So a guy walks into a bar one day and he can't believe his eyes. There, in the corner, there's this one-foot-tall man, in a little tuxedo, playing a tiny grand piano.
So the guy asks the bartender, “Where'd he come from?”
And the bartender's, like, “There's a genie in the men's room who grants wishes.”
So the guy runs into the men's room and, sure enough, there's this genie. And the genie's, like, “Your wish is my command.” So the guy's, like, “O.K., I wish for world peace.” And there's this big cloud of smoke—and then the room fills up with geese.
So the guy walks out of the men's room and he's, like, “Hey, bartender, I think your genie might be hard of hearing.”
And the bartender's, like, “No kidding. You think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?”
This piece by Simon Rich is behind the New Yorker paywall, but many of you probably have a subscription, right? The opening excerpt above works as a stand-alone joke, but the piece goes on from there to places unanticipated.
I don't often read the humor pieces in The New Yorker, but when I do, I read the ones by Simon Rich.