The biggest problem with France is...

The top search query in France in May 2003, according to Google Zeitgeist, was "nice people."
Things must truly be bad if one must turn to a search engine to...
Oh, I'm going to bite my tongue because I'm heading over to France in a few weeks for the Tour de France, and I'll need some of those nice people to push my fat butt up the Alps. Maybe they'll think my red, white, and blue bike and helmet represent the French flag.