one, or a hungry one—provided that it’s developed. Godzilla, the lord of the land and sea, has no objective, no goal, no guiding principle; it has been jolted from its somnolence, its habitat has been despoiled, and now it despoils ours. Godzilla is a premise, a device, and a look, but not a being; for all its violence, it’s essentially static.

Monsters are the realm of the child’s psyche, the projection of inchoate fears in concrete, quasi-personified forms, and even the ones that are meant for adults resonate with the unconscious. Incomprehension battles with comprehension, the unexpressed conflicts with the desire to see, the near-ridiculous and the audaciously comical arise from the gravest horrors and the deepest fears. That’s why the tabloid hysteria of drive-in sci-fi and the inspired regressiveness of Jerry Lewis and Frank Tashlin make for fifties monsters of unabated fecundity and enduring power. Where monster matters turn sternly adult, it takes backroom gameswomanship in the vein of Howard Hawks’s “The Thing from Another World” to play up the genre’s exotic overtones.

The earnest sobriety of “Godzilla” gets in the way—it thwarts both the histrionically but authentically puerile and the dangerously, irreparably adult. It is, for the worse, a serious movie. The morning I dropped art school for the broadcast of “Godzilla” left me feeling foolish for falling for the hype; the movie was a disappointment then and, nearly half a century later, it disappoints still.
 

Richard Brody on Godzilla. I did not realize Criterion had issued a Bluray of the original by Ishiro Honda.

I will likely go see the upcoming Godzilla movie, yet another in a long line of them, just because I have a boylike soft spot for giant creatures that look like dinosaurs. In the category of long enduring franchises, Godzilla is sneaky strong, with as much longevity, if not frequency, as James Bond.

It's no coincidence that Godzilla is most often depicted rising from the primordial ocean and romping through a major city, knocking down skyscrapers as he goes. The gleaming metropolis is the most salient physical manifestation of the furthest accomplishments of civilization, so to see a creature that resembles an prehistoric beast like the dinosaur appear out of nowhere in the present to wreak destruction upon our urban centers is like some Freudian nightmare about the hubris of mankind and its technological aspirations. Godzilla wouldn't be half as compelling if he were plodding through the countryside, flattening the occasional tree or leaving massive footprint-shaped depressions in corn fields. With an origin story tied to mankind's dabbling in nuclear weaponry, Godzilla needs to be a foil for mankind's technological aspirations.

However, Brody does identify some of the central weaknesses in the Godzilla franchise. From the trailer, it seems likely that the new Godzilla movie will aim to play things seriously as opposed to camp, perhaps using Godzilla as it's often used, as some allegory for environmental disaster. Can the movie evoke true horror and avoid descending into camp? I have my doubts though the score of the trailer and the flashes of Bryan Cranston's agonized face screams of terror, but I'm a sucker for images of the leviathan arisen.

The other fundamental flaw of the Godzilla mythology is that the big galoot, ostensibly the villain, generally has my sympathy, despite, as Brody notes, having little comprehensible motivation. If he's supposed to present our technological overreach boomeranging back in our face, what does it mean that I never want him to die, preferring that he triumph over the human combatants, none of whom ever seem all that interesting? In many later films, screenplays picked up on this strain of audience sympathy and turned Godzilla into the protagonist, defending Japan against other creatures. Emotionally more satisfying, perhaps, but thematically childish.

Perhaps Godzilla is miscast as a monster. Unlike Dracula or Frankenstein or even the werewolf, Godzilla doesn't represent any primitive human fears. We still have some fears of nuclear energy, but far more of our technological concerns are with the internet and the effects of information omnipresence on our brains. There is probably some way of visualizing our fears of where our current technology vector is leading us, but a giant dinosaur romping through downtown doesn't feel right. Maybe if Godzilla were wearing a giant pair of Google glasses?