Hamlet, the Facebook Feed Edition (via a coworker Nellis). Some highlights:
The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.
Polonius is no longer online.